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Mia: Hello and welcome to first in the 2078 series of Interview Hour on the Sexplay Channel with me Mia Kang. My guest tonight is Paige Armato. She’s been in the news recently as Mrs Abassi Oni, the wife of the competitor who was eliminated in such spectacular fashion from the opening competition in the inaugural Inter-planetary Sex Games last year. But she’s a celebrity in her own right and well known to viewers of this Channel. Paige, welcome.
Paige: Thank you, Mia. Yes, I am lucky enough to have appeared on this Channel a number of times and to have been honoured with a double screen spread that led to me being voted most viewed playmate in the Mars colony.
Mia: You’re looking really great.
Paige: Why thank you, Mia.
Mia: That’s a new hair colour.
Paige: Harvest gold, it’s called.
Mia: Was that a deliberate choice?
Paige: Well, I didn’t change it by accident or in my sleep.
Mia: I mean, a deliberate choice to move away from the colour that Sonja wore when she beat your husband last year.
Paige: I felt it was a good time for a fresh look.
Mia: And do the collar and cuffs match?
Paige: As viewers will see next month when my latest spread for this Channel is aired for the first time, I’ve gone for a shaved look this season.
Mia: We’ll all look forward to seeing that. Let’s start by talking about Abassi, because I know lots of his fans are concerned that they’ve not seen him since those Games. How is he? What’s he been doing? When can we expect to see him back on the base competing next? There’s a rumour that he’s going to retire.
Paige: Wow, Mia, that’s a lot of questions. I’ll try to take them one at a time. First off, let me scotch that rumour. There is no way Abassi is going to retire. Why would he want to, when he’s still in his prime? True he’s not been seen and his fans out there are missing him. But having been eliminated there was no reason for him to hang around. He’s in training and I’m sure it won’t be long before he’s on the base again.
Mia: It’s just that since being eliminated he’s missed out on the Inter-continental Games last year and isn’t on the list of competitors for the forthcoming African Games.
Paige: He doesn’t have to take part in every competition. No one does that. He’s pacing himself for the World Games later this year.
Mia: There’s a rumour you see that he’s failed the virility tests. Tell us about those. It’s where you met Abassi, isn’t it?
Paige: This is a feature of the professional circuit. A guy who can’t get an erection or who has difficulty ejaculating would be at an advantage, obviously, so when the pro circuit was established, they made all male competitors take a virility test one month before the start of any games they enter for. Just to make sure everything is in full working order.
Mia: That’s means sex with six women on the same day, right?
Paige: Six women in six hours.
Mia: That’s a tough test.
Paige: The idea is to be sure that guys don’t win because of hang-ups about particular types of girl. So they’re tested with girls randomly chosen from a pool of all shapes, sizes, colours and ethnic origins. Everyone has their likes and dislikes, of course, there’s no way to eliminate that, but if it affects a guy getting hard or cumming, that’s a different matter. That’s what the test is for.
Mia: This is something that isn’t much discussed outside the specialist media, so tell us a bit more. The girls are specially selected, aren’t they?
Paige: They are, yes. There needs to be plenty of variation, although the girls and their order are chosen at random for each competitor. And they need the right skills. It’s not just a question of lying back and seeing what the guy can do. He’s probably abstained for a while before hand – a week is typical – so the first girl needs to keep him calm and help him pace himself.
Mia: And the last girl? The guys must be exhausted by then, surely.
Paige: Well it’s an exceptional guy who isn’t flagging a bit after five sessions in five hours, so let’s say that they can take some encouragement. There’s no point trying to rush them.
Mia: Is that how it was with Abassi?
Paige: No way. The moment he saw me, he couldn’t keep his hands off me. It was like he’d not had a woman for months. That was very gratifying, I can tell you. It was pretty much mutual too.
Mia: I’m sure it was gratifying – for both of you. And these sessions are filmed, right?
Paige: Yes, the officials don’t take the girls’ word for it. Each session is filmed and the guy’s cum is collected from his condoms for weighing and DNA testing, just to be sure there’s no substitution.
Mia: So if we come back to these rumours, they’re saying your husband’s either failed those tests or is scared to enter them.
Paige: Like I said, he’s pacing himself for the World Games later this year. He’ll be going through the tests like everyone else, when the time comes.
Mia: His defeat must have affected him, though?
Paige: Of course, that’s only natural. No one likes to lose. But he’ll bounce back; all the competitors do. Some of them get a lot more practice at losing than Abassi.
Mia: But this was more significant for him than for others, what with that promise he made to you.
Paige: Any defeat dents a guy’s confidence and after such a long run of success, it was always going to be difficult to lose. So, yes, I’m not denying that he took a blow.
