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Never know how to start these things. Uh. Fuggit, we're doin' it live.
Welcome, fellow smut peddlers! Thanks for checking in on what promises to be an absolute mess of a thread, but I promise there'll be some cool shit if you just stick it out for a minute.
Some stuff on me, I guess, to give you an idea of what I'm about. I'm an enormous nerd in the last gasp of his twenties, a SoCal native with a penchant for gardening, gaming, strange metal and spooky shit. If you've been to the right kind of shows anywhere between LA and San Diego, I'm the big dude in the pit with the hair. I enjoy any and all cats, and my happy place is seated among my plants with a big bowl of devil's lettuce, my murderous little furball in my lap and quality entertainment at my fingertips. See? You know me already. This is fun. We're having fun.
So, actual roleplay related shit. I've been doing this since I was like... twelve. I've come a long way from edge-lording it up in the battle.net chatrooms of the early 2000s. So, yeah, while I've got the usual millennial case of crippling self doubt and anxiety, I'm actually pretty okay at this stuff. I draw a lot of inspiration from sci-fi and fantasy sources, and am a huge fan of Lovecraftian flavored stuff. I've got a decent history of playing D&D, and my favorite games tend to consist of those where you're left with the tools to build your own stories. Rimworld's a big one lately, and Mount and Blade is always good to inspire some medieval flavored intrigue (my current playthrough has already inspired like four short stories). My tastes for settings actually range pretty decently, I think, and I'm a big fan of blending and twisting things together. Post-apocalyptic biker cults ushering in fleshbeasts from beyond the stars? I'm down. A couple of stoner roommates on the run with a huge bag of cash and a mysterious, whispering black tome in the back seat of their shitty car? Fuck yeah.
I'm also big on playing as a GM/DM/Narrator/Whatever, playing a world for your character(s) to explore, from the smutty to the serious and everything in between. Fantasy adventures, eldritch mysteries, survival on a strange world... I'm pretty open to conjuring up all sorts of stuff for it. I'm also open to using dice systems, whether we straight up use DnD stuff, or lighter systems.
Not everything needs an element of cosmic horror to it, no. However, I'm totally unwilling to do, say, basic slice-of-life bullshit unless we can throw in some fantasy twists to it. Don't come at me with some bland-ass "Boss x Secretary" junk unless I can somehow have my character be, say, secretly a badass wizard or some shit. And even then, I'm gonna expect you to be just as creative, so your character had better be an eldritch assassin trying to weasel her way in close to sap his power or something. To that end, here's something: I don't bother with dom/sub shit. I just really, really don't. Like if the dynamic shakes out that way, that's fine. That's cool. But putting characters in those boxes before we even start always seems to be a good way for whoever's playing the submissive character to be lazy and not contribute at all. Granted, sometimes there's stretches of time where a character is captured or incapacitated in some way, and that's fine. That's not what I'm talking about. That's stuff we can get through to more fun stuff.
Also, quality over quantity is a thing. It's entirely possible to write eight paragraphs that don't mean shit. Write what feels right, write what needs to be written, write to keep us moving. That's not to say that tiny posts are okay, there's always more than that to write, and I reserve the right to just move on if you're totally not pulling your weight.
Fandoms are cool, but I don't really follow a lot of them these days. I probably don't want to do a plot based on your favorite show. I definitely don't want to do one based on your favorite anime. Or... any anime. Games are your best bet, even if a lot of my favorite universes like Warcraft and Fallout have been absolutely fucking terrible lately thanks to rampant corporate greed and incompetence. I have at least a passing familiarity with a lot of game universes, so we can try to work with something even if I've not played it, but by no means will I always say yes. Star Wars is a solid bet, with a big caveat: I don't want to play anything taking place during the new trilogy. The new stuff just doesn't do it for me. There's a whole universe of plots we can make up without having to somehow work around the fact that the Republic is somehow both in power and yet also the resistance. How the fuck's that work, I mean really? Come on. Anyway, one big thing for fandoms in general: I don't play canon characters. Feel free to play one if that's your thing, but me, nah. Just... nah.
