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Now that I currently have my extreme dark cravings satisfied, I'm in search of something on the opposite end of the spectrum.
Anyone who knows me would be aware that I have a love of sarcasm, hyperbole, satire and also more subtle humour, and I've long wanted to write a story, from beginning to end, with a comedic bent. So I'm posting this in the hope of possibly finding a partner to join me in that kind of collaboration. The first idea is intended to be written as pure parody, with the second more story-orientated and 'serious,' however containing endless possibilities to have some light-hearted fun with fairy-tale characters/pairings by putting our own unique spin on their stories.
I know these are rambling and possibly nonsensical, but if either of the concepts do strike a chord with anyone, just shoot me a PM and we can discuss. Obviously, I'm looking for someone with whom I mesh with OoC and shares at least some of my sense of humour so, please no one-line approaches. Throw some of your own thoughts at me.
Anyone who knows me would be aware that I have a love of sarcasm, hyperbole, satire and also more subtle humour, and I've long wanted to write a story, from beginning to end, with a comedic bent. So I'm posting this in the hope of possibly finding a partner to join me in that kind of collaboration. The first idea is intended to be written as pure parody, with the second more story-orientated and 'serious,' however containing endless possibilities to have some light-hearted fun with fairy-tale characters/pairings by putting our own unique spin on their stories.
A Game Of Tropes[/color]]
I've no set plot/preference as all details are open to discussion however the basic concept I'm looking to play around with is for us to chose a common pairing or two (or twenty!), such as, but not limited to:
mix in a couple of common plot/theme tropes
to create our own unique story.
and then mercilessly parody every overused cliche that we can possibly manage to incorporate. Think along the lines of like Airplane/Scary Movie/Naked Gun/Monty Python and the Holy Grail/The Life Of Brian, etc; something ridiculously over-the-top in concept, characterisation, stereotypes and plot-elements, but still written in a serious tone akin to any other story, as if the characters truly exist as they are within the fictional world we place them in, not as slapstick.
I've no set plot/preference as all details are open to discussion however the basic concept I'm looking to play around with is for us to chose a common pairing or two (or twenty!), such as, but not limited to:
Christian Grey/Anastasia Steele inspired
Dominant Daddy/Virginal Daughter
Bad Boy/Good Girl
Jock/Cheerleader
Vampire/Lycan or Vampire Hunter
Teacher/Student
Experienced Older Male/Inexperienced Younger Female
Edward Cullen/Bella Swan inspired
Vampire/Human
Vile Rapist/Innocent Victim
Naive Woman/Male with Seductive Intent
Pretty much all other standard tropes open to discussion
Dominant Daddy/Virginal Daughter
Bad Boy/Good Girl
Jock/Cheerleader
Vampire/Lycan or Vampire Hunter
Teacher/Student
Experienced Older Male/Inexperienced Younger Female
Edward Cullen/Bella Swan inspired
Vampire/Human
Vile Rapist/Innocent Victim
Naive Woman/Male with Seductive Intent
Pretty much all other standard tropes open to discussion
mix in a couple of common plot/theme tropes
An innocent daughter of a man whose ancestor crossed the ancestor of a Mafia Don three centuries before is made into a slave to repay the never-forgotten debt
A damsel in distress requires a rugged, dominant male to rescue her from peril
A virginal Princess is pressured into an arranged marriage to a Dominant Prince - from whom she'll learn the arts of submission and diplomacy - in an attempt to avert all out war between two Kingdoms
A naive, shy, innocent, never-been-touched girl needs the strict hand of an experienced older man to teach her about the birds and the bees
Either an Investigative Journalist or a Cop undertakes a secret mission to infiltrate a Biker Bar/S&M Club only to, in the second post, have her intrepid plans foiled by an evil villain who'll turn the once 'strong' - obviously, just look at her profession! - woman into a submissive little fuck-toy to be used and abused for the member's amusement
A young daughter is fantasised over by Daddy, who can't restrain any longer his need to teach her a lesson
An impressionable student is taken advantage of by her handsome Professor, who threatens to fail her and treats her like shit before she grows to love it and together they sail off into the happily-ever-after sunset.