Mia: Come on, Paige, let’s not kid ourselves here. Abassi made a public commitment to you in his marriage vows that he would never cum for any other female, ever. And he broke it, spectacularly and in public, for everyone in the Solar System to see. The image of him cumming as Sonja pegged his ass has just become the most viewed image in the history of the internet.
Paige: So I understand. Some people obviously find it hot.
Mia: Hot, you’re telling me. It hits the spot for me and the researchers for this show are all using it as wallpaper.
Paige: I’m glad you’ve all been getting some pleasure from seeing it.
Mia: This whole episode has got to have been a shattering humiliation for him.
Paige: I’m not denying that he was upset about it. It was hardly a fair contest was it? I mean, it was like I was there on the base with him. That woman played an underhand trick because it was the only way she had a chance of winning against a superior opponent.
Mia: It was within the rules, wasn’t it?
Paige: Literally, yes. But look, Mia, you know how it is, I’m sure. When they’re in a contest, the guys have to control themselves despite everything the girl does to them. But when they’re with their girlfriends or partners, well obviously that’s different. They need to respond normally. They compartmentalise: in competition they maintain control, at home they let themselves go. But when the girl comes across like the guy’s partner, that’s going to cause confusion. The guy’s brain switches out of competition mode into home mode. That’s what happened with Abassi. It wasn’t his fault and I’ve assured him that I don’t see him as having broken the promise he made to me.
Mia: So he’s needed reassurance, then.
Paige: It was a public vow, but it was made to me. It’s up to me to say whether it matters. And I say it doesn’t, not in the circumstances.
Mia: So your friends are wrong when they say that this caused a lot of friction between you, that you blamed him for it, and that you’ve withdrawn marital privileges as a punishment.
Paige: People who claim to be my friends say lots of things. People who are my friends respect my confidence.
Mia: But you’re not denying what they’re saying.
Paige: First off you’ve accused Abassi of being impotent, now you’re accusing me of withhold privileges, whatever that means. You can’t have it both ways, Mia. If the guy can’t manage it, there’s no need to withdraw privileges. And if I’m withdrawing privileges, it means he’s not impotent. Make your mind up.
Mia: OK, so let’s focus on you for a while. How did you feel personally when you saw that Sonja had got herself up to look like you?
Paige: I think we all knew she had something to spring on us when she came in completely covered in her robe. But, yes, it was a surprise when she emerged looking a lot like me.
Mia: So you were surprised. Was that all? Didn’t you foresee that this might cause trouble for your husband having to compete against someone who looked so much like his wife?
Paige: Alright, I’ll tell you as a woman and a wife, I felt – still feel actually – personally violated. She hadn’t just copied my hair colour. That’s not a problem, loads of women do the same, that’s what the sponsor pays me for. No, she copied everything about me. Hair colour, hair style, pubes, clothing, makeup, perfume. The lot. It was like she’d got inside my skin and was making my man respond to her as he would to me. That was deeply personal. I felt physically sick as I watched what she was doing.
Mia: That’s not how …
Paige: No, don’t interrupt, let me finish this please, it’s important. Imagine a guy sees his wife being raped. How would he feel? Imagine it’s being broadcast? How much worse would that make it for him? That’s what it’s been like for me.
Mia: That’s not how the crowd saw it. There were folks masturbating and copulating all around the base. They all sensed the sexual tension in the atmosphere.
Paige: They were aroused, that’s all. That was just a physical response. I understand that, I was aroused too. What I’m …
Mia: Sorry to interrupt, but let me clear about this, you’re saying you were aroused at the sight of your husband being raped, humiliated and defeated?
Paige: I’m saying that’s a physical response that we can’t control. What I’m describing to the viewers is my emotional response. There’s a difference, a big difference. I was sick to my stomach for myself and for my man.
Mia: That was a very moving description, Paige.
Paige: I’m just telling it how it was. We’ve seen the pictures. The contest is supposed to be about skill and technique, like a chess game, at least when played at this level. She just went for him. No skill, no subtlety. How could he respond to that?
Mia: Well, some commentators are saying that he should have backed off, given himself a chance to cool down. Instead he responded in kind, maybe even provoking her when he pegged her ass. She’s on record as having objecting to that, twice.
Paige: Apparently, but guys at Abassi’s level can’t be expected to know the stats for every low level competitor who gets a wild card into a top competition. He couldn’t allow this upstart to attack him like that and then back off. People would have said he was scared or couldn’t cope with her onslaught. I completely understand why he decided to play it as he did.
Mia: Tell me as a wife, Paige, how does it feel to see your husband shoot his load while he’s being ass-fucked by a giant dildo?
