Waiter, there's something in my soup

[Asphodel Terrarium]

First person would complain about something being in there soup, and the next person will try to address it then complain about something in their soup.

E.g. Person X: Waiter, there's cabbage in my soup!
Person Y: It's cabbage soup.
Waiter, there is a book in my soup!

I start.
Waiter, there's a book in my soup!

 

[Rauk]

That's because it's alphabet soup. (maybe too obvious? XD)

Waiter! There is a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory in my soup!

 

[NathanBros]

Hope you like chocolate.

Waiter! There is a space ship in my soup!

 

[Rudolph Quin]

Yeah, it's outta this world!

Waiter! David Bowie's in my soup!

 

[Asphodel Terrarium]

Well, this "Changes" everything. No need to be "Under Pressure". I suppose he is just saying "Let's Dance". Come on now, let's dance.

*flirts* Waitress, your reflection is in my soup! It is... beautiful.

 

[NathanBros]

It's really your reflection...

Waiter! There is a Freddy Mercury song in my soup!

 

[Asphodel Terrarium]

^^ It is a musical soup!

Waiter, there is a bra in my soup!

 

[RedRose]

It's a puttanesca soup!

Waiter, there is a bee in my soup!

 

[Asphodel Terrarium]

It is honey soup! Where do you think honey comes from?

Waiter, there is a fireball in my soup!

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Just blow on it, it's our new fireball soup. Either blow on it, or let it sit for sixty minutes before enjoying it.

Waiter, there is a bra in my soup.[/size]

 

[Razgriz]

It's to develop a more full-breasted flavor, enjoy.

Waiter, there's a penis in my soup!

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]Ah yes, recently our soups come with penis of the animals that were used for the meat of other foods. Not only does it enhance the flavor, legend has it that devouring the penis of an animal helps boost the male and female sex drive.

Waiter, there is a wand in my soup![/size]

 

[Asphodel Terrarium]

^^ It is quite magical, eh?

Waitress, there is a note in my soup, saying you want to break up with me. :'(

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]You got me fired from my last job. Why would I want to continue dating someone who got me fired from a job I really liked. Also, you're too darn clingy.

Waiter there are human bones in my soup.[/size]

 

[NathanBros]

It's our cannibal day special.

Waiter there's an Mayan in my soup.

 

[Asphodel Terrarium]

It is from the Mayan Empire. It is the day to celebrate the native American culture.

Waiter, there are five gold coins in my soup.

 

[Dark Desires]

[size=-2]It's our way of bringing luck to our customers. Waiter, there are eyeballs in my soup.[/size]

 

[Kikros]

Those aren't eyeballs...

Waiter The imperium of man is in my soup

 

[Revnarh]

Are you a heretic?

Waiter, there's a fortune cookie in my tomato soup.