Some words on saucy bits, then. Here's a kink list, it's probably not entirely complete and I haven't touched it in a while, but we can talk about things you're not sure about. I'm a big fan of playing monsters and creepy things, especially in GM style plots, but they're by no means required. I'm primarily interested in playing males, but I'm not averse to playing females or futas by any means, and have had plenty of fun doing it. I only like playing opposite female characters when it comes to smuttery, though, so there's that. Also, thanks to some seriously fucked experiences in the past? Female partners only, please. Or at least, female-identifying. Or non-binary. Or at the very bare bones least, just fucking lie to me and don't make it weird, it's the internet, we can do that here. I'm here to make friends, I really and truly am! I feel like if I can talk to someone out of character, the writing ends up better for it, and it tends to make me more excited for the roleplay overall. I'm not averse to flirtation by any means, but... fuck, dude, just don't make it weird. I'm a chill dude. I'm told I'm pretty far from creepy. Meet me there, yeah?
Also, non-con's fine, but non-con is not a plot.
Anyway! Enough with that shit, here's what you're really here for. Ideas! Plots! Brain droppings! And if you don't see something you like here, and think you've got something I'd like, or just want to brainstorm with me? Feel free to hit me up. This is by no means a list of the only things I'll do, just stuff I've got in mind right now. A lot of these are more prompts than strict plots, so I fully intend to twist them however we wish.
-A couple of creative types that may or may not have a friends with bennies thing going on barely make rent on a downtown apartment together. Armed with a flair for the comedic and a love for the spooky, they co-host their side-gig of a youtube show in which they document "urban hauntings" that are, like, totally legit you guys. It pays alright when they can keep ahead of the demonetization demons of youtube, even if it's essentially the two of them smoking grass in abandoned buildings, cracking jokes and jumping when the lights flicker. It's a lot of corny fun that's considered more comedy than paranormal investigation, but poking at the dark places of the world for too long was guaranteed to get something to poke back. When they stumble upon the hellish aftermath of a strange and bloody ritual gone wrong, they find themselves swept up in an ancient war that threatens the fate of humanity as we know it...
-A headstrong young noble with a taste for war has broken with the upper echelons of power in their country, taking whichever soldiers will follow them and inciting a rebellion. While things go well at first, the tides steadily begin to turn as opposition mounts and key strongholds are inevitably lost. When the fledgling rebellion is nearing a crucial breaking point, the young warrior does the unthinkable and enlists the aid of a known evil. A witch or wizard? Demons? Cultists? Whatever the case, the state of the war will most certainly turn in their favor... though there must always be a cost, and it will undoubtedly be a recurring one. Playable with both of us, or GM style.
-An archaeological team investigating newly uncovered ruins deep in the heart of the jungle has gone worryingly silent. Armed to the teeth with the best equipment a private investigation firm can afford in the 1940s (it ain't much), your team is dispatched to the site under cover of darkness (and most certainly under questionable adherence to international law) and sets to work uncovering the mystery. Playable with both of us, or GM style.
-In the hellish wastes of the twenty-third century, war is a way of life. Scattered tribes of humanity thunder across bombed-out plains in high-octane war machines, engaging in brutal conflicts over resources and territory. There is no law but what sprouts from the barrel of a gun. The world itself is not a friendly one to mankind, with mutant mockeries of flora and fauna proving a constant and severe danger to the unwary. The landscape is utterly transformed in the wake of the bombs, the blasts giving way to new mountain ranges, deep new valleys, and exposing the places of the world long thought lost and hidden. Places the eyes of man were never meant to see. The shrines of lost gods, brought to light at last in the newly opened crevices of the world, their forbidden knowledge now at the fingertips of the violent remnants of humanity...
Like I said above: Post-apocalyptic biker gangs with occult powers. We'll figure it out. It'll be cool.