Paige: Just how do you think it feels, Mia?
Mia: I’ve wondered about that. Abassi is a big proud guy, used to dominating his opponents and outshining his fellow competitors. To be treated like he’s a virgin on her honeymoon must have been deeply humiliating for him and, as his wife, you must have had some feelings about what happened. There’s a rumour that the reason he lost out wasn’t that Sonja had got herself up as your clone but because the dildo was your own private party trick with him. After all, you have – sorry, had – a reputation as a dominant chick – before you were married of course.
Paige: There are lots of rumours. People who don’t know what they’re talking about make things up. Yes, it’s true I had a reputation as being a dominant chick and I’m not going to pretend to you that I lie back once a week and open my thighs for my husband to pleasure me until I go ‘oooohhhhh’ and thank him. That’s not me, not at all.
Mia: She was aggressive right from the start, not just with that dildo, just the way a dominant chick might approach a guy. Is that your style too?
Paige: We’re a couple in a partnership of equals, we each have our needs and we aim to satisfy those needs for each other. So let’s forget this image of me pinning him down like he’s a toy boy and ravishing him like a wild animal on heat.
Mia: So you’re not prepared to categorically deny this story.
Paige: I’m not prepared to dignify idle speculation and gossip as a story. Nor am I prepared to divulge what my husband and I do in private.
Mia: Someone was though. There’s a story that the things Sonja whispered into Abassi’s ear at the start of the contest were private things that you say to him in the marital bed. How did she find out about those?
Paige: Again I’m not prepared to respond to that. Sonja is the one you should ask about where she got all the personal details about me.
Mia: There’s a story – I’m sure you’ve heard it – that you passed those details on to Sonja yourself in order to get your revenge against your husband for something he had done to upset you.
Paige: That is outrageous. Just plain malicious. Some people just can’t bear the sight of two people who are happily married and loyal to each other.
Mia: Sonja’s known to have a problem with black guys and that’s not just a rumour, the stats back it up. There’s an idea that that may have affected how she treated Abassi. Do you or Abassi have any thoughts about that?
Paige: We’ve both seen the stats and, yes, they do seem to support that idea. But like I said, we all have preferences or hang-ups about different types of people. The rules allow for that. Just exactly what are you getting at with this one, Mia?
Mia: What makes you think I’m getting at anything? I’m just putting these things to you for comment.
Paige: What makes me think you’re getting at something? I’ll tell you what makes me think that. Every question you’ve asked has had an edge to it. I’m just interested to see how you want to skew this one.
Mia: There are stories going around …
Paige: Please, no more stories.
Mia: There are stories going around that you used to be partial to putting down black guys.
Paige: Sure, I’ve heard those, but I’m not descending to your level to deal with this sort of tittle tattle from disappointed and inadequate former lovers.
Mia: It’s more than that. There were complaints, weren’t there, when you were doing virility tests, that you deliberately made it difficult for black guys while you helped others through.
Paige: You do talk rubbish, Mia. Abassi’s black. I told you how he behaved when he first saw me and how I responded. I married the guy. What sort of prejudice is that?
Mia: The sort that comes out in private, that leads to you humiliating Abassi, rather like Sonja did. The sort of humiliation that he may rather enjoy. The sort that leads to him exploding like he did at the Games.
Paige: I’ve told you that I’m not going to reveal any bedroom secrets. Whatever we do or do not do is strictly private.
Mia: It’s not so private if you passed it on to Sonja so she could use the same trick in public.
Paige: I’ve already dealt with that. Like I say, I don’t talk about personal and private matters.
Mia: Actually, Paige, you’ve not dealt with that at all. And you’ve not been above disclosing personal and private matters in the past. You were discovered to be the person behind leaks to the Gossip Channel revealing details of the sexual peccadilloes and inadequacies of some of the competitors you’d dated after meeting them in the virility tests. You were suspended from the tests for that and had only just been reinstated when you met Abassi.
Paige: That’s history.
Mia: It’s an historical record that supports the stories that have been circulating since those infamous Games last year. They’re still appearing in the media and they’re going to keep on appearing unless and until you can deal with them. This is your chance, Paige. Now, come on, what do you say?
Paige: What exactly am I being accused of here?
Mia: OK, I’ll put it to you straight to confirm or deny. This is what it comes to. You enjoy humiliating Abassi in private. He likes it too, a lot. That’s your private affair, as you say. But you took it – this is what I’m putting to you to confirm or deny – you took it a stage further. Without his knowledge or consent, you set up Sonja to imitate you, gave her all the information she’d need to humiliate Abassi in public, making him lose the contest and break his personal vow to you. But it didn’t work out quite as you expected. He was so embarrassed and humiliated that he’s now impotent, unable to get through the virility tests. You’re both frantically trying to salvage his career and your marriage. What do you say?