A teen, after being forced into prostitution, instead of trying to escape, finds it arousing, leading to her happily spreading her legs for as many men as humanly possible whilst falling romantically for her woman-beating pimp
A woman lost in the woods happens upon a lone man living in a cabin who, desiring nothing but solitude and to be left the fuck alone, - hence why he forwent his Calvin Klein underwear modelling contract for an isolated cabin in the woods - randomly finds himself wanting to seduce her when she knocks upon his door in the middle of the night, and will not allow the buxom beauty to leave until she succumbs to his roguish, masculine charm.
A younger sister to play opposite an older brother who has nothing else on his mind than his desire to ravage and dominate her; no matter what. But, don't worry, she'll like it.
A lone hitchhiker's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere where the first people who happen to drive past unfortunately turn out to be a bunch of vile, but extremely good-looking, rapists, rather than the more statistically probable neutrals or Good Samaritans. Or even ugly rapists.
A human girl who attracts the attention of a Demon intent on turning her into his pet. For something extra unique, she could accidentally summon him by innocently reciting a spell from a dusty old book she just happened to stumble across in an attic.
An 'independent' woman reluctantly enters a BDSM club for the very first time only to experience an epiphany, three-and-a-half seconds after meeting the steely gaze of a man she's never before laid eyes on, where she realises that being a sub is her true calling in life and she's just found her Dom
A female Vampire's inhuman strength and extraordinary abilities are made redundant in the context of the story due to the plot requirement that regardless of how great they are, they still must be lesser than the Lycan or Vampire-Hunter she'll (for that very reason) invariably submit to
A girl falls in love with the man who mentally, physically and sexually abuses her, because:
a) Stockholm Syndrome
b) He was doing it out of love, lust and desire and to show her what it was she truly needed; isn't that romantic?
c) Just because
d) All of the above
A naughty schoolgirl or workmate discovered showing off her boobies by a peer/colleague is subsequently blackmailed into becoming the biggest, most depraved cock-hungry worthless whore in the history of the Universe. Because, well, that action is much more logical than going to the Police and risking a slap over the wrists from her parents or boss
Again, all other standard tropes open to discussion.
A damsel in distress requires a rugged, dominant male to rescue her from peril
A virginal Princess is pressured into an arranged marriage to a Dominant Prince - from whom she'll learn the arts of submission and diplomacy - in an attempt to avert all out war between two Kingdoms
A naive, shy, innocent, never-been-touched girl needs the strict hand of an experienced older man to teach her about the birds and the bees
Either an Investigative Journalist or a Cop undertakes a secret mission to infiltrate a Biker Bar/S&M Club only to, in the second post, have her intrepid plans foiled by an evil villain who'll turn the once 'strong' - obviously, just look at her profession! - woman into a submissive little fuck-toy to be used and abused for the member's amusement
A young daughter is fantasised over by Daddy, who can't restrain any longer his need to teach her a lesson
An impressionable student is taken advantage of by her handsome Professor, who threatens to fail her and treats her like shit before she grows to love it and together they sail off into the happily-ever-after sunset.
A teen, after being forced into prostitution, instead of trying to escape, finds it arousing, leading to her happily spreading her legs for as many men as humanly possible whilst falling romantically for her woman-beating pimp
A woman lost in the woods happens upon a lone man living in a cabin who, desiring nothing but solitude and to be left the fuck alone, - hence why he forwent his Calvin Klein underwear modelling contract for an isolated cabin in the woods - randomly finds himself wanting to seduce her when she knocks upon his door in the middle of the night, and will not allow the buxom beauty to leave until she succumbs to his roguish, masculine charm.
A younger sister to play opposite an older brother who has nothing else on his mind than his desire to ravage and dominate her; no matter what. But, don't worry, she'll like it.
