In honor of your birthday, I offer the Queen with a few Haiku. ~Clears 'er throat~
The Lord of Lulz
His birthday is today, yo
On your knees, you hoe!
Utterly obscene!
Goatse is not so mean
Viva la Queen!
Happy Birthday, G!
Oh! Joy and shenanigans!
My abused shins!
Hope they didn't suck too much, I fear I'm a little out of practice in writing them, but the message hopefully was conveyed much more clearly; Happy Birthday, Kid. (Ha! I'm clever, 'kid'..goat..~Shoots self~)