Paige: Mia, let me assure you and the viewers that I am a happily married, sexually satisfied woman. Abassi and I …
Mia: Sorry, Paige. I have to interrupt you there. It’s time for our commercial break. Don’t go away, folks, we’ll be right back to hear Paige’s response to these allegations.
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Mia: Hello and welcome back to first in the 2078 series of Interview Hour on the Sexplay Channel with me Mia Kang. My guest tonight is the model and celebrity, Paige Armato, also known as Mrs Abassi Oni. Just before the break, I put to her that her husband’s recent spectacular elimination from the inaugural Inter-planetary Sex Games last year was a result of her attempt to manipulate the contest to fulfil a particular fetish of hers. What’s your response to that, Paige?
Paige: Like I said before the break, I am a mature, happily married woman who is sexually fulfilled, completely and totally. No qualification, no equivocation. Yes, the elimination, and in particular the manner of it, came as a great shock to my husband. We had to cope with that as a family and I won’t deny that it’s been a struggle. He didn’t feel ready to get back on the base straight away and who can blame him after he was defeated by such outright trickery. He needed to get himself together and that’s what he’s been doing. He’s looking ahead to the World Games later this year and training hard to get back into shape. He’s the sort of guy who doesn’t like coming second and who is determined not to enter another contest until he feels he’s in shape, not just to take part, but to win. I am right behind him, as are his fans and his sponsors. In fact, more sponsors have come forward since last year.
Mia: Thank you for that very full answer, Paige. I’d like to explore that last point about sponsorship, but first let’s talk about his training. What form does that take? I’m not talking about basic fitness, but about the sexual side. He’ll be going head to head, so to speak, with girls to try himself out. How’s that part of the training been going and, more to the point, how do you feel about that as his wife? A little bit jealous maybe?
Paige: There is nothing to be jealous about. It’s professional, not personal. It’s not like he’s having an affair with these girls. They’ve got a job to do and they do it. They’re there to test him to the limit. That’s the only way a serious contestant like Abassi can get into the sort of form that wins high level matches.
Mia: But how is it going? What’s he been saying to you about his performance?
Paige: Strange as it may seem, we don’t spend a lot of time discussing each other’s work. We talk about our career development, sure, but we don’t come home and give a minute by minute account of what we’ve done that day. There are other things to talk about – and to do, if you get my meaning.
Mia: Yea, I think I get your drift there, Paige. Maybe this is a good moment to close the bedroom door and ask about sponsors. He’s got some new ones lined up, is that right?
Paige: Yes, three have come forward this year so far with some exciting new deals. We’re not ready to reveal who they are yet, but I think you’ll agree when you see the launch that Abassi is moving up a step in the image he’ll be projecting.
Mia: It’s interesting that, despite his elimination, he retained all his sponsors and has attracted new ones.
Paige: That’s just a reflection of his personality and of the quality of image he projects that sponsors want.
Mia: Quite.
Paige: I’m getting a feeling that there’s another of your points coming.
Mia: Well, yes, Paige, indeed there is. A lot of commentators were saying that the top class game was getting stale with Abassi winning every time. The outcome was predictable. Other contestants were losing sponsors. Takings on tickets and merchandise were falling. Which led to more sponsors dropping out. A classic deflationary spiral.
Paige: Wow, Mia, have you been taking evening classes in economics?
Mia: I majored in the subject, actually. But let’s stick to the point. From an economic point of view, it was a good thing for him to lose, because it made the game more open, which attracted more interest and therefore more sponsors. And to lose in such a spectacular fashion added spice to the equation.
Paige: You’re mixing your metaphors there, Mia. You put spice into food, not equations.
Mia: Good point, Paige. As the face – and body - of Spices of the World, you’d know about that. But I’m going to stick with this, because it’s a serious point. There’s economic support, much discussed on the business channels – although you probably don’t watch those – that this was a put up job, to rejuvenate the game.
Paige: No one could ever accuse you of consistency, Mia. A few minutes ago this was all arranged as part of my public sexual humiliation of my husband. Now it’s part of a worldwide macroeconomic scam to rejuvenate the flagging interest in the Sex Games. For a girl like me who doesn’t view the business channels, that’s got to be a pretty impressive achievement.
Mia: I’m not suggesting that it was your idea. And there isn’t necessarily anything inconsistent here. Maybe you just took advantage of something that was going to happen anyway.
