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[prettylykSIN]

• • • But happy birthday and I love you, bro. <3
      
      All hail the King of England. It's Laudanum's 21st birthday tomorrow~![/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[Laudanum]

Happy early Birthday, Laudanum!
You're one sexy bitch!

 

[iKitten]

• Happy birthday, Bro~!!
  
  *though not Kitten's bro, but Pretty's* XD
  
  21st? Whoots >w> Going out with him to party, Pretty?[/list:u]

 

[prettylykSIN]

• • • lol.
      Ninja Laud comes back to BlueMoon for his birthday. xD
      
      And maybeh~ I have to go over that way to pick up my last paycheck anyways.[/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[Kite Xiroh]

Happy B-day, King of England!

May your B-day buttsecks be greatly pleasing.

-gentlemen bow-

 

[iKitten]

• Ooh, sounds fun~!
  
  Oh, and I'm you SON, Lauddy-Daddy >8U
  PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!!
  
  *has been titled the Prince of England a bit back*[/list:u]

 

[prettylykSIN]

• • • 
      Someone needs to give Laudbutt his birthday beating!
      
      I'm not doing it. >_>;;
      [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[prettylykSIN]

• Ooh, sounds fun~!
  
  Oh, and I'm you SON, Lauddy-Daddy >8U
  PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT!!
  
  *has been titled the Prince of England a bit back*[/list:u]

• 
  
  • • • 
        Wait... so that makes you my... nephew?
        [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[Laudanum]

It.. can't be.. I can't have children! This is impossible!
D:
Lovecraftian Mindfuck!
It hurrrts!

L

 

[prettylykSIN]

• • • 
      -pets Laud-
      Kitten is Goaty's buttbaby apparently.
      You really should have used to condom.
      [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[iKitten]

• Yeah, basically.
  
  :\ Laudy-daddy, this is a lesson learned from not using protection, even with other men.
  
  *cuddles Auntie-Pretty?* <3[/list:u]

 

[Kite Xiroh]

I'm incapable of it. All I've got in my inventory is the giant hammer of Deathy-Doom. My über sexiness takes up the rest of the space.

 

[Laudanum]

I always use to condom!
>_________________o

*puts "use to [insert noun]" into vocabulary.*

 

[iKitten]

• Well, your condom must have had a hole it in then >8U
  Mega-sperms broke through?! D8
  
  *a bit traumatized*[/list:u]

 

[prettylykSIN]

• • • 
      >_o
      
      Not a good mental image for me, Kitten.
      -also a bit traumatized-
      [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[My_Apocalypse_Pony]

Happy early fetuspoop day Laud

 

[Trygon]

LAUD

WHY DO YOU NEVER VISIT ANYMORE

WHY DO YOU HATE USSSSSSSS

 

[prettylykSIN]

• • • 
      He's got a boyfriend now and too busy for us.
      T^T
      [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[Ilovegoatse]

Happy early Birthday, Laudanum!
You're one sexy bitch!

>8U I LOVE YOU TO DEATH, MY KING.

 

[Ronin]

Happy Birthday in advance Laudanum. Even though I don't really know you. >_< Have a good one.

 

[Laudanum]

Thank you all.
And as I said, I will be on more frequently, when I'm not busy with teh cuddles.
I hate none of you.
Especially you guys, Try and Goatse.
I hug my laptop. Pretend it's you.
There we go.

-L

 

[Trygon]

Bwahahahaha. Laud, you win at life.

 

[Ilovegoatse]

I am filled with such love! -kees kees-

 

[LaudanumAddict]

...feels slightly awkward...
I wished happy birthdays in person... back... when it happened... and my I just say...
my eyes... and ears... (for some reason) are now bleeding copious volumes of blood!
It seems my Laudy has quite the internet family. And children... and siblings... and wacky neighbors...
Laud! Believe nothing! I've had people claiming to be my children, but empirical evidence has disproved all claims!