Psht. Hottest bitch. Ever.

[asasthana[old]]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryZA68xoly8[/youtube]


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXi-ZXbtfic[/youtube]

 

[Hero]

Who is this and where can I touch her?

 

[asasthana[old]]

Rachel Brice

 

[Hero]

Well that answered half my question.

 

[asasthana[old]]

but I don't know how to answer the other half. T_T



She's a belly dancer, she does tours. /shrugs


legoogle?

 

[Hero]

I shall start a quest.

A quest to tap that.

 

[asasthana[old]]

That is a honorable quest.

 

[Hero]

It will be long.

It will be hard.

And it will be rigorous.

But that's exactly what she'll say afterwards.

ZING.

 

[asasthana[old]]

Jesus.



I'm laughing my ass off over here.

 

[Hero]

As you should be.

 

[ZOMBiiE]

Where can you touch her?

Where wouldn't you touch her? :-|
I'd lick her pooper.

 

[Hero]

I meant like...global location.

I would touch her all over actually.


I mean hell, I would touch her here or there.

I would touch her anywhere.

I would touch her in a house.
I would touch her with a mouth.

I would touch her in a box.
I would touch her with a fox.

I would touch her in a car.
See her boobs say HERE THEY ARE!

So she will soon see.
I would touch her in a tree.

A train a train!
A one man train!
I would touch her on a train!
I would touch her in the rain!

Say in the dark!?
Here in the dark?
I would touch her in the dark.

Could I would I with a goat?
Could I would I on a boat?

 

[Misha Hiroki]

Win, Hero. Very win.

 

[Hero]

Damn strait.

 

[asasthana[old]]

Bacon, cook. Remove. Add tiny chopped onion, cook till translucent. Add shrimp (btw, I had to de-vein and peel all those shrimp. >:[ ), cook till 3/4 done. Add 1 8 oz package cream cheese (I used half onion and chive, half regular), and 2 big tbsp of parmesan... add back in bacon... add milk till it's the right consistency, cook till shrimp is done.. serve over pasta.

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Hero saved my day with that epic win.

 

[Hero]

Bacon, cook. Remove. Add tiny chopped onion, cook till translucent. Add shrimp (btw, I had to de-vein and peel all those shrimp. >:[ ), cook till 3/4 done. Add 1 8 oz package cream cheese (I used half onion and chive, half regular), and 2 big tbsp of parmesan... add back in bacon... add milk till it's the right consistency, cook till shrimp is done.. serve over pasta.

She's the pasta right?

 

[Rubyliday]

Lol Hero, you are funny.

 

[Braiddan]

She definitely knows how to charm a snake.

 

[Mr Master]

Hero, I was trying to do that live in chat, like, four months ago.

But you did it better. Kudos.

 

[Hero]

Never under estimate my ability to parody.