Paige: And Sonja, what about her, where does fit in? No one knew she was in the contest at all until she drew the wild card. What does she get out of this?
Mia: She gets a lot of publicity to boost her career. She’s hardly been off our screens since.
Paige: You should write fiction, you really should. You’d make a fortune.
Mia: I remember being surprised at the time how quickly Abassi got aroused when Sonja took off her robe. OK, she was made up to look like you, but he knew she wasn’t. OK, he might have found her attractive as a clone of his wife, but there are a lot of girls out there who’d be very pleased if their guys reacted that fast.
Paige: I have that effect on him. I told you how it was when we first met.
Mia: Sure, but that was a long time ago. Most guys have sex just before going onto the base. I’m not sure if it’s strictly within the rules, but they all do because it means they can last longer, which makes the contest more interesting, so there’s no harm and no one complains. But to get hard so suddenly made me wonder.
Paige: Abassi is a very virile guy. Trust me, I have first-hand experience.
Mia: I’m sure he is and that is just how I’d expect him to react with someone who looked like you if he’d not had sex for – well let’s just say since the virility tests a month before.
Paige: Go on, spell it out. What do you want me to deny now?
Mia: I don’t want a denial, Paige, I want the truth. Basically the story is the same. Except this time there is a wider dimension. It’s all arranged that he’ll lose. Just to help him along and make sure he’ll cum, you withhold those wonderful privileges of yours so that he’s really desperate when he goes onto the base. And you prime Sonja on how to dress and behave so that she will really get him going. That explains why he doesn’t back off to calm down. He can’t. And then she pulls out your prize dildo and his balls explode with a month’s worth of cum all over the front 20 rows.
Paige: Why, tell me, why would I ever want him to lose? When he made that promise to me, never to cum for any other woman, it was the most romantic thing that I had ever heard of. It was his idea, not mine. I’d never even suggested it. Why would I, when cumming is a risk of his job?
Mia: Career, Paige, his career. That promise – the promise that was so romantic for you – was blighting his career and the whole professional sport. Like you said to us earlier, you talk about your careers.
Paige: Then why didn’t he just get right back into the sport? Capitalise on this boost he’s given to the Games. He’s not earning prize money while he’s at home and he’s not getting appearance money from his sponsors. This just doesn’t make sense.
Mia: Oh but it does. It makes all the sense in the world if what you did to him has made him impotent.
Paige: Have you thought of the consequences if what you’re saying is true? Abassi will lose all his sponsors and his career.
Mia: If I’m right, you’re both stringing along his sponsors until he can, hopefully, get himself back in full working order.
Paige: You know what I think, Mia? I think you’re trying to fuck up Abassi, just like that bitch Sonja did.
Mia: Ah, so that’s interesting, Paige. You’re admitting that she fucked him up.
Paige: I can’t deny it. Everyone saw it happen. She fucked him.
Mia: No, that’s not what you said. You said she fucked him up, not that she fucked him.
Paige: She did fuck him up – she shoved a huge dildo up his ass. How can I deny that?
Mia: You’re twisting things now, Paige. This is being recorded. We can replay what you said if you want and the viewers can judge for themselves what you said and what you meant. Shall we do that?
Paige: I really don’t know what I can say that I’ve not said already and I’m sure the viewers don’t want to hear me repeating myself. It was a big shock for Abassi. Of course it was. He’d been top guy for so long, it was bound to have an effect. It was a blow to his confidence.
Mia: A blow. Come on. It must have completely shattered it, being bundled out of the contest so quickly and so decisively, especially from a relative unknown girl.
Paige: Especially from a complete non-entity who used underhanded tricks. He was overconfident and didn’t realise the potential threat that she posed. We agreed on that, Abassi and I. We’ve discussed this a lot and that’s what we put his defeat down to ultimately.
Mia: Will you give me – and the viewers - a straight answer to the question that buzzing around the social media. Is Abassi impotent? Yes or no.
Paige: I’ve already said he’s back in training and he wouldn’t be doing that if he couldn’t get it up.
Mia: There you go again, avoiding the straight answer. Is it because you are afraid to say it or that you just want to create this air of mystery?
Paige: Mia, you’re pushing me places I don’t want to go, into my private life with my husband. That is something that we should be allowed to keep private. He’s a public figure, of course, we both are, but we are entitled to some privacy. But I’ll try to put this to rest, although I resent being forced into personal revelations. The last time we made love – because that is what we do, Abassi and I, we don’t just have sex or fuck – the last time we made love was last night at 10.30. It was sweet and gentle and loving, as it always is between us, and when I woke this morning I was still glowing, not to mention a little bit sore too. Does that satisfy you?