Welcome, fellow smut peddlers! Thanks for checking in on what promises to be an absolute mess of a thread, but I promise there'll be some cool shit if you just stick it out for a minute.
Some stuff on me, I guess, to give you an idea of what I'm about. I'm an enormous nerd in the last gasp of his twenties, a SoCal native with a penchant for gardening, gaming, strange metal and spooky shit. If you've been to the right kind of shows anywhere between LA and San Diego, I'm the big dude in the pit with the hair. I enjoy any and all cats, and my happy place is seated among my plants with a big bowl of devil's lettuce, my murderous little furball in my lap and quality entertainment at my fingertips. See? You know me already. This is fun. We're having fun.
So, actual roleplay related shit. I've been doing this since I was like... twelve. I've come a long way from edge-lording it up in the battle.net chatrooms of the early 2000s. So, yeah, while I've got the usual millennial case of crippling self doubt and anxiety, I'm actually pretty okay at this stuff. I draw a lot of inspiration from sci-fi and fantasy sources, and am a huge fan of Lovecraftian flavored stuff. I've got a decent history of playing D&D, and my favorite games tend to consist of those where you're left with the tools to build your own stories. Rimworld's a big one lately, and Mount and Blade is always good to inspire some medieval flavored intrigue (my current playthrough has already inspired like four short stories). My tastes for settings actually range pretty decently, I think, and I'm a big fan of blending and twisting things together. Post-apocalyptic biker cults ushering in fleshbeasts from beyond the stars? I'm down. A couple of stoner roommates on the run with a huge bag of cash and a mysterious, whispering black tome in the back seat of their shitty car? Fuck yeah.
I'm also big on playing as a GM/DM/Narrator/Whatever, playing a world for your character(s) to explore, from the smutty to the serious and everything in between. Fantasy adventures, eldritch mysteries, survival on a strange world... I'm pretty open to conjuring up all sorts of stuff for it. I'm also open to using dice systems, whether we straight up use DnD stuff, or lighter systems.
Not everything needs an element of cosmic horror to it, no. However, I'm totally unwilling to do, say, basic slice-of-life bullshit unless we can throw in some fantasy twists to it. Don't come at me with some bland-ass "Boss x Secretary" junk unless I can somehow have my character be, say, secretly a badass wizard or some shit. And even then, I'm gonna expect you to be just as creative, so your character had better be an eldritch assassin trying to weasel her way in close to sap his power or something. To that end, here's something: I don't bother with dom/sub shit. I just really, really don't. Like if the dynamic shakes out that way, that's fine. That's cool. But putting characters in those boxes before we even start always seems to be a good way for whoever's playing the submissive character to be lazy and not contribute at all. Granted, sometimes there's stretches of time where a character is captured or incapacitated in some way, and that's fine. That's not what I'm talking about. That's stuff we can get through to more fun stuff.
Also, quality over quantity is a thing. It's entirely possible to write eight paragraphs that don't mean shit. Write what feels right, write what needs to be written, write to keep us moving. That's not to say that tiny posts are okay, there's always more than that to write, and I reserve the right to just move on if you're totally not pulling your weight.
Fandoms are cool, but I don't really follow a lot of them these days. I probably don't want to do a plot based on your favorite show. I definitely don't want to do one based on your favorite anime. Or... any anime. Games are your best bet, even if a lot of my favorite universes like Warcraft and Fallout have been absolutely fucking terrible lately thanks to rampant corporate greed and incompetence. I have at least a passing familiarity with a lot of game universes, so we can try to work with something even if I've not played it, but by no means will I always say yes. Star Wars is a solid bet, with a big caveat: I don't want to play anything taking place during the new trilogy. The new stuff just doesn't do it for me. There's a whole universe of plots we can make up without having to somehow work around the fact that the Republic is somehow both in power and yet also the resistance. How the fuck's that work, I mean really? Come on. Anyway, one big thing for fandoms in general: I don't play canon characters. Feel free to play one if that's your thing, but me, nah. Just... nah.
