blue moon amusement park

[audeamus]

i thought i would give this a try here and see how it goes over with everyone.


Welcome my loves,

I need the assistance of your beautiful mind. You see, I have a limited edition Blue Moon Titanium credit card and I would like to build an...amusement park; an adult-themed amusement park to be exact. This is where you come in, beloved. Tell me what you'd like to have in this erotic park and it will be constructed.


A descripton of what your toy/ride/attraction/etc. would look like and what its purpose would be is greatly appreciated.

Have fun. Be creative, this is not the time to be inhibited. Nothing is taboo.

You are only limited by your imagination.....
-takes the brim of my tophat between my thumb and index finger and winks- be golden


Sincerely,

audeamus
Your salacious domina

 

[audeamus]

Nude Bowling

Use one of our brightly colored balls to knock down the penis-shaped pins.

Rules? What are those?

Bring only a pair of socks, bowling shoes will be provided. Towels will be issued out for you to sit on while you admire the view of those occupying the lanes.

Get three strikes in a row and you win an oral sex session with your choice of one Alley Kat, our house sex slaves.

Get three gutter balls in a row and you will be "punised" via an erotic spanking session. Choose from a paddle, riding crop, cat o' nine tails, whip, strap, or the bare hand of your Dominus or Domme.

Visit the snack bar for refreshments and be sure to -- lick the cashier *wink*

 

[Rudolph Quin]

Puppet Man's Mustache Rides

It has handle bars and a wheel, and is soft and fuzzy. Can hold at least 3 people at once and it prefers women riders(although the Queen of England can go for a ride or two ;-) ). Rides last from anywhere between 3-20 minutes, depending on how long it takes me to pass out from the blood rushing to my head while blushing.

 

[Trygon]

Trygon's Banhammer Gauntlet

Not a ride persay, but actually the entrance gate. People failing to present valid ID are annihilated by a one-ton weight secreted in the ceiling.