Omniorgy Profilez!

[ChristianMalice]

Post at least your Name and Gender/Species!

Optional Additions can include Favorite Food, Where they lost their Virginity, Childhood night terrors, and Social Security Number!


And whatever else you like!

 

[ChristianMalice]

Name: Godzilla

Species: ....Godzilla

Occupation: Wrecking Shit

 

[Fruit]

Name: DJ Khaled
Appearance
Age: 40
Race: Human
Occupation: DJ
Quote: "ANOTHER ONE"
Virginity: DJ Khaled lost his virginity in a Wallmart parking to Homer Simpson when he was 35.
Childhood Terrors: Armpits
Kink: Khaled can only get off if he was having sex on a rocking chair, while listening to the Bohemian Rhapsody and watching two hens fighting over an egg.

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3310
Apperance
Age: 16
Occupation: Destroying walls
Quote: "Ta ta tin tin, ta ta tin tin, ta ta tin tin tin"
Virginity: Nokia 3310 lost her virginity before her mom did
Childhood Terrors: Bitch pls
Kink: Big black phone chargers

 

[Karameida]

Name :: Ken Doll
Species :: Barbie
Occupation :: Watching large things pleasure buildings.
Extra :: Ken doll was always sexually aroused by buildings and longed to pleasure one himself, however he is much too small so he watches others do it.
Quote :: "Oh yes building, just like that, juuust like that....Nnnh"

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Name :: Mop
Species :: Mop
Occupation :: Cleaning
Extra :: Mop is hard working but is never appreciated. Mop had a brief fling with Broom but woefully, broom could not make Mop wet so the fling ended.
Quote :: "You make me so dripping wet"

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Name :: Caramel
Species :: Candy
Occupation :: Being eaten
Quote :: "I'll cover you with my warm, thick, sticky goodness."

 

[Chai]

Name: Chad
Age: 19
Species: Human
Occupation: Frat Bro
Quote: "what would u do if u were here? "
Extra: Uses protein shakes as lube when masturbating.

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Name: Harry Potter's Wand
Age: N/A
Species: Wand
Occupation: ... Harry Potter's Wand
Quote: "Hold this wood, it's magical!"
Extra: Fantasizes about being a male sexual organ, all day every day.

 

[ColorWheel]

Name: The Muffin Man
Age: 35
Species: human
Occupation: Making muffins
Quote: "I make the best glaze in town."
Extra: he has a very thick rolling pin

 

[Karameida]

Name :: Rupee Jar
Species :: Hylian Clay
Occupation :: Sitting there
Extra :: Rupee Jar was put in a corner and after people began reaching inside of her and filling her with Rupees. However, one day a young man named Link came barging into her home smashing all the other pots. Watching him break them and take their contents aroused her. However, Link never shattered her, just left her there wanting and it haunts her to this day.
Quote :: "Want to have illegal play-time with me and money?"

 

[Fruit]

Name: Gollum
Appearance
Age: 20
Race: Hobbit
Quote: "MY PRECIOUS"
Virginity: When Gollum was 16, he found the One Ring and decided it would be a good idea to stick his cock in it. Immediately, his cock disappeared. It did give him an erection, an invisible erection that has lasted four years now. Also, his dick has swollen to become 6 feet in length, twice as tall as Gollum himself.
Childhood Terrors: Bubble wrap
Kink: To get Gollum to orgasm, you have to tell him a riddle that he can't solve, then a joke that makes him laugh, then immediately slap him. Do this thirty times in succession during sex to get him to climax successful. Also, buttseks.

 

[Rauk]

Name: Hank Hill
Appearance
Age: 52
Race: Human
Occupation: Assistant Manager, Strickland Propane
Quote: "I sell propane, and propane accessories. I tell ya what."
Virginity: Hank lost his virginity to his wife Peggy.
Childhood Terrors: Phobia of bats
Kink: Hank really likes slamming his wife Peggy from behind, while chanting "Taste the meat, not the heat."

Name: Shrek
Appearance
Age: 108
Race: Ogre
Occupation: Ogre
Quote: "C'meeeere Donkeh."
Virginity: Shrek was never a virgin. DEAL WITH IT.
Childhood Terrors: That one day, his sexual prowess would destroy the world.
Kink: He loves unloading his thick onion sauce into the soft rectums of his victims, while blowing smoke out of his head horns.