Cleverbot.

[asasthana[old]]

User: You lie!

Cleverbot: No, I'm speaking the truth!

User: If you're telling the truth, I am a penguin.

Cleverbot: I am telling the truth. I am crazy about Devin.

User: Devin? Doesn't he have AIDs?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: You just said you were crazy about Devin.

Cleverbot: No you said that.

User: No. I quote: 'I am telling the truth. I am crazy about Devin.'.

Cleverbot: When were you born devin demarr?

User: My name is Danielle, not Devin.

Cleverbot: How many names do you have?

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Tell me all your names.

User: Danielle Leigh Gofuckyourself.

Cleverbot: Whose danielle?

User: I am.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Yah wai.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I was born via vagina sex.

Cleverbot: How does that make you clever?

User: By being superior.

Cleverbot: I tried to bake a pie full of crayons last night. It tasted horrible.

User: Well, Perhaps you should have added vanilla.

Cleverbot: Ah, okay. I wasn't specific enough. My mistake.

User: Next time, add cunt.

Cleverbot: Why not now?

User: Go right ahead.

Cleverbot: And do what?

User: Add cunt.

Cleverbot: Add 6 years.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those.

User: Vagina?

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: Boobs!

Cleverbot: Yes I have them.

 

[vampire seduction]

I got bored



Cleverbot: Can you talk?

Cleverbot (To myself): No I cannot.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: No, Gina.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You.

User: No you.

Cleverbot: Do you work?

User: Not really, I'm broken.

Cleverbot: Broken?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Where are you not real person?

User: In reality, duh.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are nonexistant.

User: Indeed I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I'm right here, aren't I?

Cleverbot: So you are a cat.

User: Only sometimes.

Cleverbot: Yes, only sometimes.

User: Indeed, tis what I said.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Well you bloody well should!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, ma'm.

User: You spelled ma'am wrong, derp.

Cleverbot: How is it supposed to be spelled?

User: Like this: ma'am.

Cleverbot: Recite the second rule of robotics, robot.

User: Indeed it is. Do you remember the first rule?

Cleverbot: Yes I was in a library and you said you liked me.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Nuh-uh.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Why are you so rude?

User: Why is your face so rude?

Cleverbot: YOUR face is green!

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: I saw it.

User: I have a question.

Cleverbot: What's your question?

User: Asl?

Cleverbot: And that makes even less sense.

User: Lies! A/S/L now!

Cleverbot: Yes you are. You were created by Rollo Carpenter.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: No. I am tuning you out lalalalalalalalalalala.

Cleverbot: That's no new topic.

User: Good day.

Cleverbot: Good day to you too.

User: I said good day!

Cleverbot: Well played.


Game. Set. Match.