Some words on saucy bits, then. Here's a kink list, it's probably not entirely complete and I haven't touched it in a while, but we can talk about things you're not sure about. I'm a big fan of playing monsters and creepy things, especially in GM style plots, but they're by no means required. I'm primarily interested in playing males, but I'm not averse to playing females or futas by any means, and have had plenty of fun doing it. I only like playing opposite female characters when it comes to smuttery, though, so there's that. Also, thanks to some seriously fucked experiences in the past? Female partners only, please. Or at least, female-identifying. Or non-binary. Or at the very bare bones least, just fucking lie to me and don't make it weird, it's the internet, we can do that here. I'm here to make friends, I really and truly am! I feel like if I can talk to someone out of character, the writing ends up better for it, and it tends to make me more excited for the roleplay overall. I'm not averse to flirtation by any means, but... fuck, dude, just don't make it weird. I'm a chill dude. I'm told I'm pretty far from creepy. Meet me there, yeah?
Also, non-con's fine, but non-con is not a plot.
Anyway! Enough with that shit, here's what you're really here for. Ideas! Plots! Brain droppings! And if you don't see something you like here, and think you've got something I'd like, or just want to brainstorm with me? Feel free to hit me up. This is by no means a list of the only things I'll do, just stuff I've got in mind right now. A lot of these are more prompts than strict plots, so I fully intend to twist them however we wish.
-A couple of creative types that may or may not have a friends with bennies thing going on barely make rent on a downtown apartment together. Armed with a flair for the comedic and a love for the spooky, they co-host their side-gig of a youtube show in which they document "urban hauntings" that are, like, totally legit you guys. It pays alright when they can keep ahead of the demonetization demons of youtube, even if it's essentially the two of them smoking grass in abandoned buildings, cracking jokes and jumping when the lights flicker. It's a lot of corny fun that's considered more comedy than paranormal investigation, but poking at the dark places of the world for too long was guaranteed to get something to poke back. When they stumble upon the hellish aftermath of a strange and bloody ritual gone wrong, they find themselves swept up in an ancient war that threatens the fate of humanity as we know it...
-A headstrong young noble with a taste for war has broken with the upper echelons of power in their country, taking whichever soldiers will follow them and inciting a rebellion. While things go well at first, the tides steadily begin to turn as opposition mounts and key strongholds are inevitably lost. When the fledgling rebellion is nearing a crucial breaking point, the young warrior does the unthinkable and enlists the aid of a known evil. A witch or wizard? Demons? Cultists? Whatever the case, the state of the war will most certainly turn in their favor... though there must always be a cost, and it will undoubtedly be a recurring one. Playable with both of us, or GM style.
-An archaeological team investigating newly uncovered ruins deep in the heart of the jungle has gone worryingly silent. Armed to the teeth with the best equipment a private investigation firm can afford in the 1940s (it ain't much), your team is dispatched to the site under cover of darkness (and most certainly under questionable adherence to international law) and sets to work uncovering the mystery. Playable with both of us, or GM style.
-In the hellish wastes of the twenty-third century, war is a way of life. Scattered tribes of humanity thunder across bombed-out plains in high-octane war machines, engaging in brutal conflicts over resources and territory. There is no law but what sprouts from the barrel of a gun. The world itself is not a friendly one to mankind, with mutant mockeries of flora and fauna proving a constant and severe danger to the unwary. The landscape is utterly transformed in the wake of the bombs, the blasts giving way to new mountain ranges, deep new valleys, and exposing the places of the world long thought lost and hidden. Places the eyes of man were never meant to see. The shrines of lost gods, brought to light at last in the newly opened crevices of the world, their forbidden knowledge now at the fingertips of the violent remnants of humanity...
Like I said above: Post-apocalyptic biker gangs with occult powers. We'll figure it out. It'll be cool.
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