A Journal Full of Dank Memes. And My Life. Comments Welcome!

[Chai]

w e l c o m e.

This is my journal, and like the title indicates, it's for the specific purpose of sharing my slightly boring life updates and dank memes.
Please feel free to add memes, however, don't just dump them.
I humbly ask that you only add one per day, as I'm sure I'd get overwhelmed with memes fairly quickly.
Brownie points to people who add especially spicy memes.

Oh, and as of today, my life is fantastic. The new semester starts tomorrow, so that's p cool.​

 

[Mr Quixotic]

Chai; you're back!!!!!!!!!!

Let me be the first to say;

 

[Xanaphia]

Hey girl!

When you get that good rp post.

 

[Chai]

I'm finally getting back to roleplaying on a consistent basis, after... oh, two years or so, LOL.
I think part of it has to do with the fact that I switched majors to design, so I feel more inclined to be creative wherever I can.
If you were directed here from my request thread, this is a shameless plug about how I think I'm a pretty great writer.

:^)

Also this:

Daily Meme

 

[Chai]

testing some stuff. go away.

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Reputation I N F O: M/F | professor x student | modern | open T H E M E S: romance - seduction - forbidden relationship - jealousy - wit/charm She was one of the brightest students in her program of study at one of the best universities in the country. She had a partial scholarship, some impressive internships lined up, and was considered by many to be an exemplary student. But college didn't come free, and that was her secret. Away from the public eye, she was an adult model, posting her amateur videos and pics online, and getting men to pay for her Premium Snapchat and Facetime "dates." It was easy money, and she was always careful to keep her identity a secret. But what happens when she gets a PayPal payment and a message from someone she happens to know – her professor? More Info: MC is a nude model and cam girl, posting videos and pictures under a pseudonym, and she makes money off her Premium Snapchat and ad revenue from PornHub. She uses the money to pay for an expensive but prestigious university (Ivy League, Berkley, etc.). One night she gets payment and a Snapchat add from someone she recognizes as one her professors (YC), although he isn't aware that it's her. It'll be a nice game of cat and mouse, trying to figure out who she is, and then eventually developing a relationship.

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Dirty Little Secret I N F O: M/F or F/F | boss x employee | modern | open T H E M E S: romance - hidden lust - seduction - secret admirer Writing the "Women on Sex" magazine column was supposed to be easy. "We want something provocative. Sensual. Something captivating," they had told her. And what was more captivating than writing about real life? It was almost daily that she fantasized about her boss. Fantasized about slipping into a secluded conference room, being stripped down to her lacy black thong, laying down on the table while her boss went down, down, down... That was the kind of thing people wanted to read. So what if she was using her sex fantasies for her professional life? It's not like anyone would find out anyway, and no one knew how far her fantasies reached. More Info: This one can go either M/F or F/F. If it's M/F, I would write as the employee, while YC would be the boss. If it's F/F, this can go either way as I don't mind playing either role. The idea is that MC uses her sexual fantasies about her boss to write the "Women On Sex" column for a well-known magazine, progressively pushing the boundaries on how detailed she can get before her boss guesses what she's writing about. I'm imagining it to be witty, charming, and fun.

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Ocean Eyes I N F O: M/F | old flame x southern belle | historical (American 1860's) | open T H E M E S: romance - cheating - old flames - drama - falling in love The Civil War had left America in shreds. Families are torn apart, loved ones lost, and for the South, it meant the start of a whole new life. She had never imagined leaving her Virginia home, but with the family plantation in ruin and her broken engagement, she had nowhere else to go except to live with her cousin in New York. And her cousin was likely to encourage her to enter some sort of loveless arranged marriage that she didn't want. But when she arrives, she's surprised to find out that her former fiance had married her cousin. Living under the same roof is sure to stir some old emotions... More Info: MC is a southern belle who goes to live with her cousin up north after the American Civil War. When she arrives, she sees her cousin married to YC, her former fiance. This would be unknowingly done, as he had left the South to fight for the Union Army during the war. Both thought they would never see each other again and are equally surprised to see each other. There would be a little resentment on both sides because they each consider the other to be at fault for ruining the engagement, but it eventually turns into a sweet, long lost love.