Mia: That’s very frank of you, Paige. I’m sure all the viewers appreciate your honesty and your courage in disclosing such intimate details. But now will you give us the answer to my earlier question?
Paige: You’d better remind me which of your previous questions you’re referring to.
Mia: You said that Sonja fucked him up. Just tell us what precisely that means. How did she fuck him up?
Paige: I’ve dealt with that. It’s a question of confidence. She took him completely by surprise and to be defeated in that way by someone that you don’t rate – and be clear on this, he didn’t rate her, still doesn’t, neither of us does – of course it battered his confidence. And his work involves confidence. He can’t perform in the games without it. He’s just like any man. Confidence affects performance. It’s the same for all the competitors, men and women.
Mia: Paige, I respect how frank you’re being with us here. We’re on very intimate ground and it’s not fair to press you further on Abassi. But I do want to know, as I’m sure the viewers do, more about you and how you’ve been coping. This must have been a difficult and testing time for you and for your marriage.
Paige: That’s true, Mia. My marriage is more important to me than anything else and this has certainly been our most testing time as a couple. I’m pleased to say that we’ve come through it stronger and closer than ever.
Mia: And don’t let’s forget that in many ways you’ve been more affected than Abassi. He’s been able to retreat and recoup his strength while you’ve had to carry on with your career in and out of the public eye.
Paige: Please don’t make me sound like a martyr in this. There’s only one person to blame and I don’t need to repeat who she is. My role is by my husband’s side and that’s where I’ve been, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health.
Mia: You once said that you got so frustrated after being deprived of sex for just two days that you were literally climbing the walls, unable to function.
Paige: I believe I did say that and it shows how strong the bond is between us as a couple.
Mia: I’m just wondering how you’ve been coping, with the physical side of things that is.
Paige: I should have known it. All that crap about respecting my feelings and appreciating my frankness. Here we are again on the same old treadmill. I wondered why you mentioned life in and out of the public eye. You’re back peeking through the keyhole of our bedroom door again.
Mia: No, Paige, you’re wrong. I was sincere in what I said earlier and I’m not prying into your bedroom. It’s just that you’ve said – and admitted just now – how important sex is to you and how you feel when you are deprived of it.
Paige: Thank you, Mia. I’m sorry if I misunderstood you. Maybe I’m being a bit too sensitive and suspicious.
Mia: It’s just that you must have needed to look elsewhere for that physical release that Abassi couldn’t give you. Is that why – I’m just wondering – there are stories coming out that you are working on the virility tests. Is that the only outlet you find to satisfy your sexual appetites?
Paige: Mia, you are one first class son of a bitch. Now let me put you straight on that once and for all. I’ve heard these stories, but the truth of the matter is that-
Mia: I am sorry, we’re right out of time. But thank you, Paige Armato, Mrs Abassi Oni. Folks, join me next week when my special guest will be Sonja, the girl who put Paige’s husband out of the sex games and out of commission. Until then, thanks for watching.
Paige: Thank you, Mia. Yes, I am lucky enough to have appeared on this Channel a number of times and to have been honoured with a double screen spread that led to me being voted most viewed playmate in the Mars colony.
Mia: You’re looking really great.
Paige: Why thank you, Mia.
Mia: That’s a new hair colour.
Paige: Harvest gold, it’s called.
Mia: Was that a deliberate choice?
Paige: Well, I didn’t change it by accident or in my sleep.
Mia: I mean, a deliberate choice to move away from the colour that Sonja wore when she beat your husband last year.
Paige: I felt it was a good time for a fresh look.
Mia: And do the collar and cuffs match?
Paige: As viewers will see next month when my latest spread for this Channel is aired for the first time, I’ve gone for a shaved look this season.
Mia: We’ll all look forward to seeing that. Let’s start by talking about Abassi, because I know lots of his fans are concerned that they’ve not seen him since those Games. How is he? What’s he been doing? When can we expect to see him back on the base competing next? There’s a rumour that he’s going to retire.
Paige: Wow, Mia, that’s a lot of questions. I’ll try to take them one at a time. First off, let me scotch that rumour. There is no way Abassi is going to retire. Why would he want to, when he’s still in his prime? True he’s not been seen and his fans out there are missing him. But having been eliminated there was no reason for him to hang around. He’s in training and I’m sure it won’t be long before he’s on the base again.
Mia: It’s just that since being eliminated he’s missed out on the Inter-continental Games last year and isn’t on the list of competitors for the forthcoming African Games.
Paige: He doesn’t have to take part in every competition. No one does that. He’s pacing himself for the World Games later this year.
Mia: There’s a rumour you see that he’s failed the virility tests. Tell us about those. It’s where you met Abassi, isn’t it?