A lone hitchhiker's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere where the first people who happen to drive past unfortunately turn out to be a bunch of vile, but extremely good-looking, rapists, rather than the more statistically probable neutrals or Good Samaritans. Or even ugly rapists.
A human girl who attracts the attention of a Demon intent on turning her into his pet. For something extra unique, she could accidentally summon him by innocently reciting a spell from a dusty old book she just happened to stumble across in an attic.
An 'independent' woman reluctantly enters a BDSM club for the very first time only to experience an epiphany, three-and-a-half seconds after meeting the steely gaze of a man she's never before laid eyes on, where she realises that being a sub is her true calling in life and she's just found her Dom
A female Vampire's inhuman strength and extraordinary abilities are made redundant in the context of the story due to the plot requirement that regardless of how great they are, they still must be lesser than the Lycan or Vampire-Hunter she'll (for that very reason) invariably submit to
A girl falls in love with the man who mentally, physically and sexually abuses her, because:
a) Stockholm Syndrome
b) He was doing it out of love, lust and desire and to show her what it was she truly needed; isn't that romantic?
c) Just because
d) All of the above
A naughty schoolgirl or workmate discovered showing off her boobies by a peer/colleague is subsequently blackmailed into becoming the biggest, most depraved cock-hungry worthless whore in the history of the Universe. Because, well, that action is much more logical than going to the Police and risking a slap over the wrists from her parents or boss
Again, all other standard tropes open to discussion.
to create our own unique story.
For instance, an extreme plot example (and also an extreme example in the use of nouns and adjectives!):
Edward Gray, a dominant, bad-boy Jock Sports Teacher, also later revealed to be blushing virgin Anastasia Swan's biological Vampiric Daddy and a billionaire entrepreneur, uses the threat of failing grades to blackmail the gullible and naive student Cheerleading Princess into becoming the Universe's biggest cock-craving submissive bimbo-slut, imprisoning the long-haired beauty, turned sex-slave, in a dungeon tower before the damsel-in-distress is stolen away from her sparkly captor by a Beast of a Prince Charming who helps her overcome Stockholm Syndrome, and together they live happily-ever-after!
Edward Gray, a dominant, bad-boy Jock Sports Teacher, also later revealed to be blushing virgin Anastasia Swan's biological Vampiric Daddy and a billionaire entrepreneur, uses the threat of failing grades to blackmail the gullible and naive student Cheerleading Princess into becoming the Universe's biggest cock-craving submissive bimbo-slut, imprisoning the long-haired beauty, turned sex-slave, in a dungeon tower before the damsel-in-distress is stolen away from her sparkly captor by a Beast of a Prince Charming who helps her overcome Stockholm Syndrome, and together they live happily-ever-after!
and then mercilessly parody every overused cliche that we can possibly manage to incorporate. Think along the lines of like Airplane/Scary Movie/Naked Gun/Monty Python and the Holy Grail/The Life Of Brian, etc; something ridiculously over-the-top in concept, characterisation, stereotypes and plot-elements, but still written in a serious tone akin to any other story, as if the characters truly exist as they are within the fictional world we place them in, not as slapstick.
An Epic Fairy-tale Adventure[/color]]
Goldilocks has came of age and in her desperation to escape the evil clutches of her widowed Step-father and his plans of betrothal - to him - she leaves her cottage in the dead of night. Tired and hungry, she breaks into an empty house usually occupied by a Father and his two son’s, the Bears. On her discovery and on hearing the story of the young woman a plan is hatched to keep young Goldie on as a household maid. From there begins a tale of sexual initiation and high-adventure,as the four protagonists undertake a perilous quest to save all those other Fairy-Tale characters in need.
