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For the Twilight Hater in You

What a horrible kid... Can I have a ally like him? ^.^
And it's not really cause of the book, just because of the epic evilry of it all
 
Brilliance, both in planning and execution. I have no love lost for bratty teenage girls who worship the most recent pop singer, ignorant socialite, or in this case a tale of vampires who are as shimmeringly fabulous as a gay pride parade, as their newest false deity. I can't bash it too extensively because I've never read any of the author's work nor seen the movie, but I'm hard-pressed to respect a vegetarian vampire high school student who glitters in the sunlight. That just sounds like a facepalmingly bad fanfic or something.

For more Twilight-related lulz, check out the NSFW link! The customer comments at the bottom are the best.
 
Oh wow. That was fan-fucking-tastically riddled with epic win.

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