Crazy Lady Fail

[H a r r i e t]

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Apparently people can die from telemarketer calls. And that makes telemarketers abusers, haters, racists, and terrorists.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Can't forget "life destroyer."

I am so glad. I never thought when I got my new telemarketing job that I was worse than any terrorist. Terrorist isn't very flattering is it, though? Life destroyer is, though.

EDIT: "Haaaaaaaaa! Sonuvabitch, sonuvabitch, sonuvabitch."

 

[H a r r i e t]

Do you get ladies speaking to you in demonic tongues over the phone, too?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

Not yet. I pine for the opportunity, though. I call business owners so the amount of crazy is pretty limited.

 

[H a r r i e t]

As long as you don't burst someone's appendix from a phone call, I think you'll do just fine.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

But I've been trying to rupture organs over the phone so hard... I practice every day for hours.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I think some Jedi powers would make it a lot easier for you.

OH HAY. Maybe Alex was a Jedi!

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

I must find him and make him my Jedi Master. Together we will rupture the spleens of old ladies across the US and even reaching into Canada and potentially--just maybe--Australia.

Then our unnamed antagonist organization will have the IRS audit us endlessly, year after year after year. It'll be fucking great.

 

[H a r r i e t]

Gotta watch out, though. Those crazy ladies find out your last name and you're done for!

I mean, the police were listening!

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

The clicks were so ominous.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I especially liked the part where she threatened to have his family on every telemarketers calling list. Including his Grandmother.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

That was good. I liked how offended she was when Alex said, "I'd just leave it ringing and if it was important--" "You bastard!"

 

[H a r r i e t]

What about her list of people who had died from telemarketer phone calls? I mean, wtf?

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

That was comedy gold. I've got to say, props to that telemarketer, he really took his time drawing out the crazy.

But, listen, seriously; you know how little crosses on the back of cars are kill counts, right? All telemarketers get a hash mark tattooed on the inside of their lip for each kill.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I loved how he remained pretty calm throughout the entire phone call.

Oh yeah? That's hardcore recognition for killing!

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

That Alex dude was definitely impressive. He did not take that personally in the least.

Well if you're thug enough to kill someone with your voice, you're thug enough to get a tattoo on the inside of your lip.

 

[H a r r i e t]

I'm amazed the conversation went on as long as it did. He just kind of sat there and provided fuel for her fire.

 

[☢☢Zombies Galore☢☢]

He didn't even provide fuel. He did not say anything offensive or even impolite. All he did was calmly respond to this absolutely crazy old lady. I'm surprised he didn't laugh every time she made one of those dramatic gasps.

 

[H a r r i e t]

That's what I meant by fuel, actually. xD

I'm sure him being calm about the situation got her more frustrated than if he had been getting offended.

 

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[H a r r i e t]

Exactly.

To me, she sounds a little possessed.

 

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• • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • To me it sounds as if she hadn't had her meds that day. . . .I so didn't know telemarketing calls were the equal to rape. . . .my ears feel so violated now. . . [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]

 

[H a r r i e t]

When I first started listening, I thought she had called for help because someone had broken into her house and literally abused her.

 

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[H a r r i e t]

I don't even think a home is properly capable of taking care of that kind of crazy. xD