I have lots of ideas for this and whilst most of the story would be written from the viewpoints of Goldilocks and the Three 'Bears' I am looking to delve into other Fairy-tale pairings, incorporating the writing of their stories and putting our own unique spin on them. Filled with fun and adventure it wouldn't be all sunshine and roses and I envisage it also containing dark elements as any good Fairy-Tale should with some characters-in-peril being saved by our dynamic foursome and others meeting a bad end, possibly at our protagonists hands. As well as a multitude of different sexual themes and kinks, for instance, as we perhaps pose some of the following questions or others of similar ilk;
Just how close were Hansel and Gretel and was their punishment deserved?
Why was Jack's crown broken, and who was responsible; Jill, before she came tumbling down? Is there something we have been told about what happened on that hill?
What's the best method for an attractive woman to distract a giant from Beanstalk surveillance?
How high a price will Goldie be prepared to pay, and in what currency, for her and her fellow traveler's to be allowed cross the Troll's bridge?
Is the wolf the only one to blow the Three Chauvinist Pigs, and if not, did the other do it willingly? Maybe he had reasonable justification for revenge?
Not to mention the possibilities offered up by Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, Rumpelstiltskin and Little Red Riding Hood to name a few others. However, please note nothing is set in stone nor am I stuck on any specific scenarios. They're all just random ideas off the top of my head intended to hopefully, provide a better idea of the overall concept I'm looking to write and I'm fully open to suggestions/changes/preferences within the overarching framework.
Of course, everyone would be aged up appropriately, and I'd also be looking to keep the characters human, or at least humanoid (such as with any troll or giant, etc) in appearance, with the fairy-tale designation being used a metaphor for personality and/or looks.
Goldilocks has came of age and in her desperation to escape the evil clutches of her widowed Step-father and his plans of betrothal - to him - she leaves her cottage in the dead of night. Tired and hungry, she breaks into an empty house usually occupied by a Father and his two son’s, the Bears. On her discovery and on hearing the story of the young woman a plan is hatched to keep young Goldie on as a household maid. From there begins a tale of sexual initiation and high-adventure,as the four protagonists undertake a perilous quest to save all those other Fairy-Tale characters in need.
I have lots of ideas for this and whilst most of the story would be written from the viewpoints of Goldilocks and the Three 'Bears' I am looking to delve into other Fairy-tale pairings, incorporating the writing of their stories and putting our own unique spin on them. Filled with fun and adventure it wouldn't be all sunshine and roses and I envisage it also containing dark elements as any good Fairy-Tale should with some characters-in-peril being saved by our dynamic foursome and others meeting a bad end, possibly at our protagonists hands. As well as a multitude of different sexual themes and kinks, for instance, as we perhaps pose some of the following questions or others of similar ilk;
Just how close were Hansel and Gretel and was their punishment deserved?
Why was Jack's crown broken, and who was responsible; Jill, before she came tumbling down? Is there something we have been told about what happened on that hill?
What's the best method for an attractive woman to distract a giant from Beanstalk surveillance?
How high a price will Goldie be prepared to pay, and in what currency, for her and her fellow traveler's to be allowed cross the Troll's bridge?
Is the wolf the only one to blow the Three Chauvinist Pigs, and if not, did the other do it willingly? Maybe he had reasonable justification for revenge?
Not to mention the possibilities offered up by Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, Rumpelstiltskin and Little Red Riding Hood to name a few others. However, please note nothing is set in stone nor am I stuck on any specific scenarios. They're all just random ideas off the top of my head intended to hopefully, provide a better idea of the overall concept I'm looking to write and I'm fully open to suggestions/changes/preferences within the overarching framework.
Of course, everyone would be aged up appropriately, and I'd also be looking to keep the characters human, or at least humanoid (such as with any troll or giant, etc) in appearance, with the fairy-tale designation being used a metaphor for personality and/or looks.
I know these are rambling and possibly nonsensical, but if either of the concepts do strike a chord with anyone, just shoot me a PM and we can discuss. Obviously, I'm looking for someone with whom I mesh with OoC and shares at least some of my sense of humour so, please no one-line approaches. Throw some of your own thoughts at me.