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May 4, 2009
Arthur "Artie" McCullen was at his favorite cafe with a big pile of notebooks, each one with a different color and some with different types of inks in them, and a cup of piping hot tea sitting next to a chocolate covered pastry of some type. Arthur was an odd looking man, his parentage having a lot to do with it. His father was a Jamaican/Irish mix that had come to America to be a nurse after going to school back in his own country and had met up with a nice Bronx dwelling mulatto lady who's mother had been German or British or maybe even Russian. She couldn't quite remember as she had been raised by her father, but his parents had fallen in love pretty quickly and soon he and his siblings had been born.

There was a small joke that Artie got the short end of the genetics stick in some ways; his hair was a nappy red which looked completely odd and would curl without the right hair products or even sometimes with them, his eyes were a dull brown that looked a lot like a latte in comparison, yet his skin was a nice hazel complexion-but had several freckles on it thanks to his Irish grandfather. He was not completely unlucky as his nose was nice by American white beauty standards and his red hair allowed him to easily 'pass' for Italian mutt should he need to get a job. Since his mother was viewed as white by the Government standards he was as well, so he could sometimes easily skirt past the economic blockades put up for his darker skinned brethren. Yet, as far as that had gotten him was four days a week, and every now and then a fifth day on Sunday, at a local video store that was nestled in between an all night cigar store and a Chinese takeout place that he frequented much too often.

The man had the style of Wal-Mart nerd, with his light blue shirt and two day old jean shorts on that had what looked like a few crumbs from his pastry on it and a few old ink stains in various colors that dotted it. He had prescription glasses that were six months overdue to be fixed resting delicately on his nose and framing his eyes. His pockets had at least three types of pens in it with the fourth one in his hand and scribbling something down on the notebook with a black cover on it. His body showed the eating habits of his mother's lust for soul food when he went over to her place and the light paunch of too much lo mien before bed. He was not obese, but he definitely had a rounded figure.

He gave a light sigh as he placed the pen into his mouth, contemplating his protagonists' next move as he tried to work on this being the best story made in years. He had grown up reading the works of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman and wanted to emulate them so much with his story. He had been working on it for the past four years, sometimes even going to a local community college when he scraped up enough money to afford a class or two or could find a way to get his books for free. He knew if he just worked at it he would be selling one of the better fantasy novels that had come out in years. There were too many that emulated Tolkien so much that it was as if they were sucking his cock and so many cliched ones that he wanted to rip his eyes out. Artie knew he wasn't going to make that mistake.

Which is why he had so many different ideas. He wanted to incorporate a good number of them...yet...ah. he closed the notebook and rubbed his temples, trying to clear his mind. He had wanted to get out of his apartment, yet this didn't seem to be helping too much. He really hoped he didn't have writer's block, as that set him back so much ages ago. He took a sip from his tea and finally noticed those people around him.

It was a snazzy little coffee and tea house, with the main item sold being a sense of indie superiority to those damn Starbucks drones that flitted about their daily lives as if they were bees. A good number were upper class white students, plus a good selection of Asians who disparaged being seen as anime producers even when their cultures made none and the black students who never, ever listened to rap and were going to make something of themselves, talking about their majors in anthropology and sociology and how much they just loved this place because of it's 'urban' feel. In short, they were upper class citizens 'slumming' in a place that was safe enough their sensibilities wouldn't be jarred too much yet gave them the 'cred' they needed with their buddies and pals who wouldn't even be caught dead here. There were some like Arthur, who came for the coffee and other items, and a few who just wandered in to read or catch up on school-work with the free wifi. Today also had several people who were actually here to see the band that was going to play, plus the usual gaggle of misfits who needed to be indie-er than their friends and TOTALLY loved this band that they had never heard of.

Arthur shook his head and bit into his snack, sitting back and opening the notebook that had Hello Kitty on it and the Big Lots sticker of .54 cents on the front. He started scribbling in it with a red pen, the ink taking the form of verse, iambic pentameter that was his current poem. He figured he would stay for the band, then head home and feed his raccoon before walking his dog. He had work in the morning and needed to get to bed pretty early.
 
Arthur was pretty glad he stayed actually. His tea was barely touched during the performance and he had to admit he figured he could splurge on one of their cds. Most bands like this sold their cds for about five to ten dollars, so that just meant a night at home cooking a hot pocket instead of a box filled with noodles this night. Besides, the drummer was actually kind of cute in this band. Not that he figured he had a chance with the drummer, much less with the singer or guitarists, but it didn't hurt his decision to buy a cd.

At the end of the show when the people who came to be seen and get their cred quickly filed by to avoid paying for a cd or even leaving a tip for those who worked at the store, the fans of the band and the few new ones they picked up walked up. Arthur hung back a little, the obvious sign of the nervous fan who is just a bit shy. His arms clutched five notebooks and his left hand held a sharpie marker in it and a twenty dollar bill that had seen better days. His eyes were glued to the drummer at first, but finally he realized there wasn't much of a line anymore at this place.

