NotEnoughCoffee
Moon
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2016
- Location
- Arizona
'Ello ello! No. I'm not from down under, even if this bad accent makes it seem like I am pretending to be. 
But okay, here is the skinny.
I WANNA BE SEXED UP!
I hope that was obvious without being too obnoxious. But seriously. Can I have at least one guy who will finish me off before, yanno, finishing off? I mean this is a writing site, right? Why is it so hard to find guys who can write a competent sex scene? Is it me? Did I break them? Are there no more left?
I jest. Sort of.
I have some limitations and really need to get around to an f list. But my limitations are actually pretty standard, I think.
-WE DON'T TAKE 10 POSTS TO GET TO THE SMUT!!! Seriously. I hate it when somebody agrees to a certain type of scene and then takes 10 posts (or more) to get to the point. No. Just no. I don't care about long, drawn out stories. These are supposed to bee shorts. Like, 10 posts total! Nobody watches porn because they want a story. They watch porn because they want to see the action. Writing it is the same thing!
-No condoms allowed. That means you can't cum in the condom. It has to break, or you do something sneaky like take it off and go in me bareback.
-Cum in me, not on me.
-I'm not on birth control. Ever. In any story. So knock me up, okay?
-I do put out. It doesn't take more than a couple posts, usually.
-Love me, not hurt me. I'm not here to get beat up or degraded or mutilated or killed.
- That said, lol, feel free to bribe me, kidnap me, blindfold me, trick me, seduce me, drug me, coerce me, share me, dare me, and not stop even if I'm reluctant and trying to say no. If I am trying to say no, make me keep saying no. Or stop me from talking.
-I don't like wimpy guys, guys under 21, or older than 50 or so. Too much grey is too bad. I know this may sound bad, but I'm not into black men. I prefer big Vikings with blonde hair and bigger, um, hammers. :/
-I also don't like anime stuff.
-And naturally, I'm not here to get grossed out by potty stuff either.
Outside of that, I am open to ideas and suggestions. While I prefer something on the forums, I am not against PM rp. I have some story ideas of my own, and I do have a few visuals for some of my already established girls.
I will be updating this thread over time, so stay tuned! Until next time!
*UPDATED 24 June 17* For some reason I am into Submissive little elf girls at the moment... NSFW IMAGES I Want to Use:
http://www.raunchy3d.com/picpost/thmbs/786350_178047-246854-beautiful-young-naked-elf-posing.jpg
http://www.qualitythumbnails.com/picpost/thmbs/742062_166649-232932-nude-young-elf-with-legs-open-wide.jpg
http://162.251.111.81/hd3dmonstersex.com/galleries/9/115/3_911.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7d/ba/d3/7dbad3d4a6e022ebaaf6a7983ef63e7d.jpg
http://xxx3dsluts.com/scj/thumbs/galleries/4/723/1_116.jpg
http://sexmonster3d.com/sex/70.jpg
http://img1.3dmonstersfucks.com/scj/thumbs/galleries/0/185/0_422.jpg
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Heavenly-X/4626008/2076021695/04.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PwYOVFoKKYs/TvCH6e8zvzI/AAAAAAAADDU/2Qo2HuJLkdI/s1600/synR13V4_2.jpg
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Heavenly-X/4626008/477039406/09.jpg
Real Girls I Want to Use:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/1be75b9271ae590d7af07e3c85727e3b/tumblr_nj1y7uGqwe1tf52xlo1_1280.jpg
http://i.imgbox.com/FWHlMr1W.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR1WtOGUcAAgn6z.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d9/91/7d/d9917dd44d93f1d672d2adbc9bb76185.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/715f1073ab9c50a21ab94c0dd6b73cba/tumblr_n46lm15TAt1rgpoldo1_1280.jpg
http://www.asian-sirens.net/uploads/2015/08/2416.jpg
http://redbust.com/stuff/bianca-beauchamp-naked-on-bed/bianca-beauchamp-bedroom-boobs-redhead-06-800x532.jpg
http://girlzwelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Bianca-Beauchamp-No-Tell-Motel-4.jpg
http://pinkfineart.com/galleries/bianca-beauchamp/2012-12-notellmotel/full/whiteblueroomnudes013_013.jpg
http://eroledi.com/foto/1032/10.jpg
https://www.imageweb.ws/media/images_640/18/bianca-beauchamp-xxx/bianca-beauchamp-xxx-1014551.jpg
http://paparaco.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Bianca-Beauchamp-Nude-Shows-Her-Firm-and-Sexy-Ass.jpg
...And there. Now there are some good images (I think anyway). We can go over the rest! From names, to the type of smut, where, and what the final result should be.
