yo i got ducks

[3ngag3]

This is just one of five little ducklings I have stolen from the Liutennant.

 

[Vekseid]

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[Alex]

Aaaw, izza duck!

 

[Nyoko]

AWW. Last time I had a duck was in elementary school. Did you name it?

 

[3ngag3]

I currently have no names for the 5 ducklings that I have. I hope to find someone who's willing to keep them as pets. I can only raise them for so long you know.

 

[Distain2003]

I smell 5 very tasty dinners in your not to distant future good job!

 

[3ngag3]

I assure you, these ducks will not become food. They will live out their lives on a preserve if I have anything to say about it.

 

[Distain2003]

Well if your not going to eat them you should at least make them attack ducks!

 

[3ngag3]

Yeah. I figured I would train them, put iron duck masks on their faces and send them into space to fight evil lizard aliens.

 

[Distain2003]

I was just thinking of using them instead of guard dogs! No one expects the duck to try to eat their face!