Human Garbage
Meteorite
- Joined
- May 29, 2016
"Aw damn, that's quite a find."
Welcome
You're here for a reason, so let's get started.
You're here for a reason, so let's get started.
Who is this Man of Trash? ( Introduction )
x) A twenty-six-year-old male.
x) A role-player with 10+ years of experience.
x) A guy that doesn't care what gender you rock in the 3D world, only that you play a female and do it with style.
x) A snazzy fello who has a weird username ( it's an inside joke between friends; I suck at coming up with names ).
x) A pretty relaxed role-player, one who treats it as a hobby.
x) A uncaring soul in what you use to refer to him as, be it HG, Gar, Hue, or even your own clever nickname if the handle feels offensive.
What to expect of he who hails from the dumpster? ( The Role-Player )
x) Quality posts that will at least keep one content and at most entice you for more.
x) A modest understanding of grammar and English.
x) An inclination to play dominant male characters, generally of older age and of curious mindsets, ranging from simply stubborn and bold to eccentric and near psychopathic.
x) Posts that may be several a day to once other every day; the graveyard shift can leave one as tired as a corpse or as energetic as a born again Christian.
x) A desire for delicious smut, tasteful story, and a pretty swell experience.
x) A want of longer-term stories, wherein character dynamics and the flow dictate when it ends.
x) A sense of humor that either knocks you out the park or leaves the room in an eerie silence.
x) A preference in PM RPs, but being negotiable in doings threads or Email.
x) A natural decision of using artwork for character references. Could be convinced to use RL images, but I have none saved.
What he of rubbish expects from you? ( My Expectations )
x) Enthusiasm, first and foremost.
x) A modest understanding of grammar and English.
x) A relaxed mentality.
x) Willingness to plot and discuss OOC ways to improve and continue the RP flow.
x) A post when you're able and ready.
x) Posts of quality, length only relevant to context.
What is the kind of spice that makes everything ziesty? ( Kinks )
- Gothic Chicks ( Long black hair, pale skin, tattos, an affinity for black )
- Squeezable, Fat Asses
- Three-Dimensonal Characters
- RPs with anywhere between a 30/70 to a 70/30 split of story and smut.
- Being called Daddy ( Because I'm a fucking degenerate )
- Kitsunes and Cat Girls
- Dark Skin
- Garter Belts
- Leather
- Latex
- Fishnets
- Collars and Leashes
- Brutal and Fiesty Bitches
- Delicate and Innocent Girls
- BDSM, Light or Heavy
- Power Imbalances
- Torture
- Sadism
- Masochists
- Smoking ( Characters; after sex, during, before, or even midst conversation or idle activities )
- Thigh-highs
- Those with Oral Fixations
- Sweat, Blood, and Tears
- S&M
- Blackmail
- Dubious-Consent
- Pseudo-Rape ( Forced Willingness )
- Pure Rape ( No willingness whatsoever )
- High Elves and Drow
- Asian Themes, Women, and Attire
- Unhealthy Romance
- World-Building
- Believable Fiction
- Misgony
- Sexism
- Racism
- Falls from Grace
- Ascents to Greatness
- Sensations of Fear, Dread, and Horror
- Lovecraft Bullshit
- Yoga Pants ( God Bless )
- Slavery
- Domestication ( Ask about it )
- Feminization of Females ( Ask about it )
- Medieval and Sci-Fi Plots
- Slice of Lives with a Twist.
- Humor
- Knights, Kings, and Kingdoms
- Drugs, Degenerates, and Drinking
- Whores
- Princesses
- Breeding
- Cultural Assimilation
- Dystopias
- Signs of Ownership
- Milfs
- Mindbreak
- Brainwash
- Domination
- Corruption
- Adultry
- Hate-Fucking
- Interracial
- Culture Clashes
What will kill the flavor that none will no longer savor? ( Dislikes )
- One-Dimensonial Characters
- Bathroom Play
- Hyper-sexualized Worlds
- Hyper-sexualized Characters
- Vore
- Fandoms ( OC's in settings only )
- Very Unrealistic Fiction ( Even modest explanations work )
How I met your mother? ( Pairings )
Those with an asterisk I have a bare-bones idea for. Inquire about them if you're interested.
- Barbarian x Villager
- Knight x Knight
- Assassin ( Turned Concubine ) x King/Noble *
- Goblin/Imp Horde x Anything
- Cult x Anything
- Prince x Foreign Queen *
- Loan shark x Indebted *
- Adventurer x Adventurer
- Demon x Summoner
- Criminal x Guard
- Mage x Pupil
- Bodyguard x VIP
- Princess x Adviser *
- Noble x Gladiator(ess) *
- Tribe x Wanderer
- Orc(s) x Adventurer
- Bandit(s) x Villager
- God/Goddess x Apostle
- Knight x Squire
- Werewolf x Anything
- Vampire x Anything
- Landlord x Broke Tenant *
- Therapist x Client *
- Wealthy Man x Wild Girl * ( For this, it's a bit of feminization/domestication )
What are the current musings of the Junk Man? ( Plots, Cravings, etc. )
x) Starters: I always enjoy and love getting starters, of surprise openings tossed my way. As long as you follow a bit of the kink list, I'll hardly ever say no. I'm actually more open to weird stuff when I'm diving right in, with only enough context to get the ball rolling.
x) Human x Inhuman Pairings: Generally, my preference lies in playing the human. But, I don't mind being the one of another species.
Plots:
None yet, stay tuned.
Picture Plots:
These are snazzy images that may be simply possible ideas, characters I'd like to play, or just anything really. Let's brainstorm a plot around them, eh?
x) Loyalty In Disgrace
x) NSFW Operation SNAFU
x) NSFW My Landlord Is A Pig!
x) NSFW The Beast From Leng ( Bonus points if you get the reference )
x) Psychological House Warfare
That's All, Folks
Thanks for giving me a minute or two of your eyeballs.
Wake me up with a message if you're interested.
Thanks for giving me a minute or two of your eyeballs.
Wake me up with a message if you're interested.