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Venus Ascending I N F O: M/F | M/F or F/F | mercenary x rival | sci-fi | taken T H E M E S: romance - space opera - love/hate - action/adventure - witty They didn't call her "Bloody Rose" for nothing. While she looked like a seemingly normal human, sweet and seductive, she was actually one of the most feared mercenaries. Strategic and cunning, she'd made more than her fair share of enemies. And so it came to no one's surprise when she's finally captured and brought to one of the biggest police forces. But rather than kill her, they make her an offer she can't refuse: work for them and be pardoned for all her crimes. It should be an easy enough job for such an accomplished mercenary, right? But as time goes on, she's finding not everything is at it seems in this journey through the galaxy. More Info: Both MC and YC would be mercenaries captured by an intergalactic police force. In exchange for pardoning their crimes, they employ them to help solve a series of hefty but related crimes committed across the galaxy. Eventually, they uncover someone's insidious plot to take over the galaxy. I'm imagining a love/hate relationship between them. Very fiery and with a lot of heat and passion.

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Best Served Cold I N F O: M/F | male employee x female boss | modern | open T H E M E S: love/hate romance - gentle femdom - old flames - revenge - cheating She never forgave him for what he did to her. They'd dated all throughout college, even going to graduate school together. They'd planned their whole lives ahead... the picket fence, the perfect little babies, growing old together and still in love. Forever, he'd said. There was a ring to prove it. But then he went and cheated, shattered her life—their lives—for that one night of passion with some girl at the bar. No, she never forgave him for that, and now that she was his boss, she was finally going to get revenge. It was high time he gave her the respect she deserved, and what better way to get it than ruining his life the same way he ruined hers? More Info: MC and YC used to be engaged until he cheated on her. Years later, she's hired at his company in a higher position than he is. From there she begins to get her slow revenge on him; using him for menial jobs, telling embarrassing silly stories at work meetings, and then seducing him into a sexual relationship in which she's the dominant partner. I'm looking for gentle femdom, so it'll be more of him being submissive in the bedroom and her encouraging him to please her. I'm not into extreme humiliation or punishment, although there'll be a lot of teasing, ruined orgasms, and sexual pleasure given to her. What starts out as revenge could turn into a more loving relationship.

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Taming Fire I N F O: M/F | family friend x party girl | modern | open T H E M E S: bondage - age difference - orgasm/pleasure control - calling him daddy Drinking, smoking, fucking. Those were the only things she wanted to do, going out every week to find a new club and a new guy that she'd probably blow in the backseat of his car before never contacting him again. Life was easy. Life was wild. The only hindrance was her single mother, as her father had died when she was young. And with her leaving for college, her worried mother lets her go on one condition: she has to live with her late father's best friend, who promised to help look after her. To "help get her under control," her mother had said. If he thinks she's going to go down without a fight, well, he better think again. More Info: The premise is pretty simple: MC is a wild party girl going off to college in a smaller town, and her mother makes her stay with an old family friend, YC, to help keep an eye on her. Her mother is pretty fed up at this point and thinks that maybe her daughter needs a more stern figure in her life since her father had died when she was young. So, of course, MC won't follow any of his house rules; she drinks and smokes inside, and eventually, he catches her fucking someone in his bed. From there he decides to discipline her sexually, through a Dom/sub dynamic. I'm looking for a partner who's okay with his character being called daddy during sex.

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La Reina I N F O: M/F | cartel leader x runaway | modern | taken T H E M E S: dark romance - drama - drug/substance abuse - violence - murder Being the girlfriend of a drug dealer was easy. It was just about looking pretty, giving good sex, and most importantly, making money. She was used to the life of luxury, designer clothes, parties, and cocaine – the "rich man's" drug. Little did she know her world was going to be turned upside down when she mistakenly witnesses the murder of her boyfriend by the drug cartel he worked for, and now that they want her dead too. She's on the run with nowhere to hide, but a chance encounter with the leader of a rival cartel sparks an idea: she wants the power and resources to get revenge for her boyfriend's death, and this is where she can get it. All she has to do is get him to trust her. More Info: This would be set on the Texas/Mexico border, focusing on cartel activity. YC would be the cartel leader or second-in-command who decides to spare MC because of her knowledge and experience with a rival cartel. She would start as something low, maybe a drug mule or drug runner, eventually working her way up the ranks as YC sees promise in her. He would train her in cartel politics, and she would use that new power to take revenge on the rival cartel.

