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Pygalgic
Planetoid
- Joined
- Oct 15, 2011
By way of introduction
I have the personality of a three-legged dog.
I have the hygiene of a three-legged dog.
I have the vocabulary of a three-legged dog.
I am not a three-legged dog.
I only have two legs.
I feel like the best way to get an idea of who your RP partner is and what they're looking for is to take a look at their plots (and/or pairings) and then to take a look at their f-list or ons/offs or whatever. To that end I've ordered my request thread so you see my plots first, you get a link to my f-list, and then I've got some general notes. There are no gotchas to make sure you've read it, or haven't.
I think that's a silly thing to do.
So you thought you were hot shit
superheroine x villain
Your character is a superheroine. That's right, superpowers! One of the elite! One of the new motherfucking gods!
Which would be, like, hella cool and make your parents proud unlike your brother who "has a good work ethic" and "doesn't assume he knows everything" if you were remotely competent.
Instead, YC is a deeply flawed, over competent woman trying to do the right things for the wrong reasons who gets her comeuppance again and again at the hands of minions, unarmed thugs, teenagers and pathetically low-level villains.
An escalation
superheroine x villain or supervillain x supervillain
This is a little involved so bear (rawr bear hands) with me for a second. I'm going to put this in a bulleted list so it's easier to follow (for me, anyways).
Girl in prison
welp, you're fucked now
For whatever reason--judicial activism, prison reform, sheer overcrowding--YC has been sent to a men's prison. She's going to have to contend with being traded around by prisoners, guards, and staff as she is the only woman in the prison. This is pretty much an excuse for straight 24/7 degrading smut. Hope you like it!
Being part of the solution
naive young woman
Real talk: homelessness is a stupid problem. I live in a first world country where there's plenty of food, reliable power, and an education system and I honestly, fully and truly believe that if, as a society, my country came together with singular focus we could end homelessness forever. We could put systems in place to evaluate people, hear what they want and need, and find some way to serve their needs while also serving society's needs. Some people might just be lazy, sure, and some might prefer that lifestyle, and I think those two groups are the minority of people in that situation. People talk about mental illness, drug addiction, and poverty being the primary drivers: those are solvable problems.
All that real talk aside, let's talk about how dirty and humiliating it would be to like try and help out the situation and be naively rooked (or forced) into fucking a bunch of homeless people. Dirty old men, dirty young men, weirdos, the whole nine yards. Out in some camp littered with dusty tents. Maybe your shitty friend gets you to run a homeless shelter for men overnight, by yourself, with no one to help you. Those would be twelve memorable hours, right?
Assumptions make an ass of you
high fantasy, poor decisions, adventurer x orc
So you're an adventurer, and you're hungry, and you're thirsty, and you're tired and you're in the middle of nowhere. So what do you do? When you see what looks like an empty cabin you go in, find it's stocked with supplies and go ham filling your belly.
Then, some savage orc just comes waltzing in through the front door!
Like he owns the place!
Well, you're a civilized person, and you know that cannot be the case.
Unfortunately, for all your sword swinging prowess, he wipes the floor with you. It's pathetic.
When you come to, you're stripped of your armors and weapons and have a weird amulet on. He lets know that 1) he's reasonably pissed off because this is his place and you did try to kill him, and 2) he's a hot shit alchemist and if you agree to try out his new potions he'll eventually let you go and oh by the way? That glowing amulet that's painlessly adhered to your chest? If you go more than a mile from the cabin it's going to blow up your heart like a river rock in a fire.
This would involve transformation and light bimbofication.
Carnwaki Keys
a stranger in a strange land
You know what a Rotary Club is? Generally, it's a club for well-heeled businesspeople who use charitable donations as a way to cover for doing business deals with each other and develop good public reputations. What they're especially known for is funding exchange student programs.
YC is an exchange student. She's been sent to an incredibly remote chain of islands somewhere near the Caribbean. While not necessarily a first world country, it's not the worst place ever. It's idyllic, it's tropical, they speak English. It's just very, very hard to get to.
What YC finds is that the expansive, multi-generational family home she's been welcomed into has a patriarch intent on using her body. As do the many brothers that populate it. I don't imagine something that's particularly rape-y, instead relying on miscommunication, assumption, and a total lack of cultural competency on YC's part to act as cover for blatant manipulation. If you're into some amount of ageplay, dubcon, and shenanigans this would be for you.
Demonic Wishes
like a monkey's paw with a bigger dick
Everyone's done an accidental demon summoning roleplay. They're great--demons get be big dicked evil monsters, their summoners get to pretend to innocence before being corrupted. Oh, the drama! Oh, the corrupted innocence!
I want to turn that on its head a little bit. YC "accidentally" summons a demon--no, fuck you, she does because it's 99% not going to work but what if she did get a demon to do her bidding wouldn't that be awesome? What she gets is a very honest, upfront demon who basically says, "Hey, I'm going to corrupt you, I'm going to change your life, you'll never be the same. Oh, and you get wishes."
