BothsAndNeithers
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- Joined
- Dec 9, 2015
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Madeline Leeds laughed loudly with her friends as she stood in line for the mall Santa. They'd passed him on their way in, had joked about how much that job had to suck, but hadn't thought more about it. When they'd gotten in a debate about the actor in a certain film over lunch, though, the stakes of the bet before looking it up were easy to think of: the loser had to go sit on Santa's lap.
It turned out that it was Elijah Wood and not Daniel Radcliffe in the made-for-TV version of Oliver Twist, and so here they were. Madeline was 22, heading into the last semester of her undergrad, but the sad truth was that no one would've given her much of a thought if she hadn't been with her friends - she was petite enough that she'd had officers at gas stations ask for her ID to make sure she was 16, had been ordered back to class when visiting her cousin's middle school. Today, her jeans and cheerful red sweater tried hard to showcase what curves she had, but the "Elf" standing next to the sign that prominently said "under 18 only" didn't bat an eye as her friends giggled, nudging her forward.
There was a grin on her face, dimples showing, as she approached.
"Hello, Santa," she said, eyes sparkling as she climbed into his lap, aware that she was situating herself directly above rather...sensitive anatomical areas as she shifted her weight, pretending to try to get comfortable for the picture. The bet had been to make Santa uncomfortable without getting kicked out, and she was betting a squirming young woman on the old man's lap would get a very different reaction than a child. She smiled brightly for the complimentary photo.
It turned out that it was Elijah Wood and not Daniel Radcliffe in the made-for-TV version of Oliver Twist, and so here they were. Madeline was 22, heading into the last semester of her undergrad, but the sad truth was that no one would've given her much of a thought if she hadn't been with her friends - she was petite enough that she'd had officers at gas stations ask for her ID to make sure she was 16, had been ordered back to class when visiting her cousin's middle school. Today, her jeans and cheerful red sweater tried hard to showcase what curves she had, but the "Elf" standing next to the sign that prominently said "under 18 only" didn't bat an eye as her friends giggled, nudging her forward.
There was a grin on her face, dimples showing, as she approached.
"Hello, Santa," she said, eyes sparkling as she climbed into his lap, aware that she was situating herself directly above rather...sensitive anatomical areas as she shifted her weight, pretending to try to get comfortable for the picture. The bet had been to make Santa uncomfortable without getting kicked out, and she was betting a squirming young woman on the old man's lap would get a very different reaction than a child. She smiled brightly for the complimentary photo.