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The Masquerade I N F O: M/F or F/F | businessman/woman x journalist | modern | open T H E M E S: corruption - sexism - multiple partners - orgies - exhibitionism Everyone's heard about the conspiracy theories of the wealthy elite: the Illuminati, exclusive sex parties, private rituals, and Bohemian Grove. Some people have even tied it to acclaimed director Stanley Kubrick's death, shortly before the release of his final film, Eyes Wide Shut. Conspiracies flew around about his attempt to uncover the elite, and he was murdered for it. This was the stuff she wanted to discover and write about. She sure as hell didn't care about writing about another Kardashian cover story or which celebrities were getting divorced. She wanted to write a hard-hitting exposé on what really went on during the lavish parties for the world's elite. Going undercover sounded like a good idea at first, but she quickly finds out she might be in over her head... More Info: MC is a journalist who wants to uncover the real secrets behind the rumors of the extremely wealthy. She wants to know what goes on at those secret meetings, exclusive clubs, and elite parties where the press is strictly forbidden to enter. For her investigative journalism, she weasels her way to getting close to YC, who's a wealthy businessman (or woman). Will she fall victim to corruption? I'm looking to include sexism; we can even do mild racism if that's your cup of tea.

 

[AlluringEnigma]

*sneaks in, drops a mood, then leaves*

 

[Chai]

To whoever reported my status about not finding 10 inch dicks realistic: literally lmao. Imagine getting offended at the fact that 10 inch penises that shoot much more than the average amount of ejaculate are not, by any standard of reality, realistic. You do you tho, I’m not pressed. All my statuses are generalizations based on the common tropes and woes that are seen around erotic roleplaying sites. They are not directed to or at anyone. I poke fun at them because they’re relatable, not because I want to offend anyone. So to anyone who was offended, I’m sorry, but y'know... lmao.

And for those who missed the status, it was this:

Men: “I enjoy realistic scenarios”
His Character: *Has a 10 inch schlong that cums 10x the average amount at least 5x a day*
Lol, okay, “””realistic”””.

A big thanks goes out to the people that found it funny. I make an attempt, so at least I know some people are getting laughs out of it.

On a completely unrelated topic: incest. I get the step family thing. I get cousins and even siblings. What I don’t get is parent with child or aunt/uncle with niece/nephew.

No one realistically raises their child, the child turns 18, and all of a sudden the adult sees them as these sexual beings. Like the adult would have been sexualizing the child— as a child— even before they turned 18. There is no difference between a 17-yo body and an 18-yo body that would make them suddenly very sexual. The adult would essentially be waiting for them to turn 18 and into a legal adult for them to make a move. Puke.

The same goes for teachers with high school students... the abuse of power on a teenage brain that is underdeveloped and not able to make the most sound logical decisions, is really weird for me. Like really weird. Even within the confines of fiction. 15 or 16 years old with someone who’s easily in their 30s or 40s... it just screams pedophilia to me.

Anyone is free to challenge my viewpoint, but I doubt anything will actually change my mind.

 

[Mr Quixotic]

In regards to the status thing, I too, found it amusing, Chai. I didn't assume it directed towards anyone or anything in particular, and really have no idea why it was considered, 'delete-worthy'

 

[Chai]

Hm. Well shoot. I thought it was funny. And it seemed vague enough that I didn't think it referenced anyone in particular. It actually seemed like a pretty common trope for sexual based fantasy.

I also thought it was vague enough, and it didn't reference anyone in particular. It's the general idea put forth in request threads that I've noticed from my... almost 6 years years here on BMR. Not all those years have been under this account, but 6 years nonetheless. Besides, I would never reference anyone publicly tho, either directly or through subtext. It's just not my MO. If I wanted to let someone know how I really feel, it definitely wouldn't be through a status post, lol.

In regards to the status thing, I too, found it amusing, Chai. I didn't assume it directed towards anyone or anything in particular, and really have no idea why it was considered, 'delete-worthy'

The mods have their reasons, I'm sure. BUT, I'm glad you found it funny, hahaha. I thought it was giggle-worthy myself.

 

[Chai]

I’m fucking crying. The podcast “The F Plus” did a feature on BMR, our lovely site.

They claim to be “a podcast that brings you terrible things, read with enthusiasm.”

It’s funny. They mention a lot of threads and users here, so don’t listen if you’re possibly going to get offended in case you’re one of those users. Within this podcast, they read request threads, roleplay threads, and thread titles.

Enjoy.

A Role In The Sack (featuring Bluemoon Roleplaying)

 

[Xanaphia]

Holy shit, that almost killed me.