So YC goes for it. Fuck it, why not? Wishes like a genie? Why *the fuck* not. What she finds is that the demon will fulfill those wishes so long as she follows a short, but detailed and specific, set of instructions. These will set off a chain reaction that will pretty much always result in some amount of sexiness and her degradation.
Ass First Into the Flying Saucer
have you ever noticed how like every abduction story has to do with fucking?
Conspiracy theories are really entertaining. Finding the humor in them is how I deal with the carcinogenic death of intellectualism and reason within my culture. In particular, alien conspiracy theories are buck wild. We're talking larger than life personalities, secret cabals going back decades IF NOT MILLENNIA, the Bible, and just so many nerds screaming at each other over what sounds like a cheap, plot hole riddled sci fi thriller. But there is a thread to alien abduction stories that's weird, and interesting: a lot of them have to do with sex. Whether it be "semen extraction," or breeding with aliens, or anal probes or whatever sex comes up over and over in these stories.
So let's parody it.
What if aliens were really just sex tourists? They come to Earth on alien spring break or alien mid life crisis or alien sex pervert's long weekend and just fuck around with Earth people. And your character is a favorite. She's into it!
This would just be an excuse to have episodic adventures involving weird alien lifeforms fucking your character and slowly ruining her whole life.
F-list.
Questions
Ask me
You got some ideas to pitch?
Lay 'em on me. If you have an idea you think I might like and you're open to discussing it, hell yeah!
On settings, themes, etc. (but mostly me)
I live a good life. I'm financially stable, I have a good social network, I have the opportunity to do most of the things I want to do most of the time, I'm all around doing well. So I'm drawn more towards science fiction and fantasy, also because, and I don't know if you've noticed, I have a sense of absurdity that I like to employ. That does not mean I cannot be serious in RP, but that in our personal interactions I will likely crack jokes 'n shit because that is who I am. I am... Kind of weird. IRL, I don't let my freak flag fly, I go along to get along, but here I can do pretty much whatever the fuck I want so sometimes that includes SCREAMING FOR NO REASON and gifs.
I'll do my best to make sure that what I'm communicating doesn't get lost in the noise, but I'll be a little off the wall.
On fandoms
Generally not about 'em.
Next Steps
PM me.
Site note: only 3 people have PMed me from this thread.
I have the personality of a three-legged dog.
I have the hygiene of a three-legged dog.
I have the vocabulary of a three-legged dog.
I am not a three-legged dog.
I only have two legs.
I feel like the best way to get an idea of who your RP partner is and what they're looking for is to take a look at their plots (and/or pairings) and then to take a look at their f-list or ons/offs or whatever. To that end I've ordered my request thread so you see my plots first, you get a link to my f-list, and then I've got some general notes. There are no gotchas to make sure you've read it, or haven't.
I think that's a silly thing to do.
So you thought you were hot shit
superheroine x villain
Your character is a superheroine. That's right, superpowers! One of the elite! One of the new motherfucking gods!
Which would be, like, hella cool and make your parents proud unlike your brother who "has a good work ethic" and "doesn't assume he knows everything" if you were remotely competent.
Instead, YC is a deeply flawed, over competent woman trying to do the right things for the wrong reasons who gets her comeuppance again and again at the hands of minions, unarmed thugs, teenagers and pathetically low-level villains.
An escalation
superheroine x villain or supervillain x supervillain
This is a little involved so bear (rawr bear hands) with me for a second. I'm going to put this in a bulleted list so it's easier to follow (for me, anyways).
- MC and YC are rivals, no, nemeses like in an Old Testament hammer-and-tongs gut-churning hate kind of way
- MC is a bad man who sees YC one night in her civilian identity. He has his way with her, and robs her on top of it, so now he has her ID and knows where she lives.
- YC does not reveal who she really is because that would blow up her whole regular life. Whether hero or villain, she has friends and family, and is reasonably worried that MC would go after them.
- YC claps back at MC in her cape identity in a big way. There's an escalation and she beats him in a way that makes their peers take a step back and quietly whisper. The kind of thing you just don't do.
- MC fades into the background to lick his wounds and recover for a little bit, and when he's fully recovered, he visits YC--as a civilian--for a bit of power-control hard dicking. They do, after all, have the same height, weight and build so he can his frustrations out on YC with no repercussion.
Girl in prison
welp, you're fucked now
For whatever reason--judicial activism, prison reform, sheer overcrowding--YC has been sent to a men's prison. She's going to have to contend with being traded around by prisoners, guards, and staff as she is the only woman in the prison. This is pretty much an excuse for straight 24/7 degrading smut. Hope you like it!
Being part of the solution
naive young woman
Real talk: homelessness is a stupid problem. I live in a first world country where there's plenty of food, reliable power, and an education system and I honestly, fully and truly believe that if, as a society, my country came together with singular focus we could end homelessness forever. We could put systems in place to evaluate people, hear what they want and need, and find some way to serve their needs while also serving society's needs. Some people might just be lazy, sure, and some might prefer that lifestyle, and I think those two groups are the minority of people in that situation. People talk about mental illness, drug addiction, and poverty being the primary drivers: those are solvable problems.
