Baker nodded at her suggestion, and took out the standard red bandanna. He dipped it into some of the water that seemed to pool in the dank tunnels, and then tied the wet cloth around his mouth and nose. He wasn't worried about germs, as his system could fight off any infection; if he could fight off polio, he could handle whatever bugs might be lurking in a random puddle. "You keep talking about dragging me. I'm gratified that you're not the type to leave me for the spiders, but honestly, if you have to, I advise you to do so."
They came up to a Y-intersection, and he paused, listening, before he took the left fork. He didn't hear skittering down either corridor, but the noises behind them were slightly louder. "Fate tends to smile on me, in general. I get messed up pretty bad, but I haven't died yet." He hustled down the tunnel, looking for turn-offs or a door or something; so far, nothing. He decided to continue telling her a story, if only to take her mind off worrying overmuch about their situation. "There was this time Bad Tripp -- Hippie-themed villain, this was the '60s -- had gotten me cuffed and helpless in a warehouse. Here I was on my knees, and Tripp's hench -- because Tripp claimed guns "bummed him out, man" -- Tripp's hench had a .45 on me, execution style, right? No way out, is what you're thinking."
"Well, two things happened at the same time: the .45 hit a dud bullet, and got jammed, and the retaining pin for a big part of the warehouse's cargo winch broke. Metal fatigue, is what they said. Point is, the henchman stepped back to un-jam the pistol, and this big honking block of metal swung down on a cable from the ceiling and caught me square in the side, lofting me up and sending me out the third-story window of the warehouse. This was dockside in, I think it was San Diego. So I go sailing out of the warehouse and into the ocean nearly fifty yards out, hands cuffed behind me, broken arm and some ribs, semi-conscious, fully clothed. How I kept from drowning is a different story; let's just say I was lucky there were some harbor seals around, and that I had some beef jerky in my pocket at the time."
He paused for just a moment, as he saw ahead a slightly brighter-lit portion of the tunnel, in front of what seemed like a hatchway, akin to a submarine hatch, complete with a spinny latch wheel in the center of the door. "Well, hallelujah, looks like a way to keep these suckers out." At that instant from a ventilation gap in the ceiling just above the hatch, eight glowing red eyes appeared, and another spider came crawling out, sticking to the top of the tunnel. Baker glanced backward, and saw sixteen more red points in the dimness behind them, with a suggestion of more movement farther back.
"All right," he breathed, "if you think that gas'll work on arthropods, by all means, let's do it."