But okay, here is the skinny.I WANNA BE SEXED UP!
I hope that was obvious without being too obnoxious. But seriously. Can I have at least one guy who will finish me off before, yanno, finishing off? I mean this is a writing site, right? Why is it so hard to find guys who can write a competent sex scene? Is it me? Did I break them? Are there no more left?
I jest. Sort of.
I have some limitations and really need to get around to an f list. But my limitations are actually pretty standard, I think.
-WE DON'T TAKE 10 POSTS TO GET TO THE SMUT!!! Seriously. I hate it when somebody agrees to a certain type of scene and then takes 10 posts (or more) to get to the point. No. Just no. I don't care about long, drawn out stories. These are supposed to bee shorts. Like, 10 posts total! Nobody watches porn because they want a story. They watch porn because they want to see the action. Writing it is the same thing!
-No condoms allowed. That means you can't cum in the condom. It has to break, or you do something sneaky like take it off and go in me bareback.
-Cum in me, not on me.
-I'm not on birth control. Ever. In any story. So knock me up, okay?
-I do put out. It doesn't take more than a couple posts, usually.
-Love me, not hurt me. I'm not here to get beat up or degraded or mutilated or killed.
- That said, lol, feel free to bribe me, kidnap me, blindfold me, trick me, seduce me, drug me, coerce me, share me, dare me, and not stop even if I'm reluctant and trying to say no. If I am trying to say no, make me keep saying no. Or stop me from talking.
-I don't like wimpy guys, guys under 21, or older than 50 or so. Too much grey is too bad. I know this may sound bad, but I'm not into black men. I prefer big Vikings with blonde hair and bigger, um, hammers. :/
-I also don't like anime stuff.
-And naturally, I'm not here to get grossed out by potty stuff either.
Outside of that, I am open to ideas and suggestions. While I prefer something on the forums, I am not against PM rp. I have some story ideas of my own, and I do have a few visuals for some of my already established girls.
I will be updating this thread over time, so stay tuned! Until next time!
*UPDATED 24 June 17* For some reason I am into Submissive little elf girls at the moment... NSFW IMAGES I Want to Use:
http://www.raunchy3d.com/picpost/thmbs/786350_178047-246854-beautiful-young-naked-elf-posing.jpg
http://www.qualitythumbnails.com/picpost/thmbs/742062_166649-232932-nude-young-elf-with-legs-open-wide.jpg
http://162.251.111.81/hd3dmonstersex.com/galleries/9/115/3_911.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7d/ba/d3/7dbad3d4a6e022ebaaf6a7983ef63e7d.jpg
http://xxx3dsluts.com/scj/thumbs/galleries/4/723/1_116.jpg
http://sexmonster3d.com/sex/70.jpg
http://img1.3dmonstersfucks.com/scj/thumbs/galleries/0/185/0_422.jpg
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Heavenly-X/4626008/2076021695/04.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PwYOVFoKKYs/TvCH6e8zvzI/AAAAAAAADDU/2Qo2HuJLkdI/s1600/synR13V4_2.jpg
http://x.imagefapusercontent.com/u/Heavenly-X/4626008/477039406/09.jpg
Real Girls I Want to Use:
https://68.media.tumblr.com/1be75b9271ae590d7af07e3c85727e3b/tumblr_nj1y7uGqwe1tf52xlo1_1280.jpg
http://i.imgbox.com/FWHlMr1W.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CR1WtOGUcAAgn6z.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d9/91/7d/d9917dd44d93f1d672d2adbc9bb76185.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/715f1073ab9c50a21ab94c0dd6b73cba/tumblr_n46lm15TAt1rgpoldo1_1280.jpg
http://www.asian-sirens.net/uploads/2015/08/2416.jpg
http://redbust.com/stuff/bianca-beauchamp-naked-on-bed/bianca-beauchamp-bedroom-boobs-redhead-06-800x532.jpg
http://girlzwelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Bianca-Beauchamp-No-Tell-Motel-4.jpg
http://pinkfineart.com/galleries/bianca-beauchamp/2012-12-notellmotel/full/whiteblueroomnudes013_013.jpg
http://eroledi.com/foto/1032/10.jpg
https://www.imageweb.ws/media/images_640/18/bianca-beauchamp-xxx/bianca-beauchamp-xxx-1014551.jpg
http://paparaco.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Bianca-Beauchamp-Nude-Shows-Her-Firm-and-Sexy-Ass.jpg
...And there. Now there are some good images (I think anyway). We can go over the rest! From names, to the type of smut, where, and what the final result should be.