Paige: This is a feature of the professional circuit. A guy who can’t get an erection or who has difficulty ejaculating would be at an advantage, obviously, so when the pro circuit was established, they made all male competitors take a virility test one month before the start of any games they enter for. Just to make sure everything is in full working order.
Mia: That’s means sex with six women on the same day, right?
Paige: Six women in six hours.
Mia: That’s a tough test.
Paige: The idea is to be sure that guys don’t win because of hang-ups about particular types of girl. So they’re tested with girls randomly chosen from a pool of all shapes, sizes, colours and ethnic origins. Everyone has their likes and dislikes, of course, there’s no way to eliminate that, but if it affects a guy getting hard or cumming, that’s a different matter. That’s what the test is for.
Mia: This is something that isn’t much discussed outside the specialist media, so tell us a bit more. The girls are specially selected, aren’t they?
Paige: They are, yes. There needs to be plenty of variation, although the girls and their order are chosen at random for each competitor. And they need the right skills. It’s not just a question of lying back and seeing what the guy can do. He’s probably abstained for a while before hand – a week is typical – so the first girl needs to keep him calm and help him pace himself.
Mia: And the last girl? The guys must be exhausted by then, surely.
Paige: Well it’s an exceptional guy who isn’t flagging a bit after five sessions in five hours, so let’s say that they can take some encouragement. There’s no point trying to rush them.
Mia: Is that how it was with Abassi?
Paige: No way. The moment he saw me, he couldn’t keep his hands off me. It was like he’d not had a woman for months. That was very gratifying, I can tell you. It was pretty much mutual too.
Mia: I’m sure it was gratifying – for both of you. And these sessions are filmed, right?
Paige: Yes, the officials don’t take the girls’ word for it. Each session is filmed and the guy’s cum is collected from his condoms for weighing and DNA testing, just to be sure there’s no substitution.
Mia: So if we come back to these rumours, they’re saying your husband’s either failed those tests or is scared to enter them.
Paige: Like I said, he’s pacing himself for the World Games later this year. He’ll be going through the tests like everyone else, when the time comes.
Mia: His defeat must have affected him, though?
Paige: Of course, that’s only natural. No one likes to lose. But he’ll bounce back; all the competitors do. Some of them get a lot more practice at losing than Abassi.
Mia: But this was more significant for him than for others, what with that promise he made to you.
Paige: Any defeat dents a guy’s confidence and after such a long run of success, it was always going to be difficult to lose. So, yes, I’m not denying that he took a blow.
Mia: Come on, Paige, let’s not kid ourselves here. Abassi made a public commitment to you in his marriage vows that he would never cum for any other female, ever. And he broke it, spectacularly and in public, for everyone in the Solar System to see. The image of him cumming as Sonja pegged his ass has just become the most viewed image in the history of the internet.
Paige: So I understand. Some people obviously find it hot.
Mia: Hot, you’re telling me. It hits the spot for me and the researchers for this show are all using it as wallpaper.
Paige: I’m glad you’ve all been getting some pleasure from seeing it.
Mia: This whole episode has got to have been a shattering humiliation for him.
Paige: I’m not denying that he was upset about it. It was hardly a fair contest was it? I mean, it was like I was there on the base with him. That woman played an underhand trick because it was the only way she had a chance of winning against a superior opponent.
Mia: It was within the rules, wasn’t it?
Paige: Literally, yes. But look, Mia, you know how it is, I’m sure. When they’re in a contest, the guys have to control themselves despite everything the girl does to them. But when they’re with their girlfriends or partners, well obviously that’s different. They need to respond normally. They compartmentalise: in competition they maintain control, at home they let themselves go. But when the girl comes across like the guy’s partner, that’s going to cause confusion. The guy’s brain switches out of competition mode into home mode. That’s what happened with Abassi. It wasn’t his fault and I’ve assured him that I don’t see him as having broken the promise he made to me.
Mia: So he’s needed reassurance, then.
Paige: It was a public vow, but it was made to me. It’s up to me to say whether it matters. And I say it doesn’t, not in the circumstances.
Mia: So your friends are wrong when they say that this caused a lot of friction between you, that you blamed him for it, and that you’ve withdrawn marital privileges as a punishment.
Paige: People who claim to be my friends say lots of things. People who are my friends respect my confidence.
Mia: But you’re not denying what they’re saying.
Paige: First off you’ve accused Abassi of being impotent, now you’re accusing me of withhold privileges, whatever that means. You can’t have it both ways, Mia. If the guy can’t manage it, there’s no need to withdraw privileges. And if I’m withdrawing privileges, it means he’s not impotent. Make your mind up.