All that real talk aside, let's talk about how dirty and humiliating it would be to like try and help out the situation and be naively rooked (or forced) into fucking a bunch of homeless people. Dirty old men, dirty young men, weirdos, the whole nine yards. Out in some camp littered with dusty tents. Maybe your shitty friend gets you to run a homeless shelter for men overnight, by yourself, with no one to help you. Those would be twelve memorable hours, right?
Assumptions make an ass of you
high fantasy, poor decisions, adventurer x orc
So you're an adventurer, and you're hungry, and you're thirsty, and you're tired and you're in the middle of nowhere. So what do you do? When you see what looks like an empty cabin you go in, find it's stocked with supplies and go ham filling your belly.
Then, some savage orc just comes waltzing in through the front door!
Like he owns the place!
Well, you're a civilized person, and you know that cannot be the case.
Unfortunately, for all your sword swinging prowess, he wipes the floor with you. It's pathetic.
When you come to, you're stripped of your armors and weapons and have a weird amulet on. He lets know that 1) he's reasonably pissed off because this is his place and you did try to kill him, and 2) he's a hot shit alchemist and if you agree to try out his new potions he'll eventually let you go and oh by the way? That glowing amulet that's painlessly adhered to your chest? If you go more than a mile from the cabin it's going to blow up your heart like a river rock in a fire.
This would involve transformation and light bimbofication.
Carnwaki Keys
a stranger in a strange land
You know what a Rotary Club is? Generally, it's a club for well-heeled businesspeople who use charitable donations as a way to cover for doing business deals with each other and develop good public reputations. What they're especially known for is funding exchange student programs.
YC is an exchange student. She's been sent to an incredibly remote chain of islands somewhere near the Caribbean. While not necessarily a first world country, it's not the worst place ever. It's idyllic, it's tropical, they speak English. It's just very, very hard to get to.
What YC finds is that the expansive, multi-generational family home she's been welcomed into has a patriarch intent on using her body. As do the many brothers that populate it. I don't imagine something that's particularly rape-y, instead relying on miscommunication, assumption, and a total lack of cultural competency on YC's part to act as cover for blatant manipulation. If you're into some amount of ageplay, dubcon, and shenanigans this would be for you.
Demonic Wishes
like a monkey's paw with a bigger dick
Everyone's done an accidental demon summoning roleplay. They're great--demons get be big dicked evil monsters, their summoners get to pretend to innocence before being corrupted. Oh, the drama! Oh, the corrupted innocence!
I want to turn that on its head a little bit. YC "accidentally" summons a demon--no, fuck you, she does because it's 99% not going to work but what if she did get a demon to do her bidding wouldn't that be awesome? What she gets is a very honest, upfront demon who basically says, "Hey, I'm going to corrupt you, I'm going to change your life, you'll never be the same. Oh, and you get wishes."
So YC goes for it. Fuck it, why not? Wishes like a genie? Why *the fuck* not. What she finds is that the demon will fulfill those wishes so long as she follows a short, but detailed and specific, set of instructions. These will set off a chain reaction that will pretty much always result in some amount of sexiness and her degradation.
Ass First Into the Flying Saucer
have you ever noticed how like every abduction story has to do with fucking?
Conspiracy theories are really entertaining. Finding the humor in them is how I deal with the carcinogenic death of intellectualism and reason within my culture. In particular, alien conspiracy theories are buck wild. We're talking larger than life personalities, secret cabals going back decades IF NOT MILLENNIA, the Bible, and just so many nerds screaming at each other over what sounds like a cheap, plot hole riddled sci fi thriller. But there is a thread to alien abduction stories that's weird, and interesting: a lot of them have to do with sex. Whether it be "semen extraction," or breeding with aliens, or anal probes or whatever sex comes up over and over in these stories.
So let's parody it.
What if aliens were really just sex tourists? They come to Earth on alien spring break or alien mid life crisis or alien sex pervert's long weekend and just fuck around with Earth people. And your character is a favorite. She's into it!
This would just be an excuse to have episodic adventures involving weird alien lifeforms fucking your character and slowly ruining her whole life.
F-list.
Questions
Ask me
You got some ideas to pitch?
Lay 'em on me. If you have an idea you think I might like and you're open to discussing it, hell yeah!
On settings, themes, etc. (but mostly me)
I live a good life. I'm financially stable, I have a good social network, I have the opportunity to do most of the things I want to do most of the time, I'm all around doing well. So I'm drawn more towards science fiction and fantasy, also because, and I don't know if you've noticed, I have a sense of absurdity that I like to employ. That does not mean I cannot be serious in RP, but that in our personal interactions I will likely crack jokes 'n shit because that is who I am. I am... Kind of weird. IRL, I don't let my freak flag fly, I go along to get along, but here I can do pretty much whatever the fuck I want so sometimes that includes SCREAMING FOR NO REASON and gifs.
I'll do my best to make sure that what I'm communicating doesn't get lost in the noise, but I'll be a little off the wall.
On fandoms
Generally not about 'em.
Next Steps
PM me.
Site note: only 3 people have PMed me from this thread.
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