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- May 18, 2010
The head of a big movie studio was going over the numbers and Emma Stone's latest movie just bombed big. It was the the third major bomb she was in and the studio needed to recoup their losses.
The head of the studio called Emma, to his office. She was told by her agent to wear her nicest outfit. Once she was in the office, "Thank you for coming, Emma..." he said, "As you know your latest movie bombed. As you know there is a clause in your contract that says if you make three movies for us and if all of them lose a total of $100 million or greater, then you and all of your assets become the property of the studio and your talent agency. You and your assets will be sold at auction and the money will be divided equally between the company and your talent agency. Do you understand?"
The head of the studio called Emma, to his office. She was told by her agent to wear her nicest outfit. Once she was in the office, "Thank you for coming, Emma..." he said, "As you know your latest movie bombed. As you know there is a clause in your contract that says if you make three movies for us and if all of them lose a total of $100 million or greater, then you and all of your assets become the property of the studio and your talent agency. You and your assets will be sold at auction and the money will be divided equally between the company and your talent agency. Do you understand?"