Awesome/Funny analogies.

[Kingschoolyou]

To describe everyday things, like hot weather or something.

Example: "Man it's hotter than a whores ass on nickel night!" Or "It's hotter than a couple of rats gettin' on in a wool sock!"

Get it? Now have fun, I will think of more here soon.

 

[ZOMBiiE]

"I'm sweating more then a hooker at church."

 

[Ilovegoatse]

"I'm sweating like a paedophile at recess." :]

 

[ZOMBiiE]

I must admit, that one is a lot better.

 

[3ngag3]

I'm shaking more than a baby with a british nanny.

 

[Kingschoolyou]

That's fucked up like polio.