Foxxy
Planetoid
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2016
Harley sighed. Here she was again. Another bank robbery with her beloved Joker. Oh you'd think they'd become routine by now, but somehow the Joker, HER Joker, always seemed to make things interesting. That's why she loved him more than anything in the world. Like this time, he didn't just rob the bank with his goons like any of those other Gotham losers would have done, he bought along a bomb to make things exciting. A really BIG bomb. Maybe enough to level an entire block. Easily enough to destroy the building. It was kind of a shame really, where would they rob on their dates if the Gotham City Bank was destroyed? Of course when Harley asked, Mister J just said "You're thinking too short term Harley!", whatever that meant. But she trusted him to make things exciting.
It's just a shame he seemed to get bored halfway through. Now Harley was tied up next to the device. She thought it was just a joke at first, her Joker loved jokes, obviously, she thought he would come back and let her go and they could make a getaway together. Five minutes had passed since he left her there. The bomb's timer was set to ten minutes. This joke wasn't funny anymore! She was starting to think he didn't want her anymore.
Another minute passed. Now Harley was certain.
Another minute. Now she was mad.
"You good for nothin...!" She struggled against the ropes, to no avail. Mister J sure knew his knots. Harley glanced up at the timer on the bomb, just under three minutes before it blew.
"After everything I done for you!" She struggled again. "You better not expect me to come crawling back this time!" She twisted and turned, trying to find any way out. but her efforts were fruitless.
"We're Over! And your jokes were never funny anyway!" She imagined The Joker would be devastated if he heard her say that, he'd probably try to kill her... oh wait... he already was. Harley screeched as she struggled to get free before giving up and slumping over.
"Well come on. We both know your up there B man. Hiding in the rafters or something. You're always on Mister J's tail... well... you're not going to leave a girl waiting are ya? Just... Just get it over with already. Or don't... I don't even care anymore..." Harley leaned her head against the bomb, which now had only two minutes before it exploded. This was the last straw. If she got out of this, she would make The Joker pay.
It's just a shame he seemed to get bored halfway through. Now Harley was tied up next to the device. She thought it was just a joke at first, her Joker loved jokes, obviously, she thought he would come back and let her go and they could make a getaway together. Five minutes had passed since he left her there. The bomb's timer was set to ten minutes. This joke wasn't funny anymore! She was starting to think he didn't want her anymore.
Another minute passed. Now Harley was certain.
Another minute. Now she was mad.
"You good for nothin...!" She struggled against the ropes, to no avail. Mister J sure knew his knots. Harley glanced up at the timer on the bomb, just under three minutes before it blew.
"After everything I done for you!" She struggled again. "You better not expect me to come crawling back this time!" She twisted and turned, trying to find any way out. but her efforts were fruitless.
"We're Over! And your jokes were never funny anyway!" She imagined The Joker would be devastated if he heard her say that, he'd probably try to kill her... oh wait... he already was. Harley screeched as she struggled to get free before giving up and slumping over.
"Well come on. We both know your up there B man. Hiding in the rafters or something. You're always on Mister J's tail... well... you're not going to leave a girl waiting are ya? Just... Just get it over with already. Or don't... I don't even care anymore..." Harley leaned her head against the bomb, which now had only two minutes before it exploded. This was the last straw. If she got out of this, she would make The Joker pay.