Pimp my ride? No thanks.

[vampire seduction]

Just when you thought pimpin wasn't easy, I bring you this:

Links:
Infoz
Tech Specs

Jesus shit, mang, I want one of these bitches. Discuss.

 

[DJBayview]

the ridiculosity of this vehicle is.... ridiculous.

also;;

have fun riding around in your whale penis interior

http://dartz.eu/en/dartz_site_bankz/vip-armored-car/tree243_unnamed_alias

 

[vampire seduction]

Fuck yes, I know! How badass does it sound to ride around one seats made of whale penis skin? Think of the bragging rights.
'They had to skin a fucking whale cock to make this thing more badass than it was.'

 

[DJBayview]

well, when I'm a multi-millionaire and can drop $2mil on one of these.

I'll let ya know.

 

[vampire seduction]

Hell yes. If I ever won the lottery I would buy two of these bitches. Just in case I fuck one up... somehow

Have an action vid (there's more at the link):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxyskeVYzw[/youtube]

And did you see the fucking windows?!

 

[vampire seduction]

Also, this: Ze Website

 

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

It looks like a Lego.​

 

[Alex]

That thing is BEAST.

 

[Vivid Fizz]

It looks like one of my nephew's Tonka trucks >.>;;

 

[vampire seduction]

Tis true, but it looks badass. Fucking things is pimp and the actions vids of it rock hard

 

[Ronin]

I wonder if the army will start using it too? >_<

 

[DJBayview]

I wonder if the army will start using it too? >_<

the army has tanks.
and Humvee's.

and both of them probably cost less than that overpriced hunk of metal.

15% of the cost of this automotive atrocity is due to the name,
and the endorsement of that billionaire tennis player.



but in all honesty let vampy enjoy his whale penis.
I mean, it IS the biggest penis of all mammals.
and vampy apparently loves it more than regular penis.

lets not ruin his fun now.




x]

 

[Ronin]

-can't help but feel sorry for all the other penis's and a little jealous-
D: