I just had a dream about ilovegoatse last night(granted, I've been watching the guy a lot lately--cracks me up every fuckin' post--*turns to viewers* Hi, goaty! Love you! ^w^ *waves and blows kiss*). Anyways, in my dream, goaty was
Philip DeFranco(if you've never seen the youtube channel
sxephil, you need to check it out. Very funny guy) and I was some black dude(I was like his best friend and there as a supporting role) and then he had a blonde girlfriend who was coming with us(I know, inaccurate, but in my dream, goaty/Philip DeFranco had a blonde girlfriend).
So, in the dream, goaty has like some super powers(don't recall what they were) and we're dressed in navy blue one piece uniforms(kinda like janitors) and we walk into this Maximum Security Prison all Matrix style(you remember the lobby scene from the first film? Yeah). Except we don't stop, we walk through the first room and go through another door, deeper into the building(the guard at the desk only gets to shout, "Hey, you can't go in there!" before we walk right by). And we continue like this, going through other doors deeper and deeper into the building(no locks hinder the way of SUPER POWERED GOATSY!) until we come to where the prison cells are. There's this large room with cells all lined together on one side and across a narrow aisle, there are stalls, kinda like bathroom stalls except there's nothing in them.
Walking with purpose, goaty goes into one of these into which I follow him, and his girlfriend goes into the one next to ours. He goes to the back of the stall which is long and narrow and the walls only come up shoulder high, and I turn and lock the door as a guard passes by, not noticing that we don't belong there. Then, goaty, having suddenly changed his outfit to a beige/light gray janitor uniform, steps forward and I ask him if he's ready. He kinda smirks all cool like and tells me to unlock the door. I do and step out of his way and he leaves the stall. Me and his girl standing in the neighboring stall stay in the stalls watching from over the walls as he walks into the aisle between the prison cells and the stalls. Guards notice him and start running towards him, shouting on their walkies and he holds his hands out a little from his sides in a placating nonthreatening gesture, calm as FUCK.
There is this overpowering sense that something is going to happen. We've come here on a mission of some kind and he's going to use his superpowers to kill everybody except me and his girlfriend--or something, I don't know, but I'm waiting and watching eagerly. Then... I feel a slight tugging and suddenly it's like I'm floating up from water and it's my consciousness rousing--I'm waking up! And I'm like, "Gah! FUCK! NOOOO!" clawing frantically at the scene even as my eyes open.