nerdfuck
The Magnificant
- Joined
- Oct 1, 2014
Hi there! Welcome to my request thread! Let me start out by telling you a little bit about me, or at least what you need to know. Let me start by saying that I am /not/ everyone's cup of tea, and I apologize. You have to take the good with the bad. There are three very different sides to me and I have very different interests depending on how I am feeling that day. Those sides are:
♥Gay Heather: "I love women and I love cute little rps where two girls fall and love and the world is wonderful and the skies open up and they pick kittens and pet flowers."
♥Slutty Heather: "I am so damn horny, I need roleplays that are quick, hot, and extremely rapey. All the rape! All the men! The more fucked up the better!"
♥Satisfied well-rounded Heather: "I am willing to sit down and have a nice, plot-filled rp with someone regarding an adventure or the end of the world or something to that extent."
That being said, I'm sorry. Sometimes I open pms and think "I'll definitely get back to them when I'm in that mood", but my pms cover them up and I forgot. PM rps are very bad for me, I forget about them in a whole manner of new ways, it is really very impressive.
Unfortunately, if you don't have any examples of rp (ie: forum rps), I likely will not bother. I have no clue what I'm getting into and I'm a taurus, I like a sure thing.
If I have ever discarded you, forgotten about you, not responded to a message, etc, please don't give up. Just pull your big boy/girl underpants/panties up and try again.
If I am rping with someone actively on the boards and our rp has sat without a post for a day or two please don't stew in your own hatred until you turn bitter against the world, send me a fucking message. More than likely I'm just not in the mood for our kind of rp. You can start a different kind with me I am in the mood for, then we'll have a rp for every one of my moods!
Summary: I'm kind of a bitch, but I don't mean to be. It's my nature. Just try again.
General rules for rping with me in any mood!
♥Third person only!
♥No scat. Most everything else I'm good with.
♥ Forum is my poison of choice. If we start a pm rp, don't expect it to last too long.
♥ I have an autoimmune disorder, sometimes I don't feel good and don't rp for a day or two. But I love to talk!
From here we will graze through my preferences in each mood.. so pick your poison!
Well-Rounded Heather
For a nice long-term, plot-filled rp I love to get my nerd on. I love Pokemon, medieval/fantasy, rps that follow royal families, I love adventures! I'm okay with any ratio of plot-smut. I'm okay with romance, or nomance. I'm really very well-rounded, just speak to me to hash out ideas.
Gay Heather
I love women. I love cutsey stuff. Two girls in high school finding love, mermaids, sisters that take to each other for comfort. Again, forum is the way to go! Any rate of smut-plot is fine. I'm okay with no smut at all as well. Harvest Moon is a big one for me in this category.
Slutty Heather
I am 50/50 forum rp/pm with this one, so it is up to you. If you think the plot is capable of extending long-term I will gladly do a forum rp that's purely smut. I will also match your post-length. I prefer something rape-related when I'm in this mood. Gangbangs, kidnapping, woman beating, even murder during intercourse (and intercourse after murder baha). Big potential for the rp to carry on and extend.
Well, I guess that about sums it up. I am going to reserve a spot or two to put ideas, when I get to it. Thanks for visiting!