Euphemism Generator

[Rauk]

I always have fun with this Random Euphemism Generator...

Just keep clicking reload, for endless fun.



Don't mind me, I'm just "shampooing the yak."

 

[darkangel76]

Too many....just...... Well, you judge them!!! MEEP!
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You should have seen him...perpetuating the flute.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently...massaging the Welsh chiffarobe.
The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been...negotiating the hot predator.
You should have seen him...plowing the poetic trail.
This unique and colorful custom is referred to as...inhaling the gigantic buttery crankshaft.
Oblivious to the crowd of observers that was forming, the couple resumed...pounding the cave.
Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently...worshipping the forbidden pocket tunnel.

 

[ShadowsLitany]

I think I would too:

"He normally shut his eyes while - flirting with the dragon."

 

[DJBayview]

"You should have seen your face! You looked like you were

getting the pelvic yogurt."


awesome.

 

[Bluefoot]

"The last time I saw him, he was... kicking the fallopian lightbulb."

 

[Bluefoot]

Or...

"I feel like... licking the cheap closet."

 

[Marcus]

"In fifty years, would people of our age still call it savoring the lucky chipmunk?"

 

[Rauk]

Watch out, I'm not done "Ironing the bald-headed one-eyed woodchuck."

 

[Ignis Gehenallis]

Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been 

sleeving the roaring kielbasa.