How would you take over the world?

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]This game is supposed to be fun, please keep all negative comments to yourself. If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. If you have a problem let me, a moderator or an admin know. If there are any disputes, try and work it out among yourselves first. We are all adults here and should act like it.

Game rules: Let us know how you would take over the world. What would you be called? Will there only be one, two or multiple genders in the world, etc? How would you deal with those who oppose you? What would you do to remain in power? What rules will need to be followed and how would you enforce them?[/size]

 

[Razgriz]

Mine would be simple:

Kill every last living human on the planet besdes myself, then let nature correct itself while I sit back and watch it all unfold until I die of old age or kill myself out of loneliness.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Mine would be in this order. 1. Take control of the military and all weapons of mass destruction. 2. Make it so that every human knows some sort of self defense. 3.Send those who oppose me to Mars with little food and water. 4. Unite every country and nation, work together to solve problems and make the world less violent.[/size]

 

[Rudolph Quin]

I would take over the world by throwing angry cats at people. Trust me, it'd work. Then, as I ruled over the populace, I would make everyone suck my massive dick. I would determine who were the leaders of my different provinces and countries by who sucked my dick the best. They would have titles like "Awesome Dick Sucker" or "Cocksucker" or "The Better Cocksucker." Jealousy and in-fighting would abound and I'd then have to keep them in line by slapping people's faces and asses with my dick. It wouldn't be a fun place to live. For anyone other than me, I mean.

 

[nerdfuck]

Mine would be simple:

Kill every last living human on the planet besdes myself, then let nature correct itself while I sit back and watch it all unfold until I die of old age or kill myself out of loneliness.

Self-destructive. I like it.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Leave all humans and animals, excluding myself, in a permanent state of bliss, accomplished by time travel or slow down time to a snail's pace, thus allowing me enough time to accomplish more goals and possible acquire several things illegally. There would be no rules to stop me from doing as I please or rather anyone to enforce said rules, thus ruining my joy.[/size]

 

[Feral-Scarab]

Simple. Invent a microscope, undetectable nano-bot-parasite. Program it so it will slowly and subtly transform everyone into obedient little 'pups.' Key-note...do NOT make it bio-organic let alone give it the ability to grow and evolve otherwise foreseeable bad things will happen. Instead make it mechanical but resistant to things such as EMPS and electrical surges/shorts. Manufacture trillions of these things and have it so when two people conceive a child the bots will naturally integrate into the fetus as it grows. Now, release these little nanos via placing them in water sources, food, even hide them inside vitamins, drugs, anything and everything. This also includes vaccines, literally EVERYTHING. Once inside a host they will integrate with the central nervous system and brain. They are programmed to regulate emotions and chemical levels in the brain, making sure people do not feel or experience more than mild negative emotions towards one another or anything in general. Once the population of the planet is infected and life changes as aggression and other aspects are removed from the populace they will either naturally be able to see more reason as they are not inhibited by emotions or predisposition thoughts and opinions even if they are personally based and not something learned/taught. If this fails a drone mode can be activated taking away all free will and I hold the trigger and only means to deactivate the nano-bot-parasite.

 

[SeaChild]

I'd rise up from the tides and ravage the world with my powerful tentacles until the humans submit and stop polluting my home.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]One lung from every human being, excluding myself, would be removed and replaced with what looks like a lung, but is actually a bomb. The trigger would also be planted inside you, specifically deep within the brain. One wrong thought, such as killing someone, etc.. and you will die.[/size]