He finally walked up and found himself face to face with the singer, "Hi, how much is a cd of your guy's material?" He looked a bit worried, but the tension melted up when he heard the price, "It was really nice music. Your name is Ceremony, right? I'll tell my friends about you. I do hope you come back to this place again. Many of the bands who get booked aren't that great." His voice became more confidant as he went on, his praise being real instead of some sycophantic suck up who just TOTALLY wanted to be friends with the band. He also was very capable of being avoidant at small talk directed at him, slipping deftly through any inquiries with answers so generalized they would be nigh impossible to remember.

"Would you mind signing this copy for me? I know you probably get that, but I brought my own sharpie. Not because I knew you were going to be here, I just generally do carry one," Artie started getting a little bit more nervous as the drummer came over, but he figured nothing was going to come of it. He knew he wasn't the pick of the litter for gay men, he wasn't some skinny blonde twink that so many guys seemed to want. He was a nerdy bookworm who preferred the realms of fantasy and a good night in than a night out partying and dancing. These men definitely seemed like the latter though. "Huh? Oh! To Arthur, Arthur McCullen."

He took the cd and bowed his head to the men, "Thank you. Can you tell me where you will be performing next?" He would take a mental note, be it the place where or to just check online if they had no posted gig. After that he eagerly slipped out, heading off to his apartment with a bit of a giddy step. Arthur loved music, just adored it. Finding a new band was something that always made him happy. Finding one that played most likely exclusively in your city? That was damn amazing!

The next day, with his cd player with him for his break and a single notebook to write down ideas that came to him, for anything, he was at his job. His uniform was a rather bland set of black pants and an annoyingly silver shirt that had a name tag that said "Hi, I'm Arthur and I REELY want to help you!" The pun always made him shudder, but after a year at the place he had gotten used to it.

A blonde girl with a shirt she didn't fill out very well was working with him, popping bubblegum as she stocked the new releases on the shelf. His other coworker was a black fellow who just couldn't understand why Arthur enjoyed all that "white" music when there was perfectly good rap to listen to, but had given up trying to get through to him with Arthur had just taken the rap and added it to his collection of music. Arthur sighed as he was put on cleaning duty and headed out into the floor, his female coworker giving him a wink as he did so, "Stop that Shelley. If you weren't allergic to this stuff you know it'd be your job. You being a woman and all."

"Shut da fuck up, you sexist!" Shelley jokingly squealed and tossed the rag at him with a laugh, "Gays ain't supposed to be sexist dumbass."

"I told you before, I am NOT gay, Shelley," Arthur retorted with mock exasperation.

"You like dudes, dude."

"AND chicks."

"You don't like me, dude."

"That doesn't make me gay, Shells. That makes me have good taste," Arthur laughed as his coworker did and went back to his job, a shocked looking forty something woman staring at the odd exchange. Arthur had a much better rhythm to his voice when he was relaxed, nothing like the nervous man he had been the night before.

There was a dinging as the door opened and Rodney spoke up, "Welcome to Film Safe, where we reely like movies. Can I help you?"
 
Rodney looked completely helpless and turned to Arthur, which was the closest thing he could find to a brother in this place. Arthur walked over and tapped Alex, "Come with me. I can help you with that. All he knows about are bad horror flicks and the porn."

"HEY!" Rodney exclaimed, blushing somehow regardless of his high melanin coated skin.

"Okay, you want action and plot...let's see. If you don't mind subtitles there is a nice Asian flick that tries to take on the philosophy of an assassin, while showing off how many people he has to kill. really poignant and has some great decapitation scenes. He even cuts through a brick wall to cut off a dude's arm." He handed the DVD over to Alex, looking around for something else, "You might also try "Crash." It has some of the pseudo-intellectual wankery that it seems like your friend is looking for. Plus killing. Not a bad movie at all, really."

As Arthur handed that movie over he looked a bit sheepish and rubbed the back of his own head, "Or, if you'd just like a big collection of guns and swords and fight scenes I have a big stack of action flicks at home. If you would like to hang out and watch them. No big deal if you don't wanna. I mean, you don't know me or anything. But if you get tired of artistic films or something."

He didn't know exactly how to go on about it, but if Alex was interested he would tell him where he lived and what time he got off work. Arthur was also hoping, if everything went well, he could find out if that nice drummer was interested in men as well. If so, well, he could try couldn't he? Nothing to lose by attempting to find out. And if everything didn't work out, Alex seemed to be a pretty cool dude.

At checkout Arthur did some slight little things and gave Alex the movies for free. It was simplistic, but something that was in appreciation of how kick ass he had been last night at the cafe. Not all musicians, even local ones, were cool. some were just complete jerks.

Shelley made some little comment about them under her breath and Arthur glared at her before she went silent. Arthur sighed and sat back on his seat. "Guess I could have also recommended "Pan's Labyrinth" as well, but that is a shitty movie. Don't know why so many people get all hyped up about it."

Rodney sighed and went to "organize" the porn as some shady looking character came out of the back. The usual type, with some trench coat like he was the first man to ever think a trench coat would save him from shame instead of draw attention to him.

Arthur made a note to add a character like that in a short story and scribbled it down as he rented out "Black Street Hoez Volume 95." How there could need to be ninety-five repeats of any kind of porn was beyond him, but this man did seem to enjoy his 'black street hoez' a whole lot. It had been the same man who had rented this stuff since "Black Street Hoez Volume 37" had been the newest one when Arthur started.

It just made him wish for his day to end sooner.
 
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