I Have a Suggestion

[McSquashYourNuts]

I'm looking for a hard time AKA dungons and tazers / testicular torsion shit hard in my ass. I need someone hot with a big dick and a fat ass, NO NIGGERS; NIGGERS WILL ALL DIE IN HELL FOREVER. I need a fucked up faggot to do my bidding. Woman are acceptable as long as they have dicks (VIRGINS ARE ALSO ACCEPTABLE.) My name is Bronson Beer & Pie Abernathy of Esticata, Cletus, Ave. Come one come all to shit in my mouth (FAGGOTS ARE WELCOME.)

If you want to be my friend and fuck me I have a glory whole for a door knob.

Cell phone number: 911

Race: White

Dick size: 18.6 inches

 

[SithLordOfSnark]

Wow.

I am surprised this has even lasted this long.

 

[LadySerpentine]

I suspect that the mods are asleep. Not, y'know, in the bad sense, just... Literally, in beds or whatever.

 

[Mitsu]

I wonder what spurred this joke post to happen. Was it someone that was banned, or someone from another community posting on a dare? I found the absurdity of it kinda funny, though.

 

[ShadowsLitany]

I'm going to guess trolling or copious amounts of alcohol