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Motive

Moon
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Jun 5, 2018
(Goes without saying that this thread is in development. Many additions will be made. Look at this as the alpha version of me, as a person)

Welcome, welcome, please enter in an orderly fashion. Stop PUSHING back there! I see you! Yes, you.

...Good. Now that you're settled, let's start the descent into depravity. We can start with me.

About me
  • I am lovely. This is a fact, and worth stating.
  • 29 or older, as I may forget to change this when I age. I'm told my memory will get worse. I don't entirely remember who suggested that...
  • British, though not currently living in Britain as that would be too predictable.
  • I am a busy, busy person. Sometimes even usefully! As such, I am very easy-going on post regularity and needing to just end roleplays sometimes, on the basis that you offer me the same courtesy. I will do my best to communicate at all times, but life sometimes happens. Let's just take it easy, have some fun, no stress. Deal? Pretty please?
  • A great fan of OOC chat and smutty brainstorming, because it's fun :) If you'd prefer to keep it a bit more business-like though, just say - I promise that I won't make a fuss.
  • A lover of adding gifs or pictures to roleplays because, once again, it's smutty and fun. This isn't required though, just something to keep in mind if you enjoy it.
  • A great fan of planning out dirty adventures - if you just want to chat about some dirty concepts, sounds great! Give me a poke, I promise to try and be interesting ;)

What gets me all hot and bothered?

  • Exhibitionism and public places - SUCH a big fan. Everything from teasing in public places to sneaking around and trying not to get caught to full-on 'Fuck it, meaty cock is going in juicy hole right now in the middle of this mall and we don't give a damn who sees what!'. I love the naughtiness of it, the taboo and the reactions. Also, I love playing with characters who really want to have sex, and exhibitionism is a lovely statement of not giving a shit about the circumstances because lust is winning.

  • Adultery - I know this is a bit of a love-it or hate-it option. Once again, I adore the taboo. Cheating husbands and wives, being tempted away from their partners by sexy people who've decided they want them, and won't let social norms get in the way. Very fun. I'm up for this kink all the way from 'light' cheating all the way up to proper cuckoldry/cuckqueening.

  • Internal cumshots/risk of pregnancy - That shiver and tremble as she feels her sweet little hole filling up with thick ropes of gooey cum...yes, please. That conflicted plea that "he really shouldn't finish inside" and that half-hearted shove because lust is winning...yes, double please.

  • Casual sex - "So there she was, just leaning down to get the rice out of the cabinet when - oh gosh! - her skirt was yanked up suddenly and - oh my! - a cock slid right inside her without warning. Debbie was so surprised she nearly dropped the box on the floor. Still, when she realised it was Greg behind her, she rolled her eyes and muttered 'Naughty! Finish up quickly, or the chicken will overcook!'"

  • Monsters, creatures, animals - I am entirely up for describing some foul, twisted monstrosity that lives only to take advantage of women, overpowering them with physical strength and molesting them ruthlessly for the sheer pleasure of drenching them in its seed. Oi, whaddya mean 'that just sounds like men'!? Git!

  • Bondage - If you tie up the pretty lady, you can do whatever you want to her. This is a good thing ;)

  • Teasing, orgasm milking, sexual exhaustion - I love that half-insensible, sweat-drenched and utterly overcome stage of sex where a person has been taken so far beyond their endurance that they're a quivering, juice-soaked mound of helpless shuddering flesh. That is a very, very good thing.

  • Arousal- From both genders. While I can enjoy a good bit of non-con as much as anyone, I find people really wanting sex to be a turn-on (shockingly!) and the more of that, the better.

  • Silliness - I do enjoy a bit of light-hearted fun. Silly people, absurdly horny people, the crazy and the eccentric and the just plain weird. While I can enjoy serious roleplay as much as anyone, a bit of good old-fashioned silly, humorous fun can be just the ticket.

  • Hijinks - A catch-all I'm using to describe things like wardrobe malfunctions, people getting trapped and molested, all the accidental and delicious fun that could possibly happen to people who do or don't deserve it.

  • Sneaky sex - On an elevator, diving to his knees between each floor for a few more seconds of dipping his tongue into her overheated little hole? Her warm breasts heavy on his thighs, under his desk, while her mouth greedily slurped on his twitching length, secretary obliviously discussing his schedule for the afternoon? Her flowing, summery skirt delicately hiding how her superficially innocent choice to sit on his lap was a thin cover to hide her grinding her bare, puffy slit against the bulge in his jeans right in front of her family? Yes to all, and any more you can think of. Mmm.
What gets me all cold and...um, unbothered?

Don't be nervous about suggesting things to me generally, I'm very easy-going. I promise I won't be shocked or horrified, or call you a terrible, filthy nasty slutty person who's trying to draw me away from the righteous path with your sinful wickedness. I'll just very nicely say that it's not much of a turn-on for me. See? I'm lovely. Line one of the 'About me' section proven for you nice and conveniently.
  • Watersports/Scat - Because I get squeamish about certain bodily secretions, despite loving other equally weird secretions uncontrollably. Humans are weird.

How do I like to play?

  • PM - Nice obvious one. It just works
  • Discord - Though you'll have to deal with me be around a fair bit but not always able to write, as I have to use it for work as well :D
 
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I'll indulge in a bump. Planning to look at fixing this place up (I mean, honestly, look at the state of the drapes. And there's not nearly enough porn!) in a little bit, but I'll get a head-start on the bump
 
Continuing the hunt! Uh, but don't feel hunted or anything.

...Or do, if it's an on for you
 
After a wee away (apologies to any I failed to update) due to some work complications, I'm back and eager
 
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