Your Mom.

[Kingschoolyou]

is so hairy she could be the stunt devil for Rosy O'Donnell's cooch.

Get the idea? Now continue with the funny "Your momma" jokes.

 

[Rudolph Quin]

Your momma's so ugly she uses a makeup line called "Why Bother."

 

[Nocturnal Pulse]

Your mama so dumb she herd there was a change in the weather and went out side with her purse open.


(I am very board....)

 

[J The Lone Wolf]

Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a sale at J C Penny's.

 

[Devious Slave]

Your momma so ugly her vibrator needed Viagra

 

[Ferid]

Your mom is twice the man you are.

 

[Loviotor]

Your mom is so ugly that for birth control, she leaves the light on.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

your mamma is so fat, she went swimming in the ocean, and the whales started to sing "we are family."

 

[OldSchoolRPer]

Your Mom: Rated "E" For Everyone!

 

[Kingschoolyou]

You're mom is so dumb the bitch fell out a window and went up.

 

[vampire seduction]

Yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out
Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
Yo momma so poor I walked in the front door and tripped out the back
Yo momma house so nasty the roaches ride around on little dune buggy's
Yo momma so hairy she looks like she's got Big Foot in a headlock
Yo momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so blind she's got eyes on her ass and still can't see squat
Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street so I asked her what she was doing and she said "Moving"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a red jumpsuit people follow her around goin "Hey Kool-Aid!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her
Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey
Yo momma like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Yo momma like a hardware store, screws are ten cents each
Yo momma so skinny the bitch has to hula hoop with a Cheerio
Yo momma so fat when guys want to fuck her they gotta slap her thigh and ride in on the wave
Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her face
Yo momma so ugly whenever her mom left a zoo the workers would say "Ma'am, you can't take that monkey with you!"
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a steak around her neck so the dog would play with her
Yo momma so fat I ain't even got a joke big enough for that bitch

 

[Nocturnal Pulse]

Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped you granny in the face
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor couldn't figure out witch end to slap

 

[rose of wutai]

Your momma's so fat she has nine smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Your mommas so stupid she refused to eat vampycake
and lastly

your mommas so ugly the FCC censored her face to avoid casulties.

 

[vampire seduction]

Yo momma so fat she's got a watch for ear time zone
Yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch like this: New York, Detroit, Chicago, ...
Yo momma so fat her ass has it's own zipcode

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Yo momma so fat she gotta have bulding codes for the right size toilet seat.
Yo momma so fat she took two steps and went 90210 off the richter scale.
yo momma so fat she shows up on Radar
yo momma's hips are so wide she rolled over in bed and hit the ceiling.
Yo momma so fat she took one step and scraped her forehead against the sun.
Yo momma so fat her belt size is Asteroid.
Yo momma so ugly her reflection ran away.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to alphabetize M&M's.
Yo momma so heavy, even Yoda couldn't move her.
Yo momma so skinny she took a shower and fell down the drain.
Your mom.

All done.

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Your mamma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and all the skittles fell out.

 

[DJBayview]

yo momma is so fucking fat, she uses two greyhound busses as roller-blades.

 

[Alex]

Pft, let's get off mom jokes while I get off yours.

 

[Light Yagami_KIRA]

Yo momma's so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

 

[MyNameIsNothing]

Your momma is so ugly when she was born the doctor walked outside and shot himself.

 

[Kingschoolyou]

I thought this thread had died. That's awesome.

Yo momma so fat she fell outta bed and the sky came falling down.

 

[BlisteredBlood]

Yo' momma's so fat, that Jabba The Hutt said "DAAAAAAMN!"

 

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