I will hit you with this,

[Kingschoolyou]

Until you are nothing but a bloody pulp unable to even so much as think for yourself because I made jelly out of your brains with it. That is all.

 

[Rudolph Quin]

:-( Well, that's not very nice... It would be such a waste, especially since I'm so incredibly brilliant. *haughty sniff* Although "Mat Has Rabies Brain Jelly" does have a nice ring to it.

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Sounds epic, shall I make it so? *lifts flail*

 

[Rudolph Quin]

O,O!!! No wait! You can't; I'm awesome! *holds up hands futilely*

 

[Kingschoolyou]

D'awww, How can I refuse Awesome like that? D: *drops flail* Oh wait, I know how! Like this, *Lifts flail and swings* >: D

 

[Misha Hiroki]

*brandishes her own far larger and far spikier flail and swings it at king's head*

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Hoshi-!! *ducks*

 

[ZOMBiiE]

*walks in with a shotgun*
Bitch please.

 

[Kingschoolyou]

DON'T DO IT ZOMBIIE! Misha's got a sharp object ><

 

[ZOMBiiE]

*starts blasting away and screaming hysterically!"

 

[Kingschoolyou]

*grabs Misha and uses her as a human shield* ><

 

[Hero]

-brandishes a light saber.-

 

[Rudolph Quin]

 

[Friendly Alien]

Haha, it's so cute. Seeing you flailing your sharp sticks and blunt instruments at each other.

Don't you know that plasma guns is the best tool for killing and maiming? No?

Well, allow me to demonstrate it then.

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Holy fuck that's just awesome.

Wait what?!?! Where'd the comic go??????????

 

[Hero]

Haha, it's so cute. Seeing you flailing your sharp sticks and blunt instruments at each other.

Don't you know that plasma guns is the best tool for killing and maiming? No?

Well, allow me to demonstrate it then.

I'll just go about deflecting your lazy shooting with my wonderous tube of light!

 

[Friendly Alien]

Haha, it's so cute. Seeing you flailing your sharp sticks and blunt instruments at each other.

Don't you know that plasma guns is the best tool for killing and maiming? No?

Well, allow me to demonstrate it then.

I'll just go about deflecting your lazy shooting with my wonderous tube of light!

If that's one of your nicknames for your penis, I swear by the spagetti monster, I will shoot you.

 

[Hero]

Actually if you were here ealier today you would know my Penis is named Jack T. Ripper.

 

[Friendly Alien]

... You sick, twisted creature. I'd make this planet a favor!

-Zap zap and such-

 

[Hero]

-Deflects with glorious tube of light.-

 

[Kingschoolyou]

*swings flail wildly* >O!!

 

[Friendly Alien]

*Pews like a motherfucker*

 

[Hero]

-retreats like a proper gentleman.-

 

[Kingschoolyou]

This needs to become an epic fight for Padan's comic! >:O! *throws flail at Hero* So fight!

 

[Friendly Alien]

Shooting with wild abbadon is much more liberating then being a marriage counsellor, that's fer sure!

-Pew Pew-