Chai
Strawbby Shortcake™
- Joined
- Aug 24, 2017
- Location
- United States
NOTE: I am tentatively looking for one more roleplay. I am selective. I am busy.
If I don't respond to your PM, it's not personal, and I apologize.
Are you having trouble finding roleplay partners?
Are you tired of bumping your request threads with no results?
Hi, Chai here for the world's greatest request thread!
Long term, short term, male or female – this foolproof method is guaranteed to win you some roleplay partners. All you need to do is follow these 5 simple tips, and your PM's will be absolutely flooded—wetter than a 2 cent whore's pussy.
Amazing!
Tip #1: Don't actually read the request thread.If I don't respond to your PM, it's not personal, and I apologize.
Are you having trouble finding roleplay partners?
Are you tired of bumping your request threads with no results?
Hi, Chai here for the world's greatest request thread!
Long term, short term, male or female – this foolproof method is guaranteed to win you some roleplay partners. All you need to do is follow these 5 simple tips, and your PM's will be absolutely flooded—wetter than a 2 cent whore's pussy.
Amazing!
Honestly, you can just look at this, glance through it, and decide that counts as reading the thread. Just skip over the rest of this shit, go to the part about sending me a PM, then go ahead and do that. People LOVE when you do that. ( :
Tip #2: Send stuff that go directly against what someone asked for.
After you pretend to the read the thread and get around to sending the PM, just throw me some material I didn't even remotely ask for. It's not like you came to my thread or anything; no, no, I just wanted unsolicited offers of things I'm not interested in. Please, send me more.
Tip #3: Make a cliche, pre-established Dom/sub relationship.
It's always good to remember that women can't be anything other than obedient fuckholes. The entire roleplay is going to revolve around how the male is sooo dominant, that he might as well use all that extra testosterone to make a pet rock his bitch.
Tip #4: Have a strict posting schedule and bother people about it.
Tell them exactly this: "I NEED a post at least every other day, and if I see you online, I WILL pester you about the post." Yeah, that's not weird at all. God forbid if someone wants to take a break from writing for a week or something.
Tip #5: Provide absolutely zero input on ideas.
In fact, just message me right now with a singular line that goes, "Hey I was wondering if you wanted to RP?" I didn't actually want to RP, I just made this request thread for fun. And then during the planning portion of the roleplay, don't actually help. Just let me create the entire plot.
Bonus Round: Honorable Mentions!
Here's some other shit people absolutely love:
- Bothering people multiple times for a roleplay when they're not interested
- Blurring the lines between roleplay and real life
- Surprise kinks in the middle of the story that you know your partner doesn't like
- Only writing reactionary posts to the roleplay
And there you have it, all the revolutionary secrets to finding roleplays!
PM me with any of these tips right now, and you'll get double the sarcasm and memes!
That's right—double!
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
PM me with any of these tips right now, and you'll get double the sarcasm and memes!
That's right—double!
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.
Hi, hey, what's up. I'm Chai, like the tea, and welcome to my request thread.
If you're reading this, let's hope it's because you know I'm totally fucking with you right now. Let's also hope it's because you're into roleplays that aren't some cliche pairing or plot that's been (badly) done over and over again. And by that I mean, let's hope you aren't into the stereotypical Dom/sub shit that plagues every roleplaying forum. I don't want to play some passive female character that can't make decisions for herself unless her """"Master"""" tells her to do something. I also don't want to play some bimbo that goes from terrified victim to hungry cockslut within the first 10 minutes of our characters interacting. I don't know about you, but I like independent characters that are as intelligent as they are attractive.
Now with that out of the way, I'm looking to kill some time by roleplaying. I'm one of those college/uni bitches that write as a hobby while I play in Photoshop and cry over my student loans (kidding, lol). That being said, flexibility is kind of a must for me since I'm a designer and I don't have a set schedule. I'm open to writing anything and everything; essentially what I'm looking for are creative, detailed partners who value collaboration and consistently bring ideas to the table. Proficiency in the English language generally gets my literary gears going, but writing is meant to be chill, so I won't be bothered by the occasional mistake or whatever.
Here's more or less what I'm looking for:
- FxM or FxF
- Thread roleplays. I also write on Elliquiy if you're into that.
- People with a sense of humor who like to chit-chat every now and again.
- No-stress roleplayers who just like to have a good time.
- Writers that don't keep or follow some arbitrary length requirement. Good writing is good writing.
Here's what I can give you (yes, I'm really this awesome):
- Versatile writing style that mixes it up between long and short(er) posts.
- A few posts per week, maybe more, but no guarantees.
- I'm extremely low maintenance. No crazy terms and conditions.
- I honestly don't care when you reply to the RP. I trust you'll get back to me when you're ready.
- Dank memes.
This is the stuff I like to write. Here's my F-List
Genres / Settings | Themes |
Modern Historical High / Modern / Historical Fantasy Sci-Fi Dystopian Supernatural Paranormal / Occult Psychological Thriller | Romance Dark Romance Vanilla Corruption Non-Con / Rape BDSM Incest * Femdom ** |
* Gentle femdom. Ball busting and cocks in cages isn't my thing.
Current Roleplays
' Venus Ascending ' | Alkaline
( m/f | mercenaries )
( sci-fi | romance | love-hate relationship | light & fun | action violence )
' Drugs and Money ' | DeRe
( m/f | drug cartel leader x runaway )
( modern | dark romance | power play | violence | substance abuse )
' Beautiful Little Secret ' | Reydan
( m/f | professor x student )
( modern | romance | seduction | secret admirer | exhibitionism )
' Playing the Game ' | Razgriz
( m/f | warlock x witch )
( modern fantasy | action | adventure | wit/comdey )
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