One Phrase Flirt.

[Toujou]

Hello everybody! I've been in love with thread games latelly so i decided to start my own here!

Rules are simple:All you gotta do is post your best flirting phrase here! Something you say the moment you approach that hot girl/guy and instantly makes he/she think "Please take me to bed RIGHT NOW!",and that's it! :3

So i'll start it off (hope this thread makes success ):

Do you like SUBWAY? Cause i got a foot long for you

 

[Fruit]

Hah pickup lines are funny, very rarely do they work but sometimes they are cute.

"Babe, in a scale from one to ten, you're a nine and I'm the one you need"

 

[Rauk]

"You got all your teeth, and don't sweat much. Want to wrestle?"

 

[Toujou]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

 

[rp_youknowyouloveme]

I'm lost...and I need directions.
Where to?
Well...right to you heart

 

[Rauk]

Somebody better call heaven, because you have a nice can. Want to fuck?

 

[Fruit]

"I bet you a blowjob you won't kiss me"

 

[Toujou]

This one is for you to whisper at that special girl's ear! ;D

"There'll be only seven planets left after i destroy Ur-anus..."

 

[Shovel]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[rp_youknowyouloveme]

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

 

[Toujou]

Hey sooo i lost my cellphone number.May i have yours?

 

[rp_youknowyouloveme]

“If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”

 

[Fruit]

^ Too bad that N and O are already together

"I'm afraid of the dark. Will you sleep with me tonight?"

 

[rp_youknowyouloveme]

It is hot in here? Or is it just you?

 

[HoneyBee]

Is your body from McDonald's ? Because I'm lovin' it

 

[HoneyBee]

Can I have a picture of you? To show Santa what I want for Christmas.

 

[LingeringDesire]

Are your pants made from a mirror... Because I can see myself in them

 

[HoneyBee]

Hey did you get those pants on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place.

 

[Toujou]

Hey did you know that you look alot like my next girlfriend?

 

[Xanaphia]

Strawberry or Blueberry? Trying to figure out what kind of pancakes I want to make you tomorrow morning.

 

[The.Bull]

that shirt is very becoming on you, then again if I were on you I'd becoming as well.

 

[Archmagos Issac]

"Hey girl, I'm a Viking and I'd love to pillage your village"

 

[Fruit]

"I want to bury my dick in you so hard that the man who pulls it out will be the next King Arthur"

"Life without you is like a broken pencil; pointless"

 

[Caitrionna]

"If you show me your chamber of secrets, I'll be Slytherin into your bed!"

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"Is your name Winter? Because you WILL be coming!"

 

[Leonheart]

"If you held twelve roses in front of a mirror then you'd see thirteen of the most beautiful things in the world"