Fifty things I learned from Hentai

[Vekseid]

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[Ilovegoatse]

You forgot the part where asses lubricate themselves, always. Lube is a cruel myth.

 

[Raziel99]

The strangely funny thing is, 99% of those things are right for hentai.

I recognized a few of those, actually, like the army comment.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken

 

[RRRpyro]

lmao, number 5 has got to be my Fav.

Bringing a girl to orgasm is a good way to say you are sorry for raping her.

 

[RRRpyro]

I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken

Its true, there is one. you have to travel a few miles and beat the Dragon Guardian. Its hard, hes at like lvl 95. I did it once but ofcourse no one was around to see it so they dont believe me.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken

Its true, there is one. you have to travel a few miles and beat the Dragon Guardian. Its hard, hes at like lvl 95. I did it once but ofcourse no one was around to see it so they dont believe me.

but i am only a lvl. 8 pixie wizard

 

[RRRpyro]

I completely agree with number 11
i have no clue where it is, or even if i have one.....if i do its broken

Its true, there is one. you have to travel a few miles and beat the Dragon Guardian. Its hard, hes at like lvl 95. I did it once but ofcourse no one was around to see it so they dont believe me.

but i am only a lvl. 8 pixie wizard

Hmm, lets go to the forrest and kill some boars. That should get that lvl up.

 

[dramamine213]

But aren't the like... only 2xp a piece? THAT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO LEVEL!

26. The clitoris can be safely ignored until convenient. Any proper woman will be pleasured enough by a properly gargantuan dick.

Well, that's true for me. *shrug*

 

[Vekseid]

You forgot the part where asses lubricate themselves, always. Lube is a cruel myth.

I was thinking about going to a hundred but I think I can save up lines for part II.

 

[Ronyo]

Bwahahhaah!! XD

My favourite is number 24 XD

"Vaginae are as deep as they need to be to accommodate any size of intruder. Two feet? No problem."

 

[Anjeru]

Y'know...
I saw one where the nipples were used for sexual orificies of sorts...
I had nightmares.
O_O
SONOTRIGHT!!

Also...
I got a kick out of 'Heaven help you if you do come across a hentai where feces plays a significant role', or something like that.
That's SO true.

Anyway, I laughed!
Yay for Vek~

 

[Raziel99]

All of this hentai stuff reminded me of this...

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[Ronyo]

Heheheheehehehehe XD