Mia: OK, so let’s focus on you for a while. How did you feel personally when you saw that Sonja had got herself up to look like you?
Paige: I think we all knew she had something to spring on us when she came in completely covered in her robe. But, yes, it was a surprise when she emerged looking a lot like me.
Mia: So you were surprised. Was that all? Didn’t you foresee that this might cause trouble for your husband having to compete against someone who looked so much like his wife?
Paige: Alright, I’ll tell you as a woman and a wife, I felt – still feel actually – personally violated. She hadn’t just copied my hair colour. That’s not a problem, loads of women do the same, that’s what the sponsor pays me for. No, she copied everything about me. Hair colour, hair style, pubes, clothing, makeup, perfume. The lot. It was like she’d got inside my skin and was making my man respond to her as he would to me. That was deeply personal. I felt physically sick as I watched what she was doing.
Mia: That’s not how …
Paige: No, don’t interrupt, let me finish this please, it’s important. Imagine a guy sees his wife being raped. How would he feel? Imagine it’s being broadcast? How much worse would that make it for him? That’s what it’s been like for me.
Mia: That’s not how the crowd saw it. There were folks masturbating and copulating all around the base. They all sensed the sexual tension in the atmosphere.
Paige: They were aroused, that’s all. That was just a physical response. I understand that, I was aroused too. What I’m …
Mia: Sorry to interrupt, but let me clear about this, you’re saying you were aroused at the sight of your husband being raped, humiliated and defeated?
Paige: I’m saying that’s a physical response that we can’t control. What I’m describing to the viewers is my emotional response. There’s a difference, a big difference. I was sick to my stomach for myself and for my man.
Mia: That was a very moving description, Paige.
Paige: I’m just telling it how it was. We’ve seen the pictures. The contest is supposed to be about skill and technique, like a chess game, at least when played at this level. She just went for him. No skill, no subtlety. How could he respond to that?
Mia: Well, some commentators are saying that he should have backed off, given himself a chance to cool down. Instead he responded in kind, maybe even provoking her when he pegged her ass. She’s on record as having objecting to that, twice.
Paige: Apparently, but guys at Abassi’s level can’t be expected to know the stats for every low level competitor who gets a wild card into a top competition. He couldn’t allow this upstart to attack him like that and then back off. People would have said he was scared or couldn’t cope with her onslaught. I completely understand why he decided to play it as he did.
Mia: Tell me as a wife, Paige, how does it feel to see your husband shoot his load while he’s being ass-fucked by a giant dildo?
Paige: Just how do you think it feels, Mia?
Mia: I’ve wondered about that. Abassi is a big proud guy, used to dominating his opponents and outshining his fellow competitors. To be treated like he’s a virgin on her honeymoon must have been deeply humiliating for him and, as his wife, you must have had some feelings about what happened. There’s a rumour that the reason he lost out wasn’t that Sonja had got herself up as your clone but because the dildo was your own private party trick with him. After all, you have – sorry, had – a reputation as a dominant chick – before you were married of course.
Paige: There are lots of rumours. People who don’t know what they’re talking about make things up. Yes, it’s true I had a reputation as being a dominant chick and I’m not going to pretend to you that I lie back once a week and open my thighs for my husband to pleasure me until I go ‘oooohhhhh’ and thank him. That’s not me, not at all.
Mia: She was aggressive right from the start, not just with that dildo, just the way a dominant chick might approach a guy. Is that your style too?
Paige: We’re a couple in a partnership of equals, we each have our needs and we aim to satisfy those needs for each other. So let’s forget this image of me pinning him down like he’s a toy boy and ravishing him like a wild animal on heat.
Mia: So you’re not prepared to categorically deny this story.
Paige: I’m not prepared to dignify idle speculation and gossip as a story. Nor am I prepared to divulge what my husband and I do in private.
Mia: Someone was though. There’s a story that the things Sonja whispered into Abassi’s ear at the start of the contest were private things that you say to him in the marital bed. How did she find out about those?
Paige: Again I’m not prepared to respond to that. Sonja is the one you should ask about where she got all the personal details about me.
Mia: There’s a story – I’m sure you’ve heard it – that you passed those details on to Sonja yourself in order to get your revenge against your husband for something he had done to upset you.
Paige: That is outrageous. Just plain malicious. Some people just can’t bear the sight of two people who are happily married and loyal to each other.
Mia: Sonja’s known to have a problem with black guys and that’s not just a rumour, the stats back it up. There’s an idea that that may have affected how she treated Abassi. Do you or Abassi have any thoughts about that?
Paige: We’ve both seen the stats and, yes, they do seem to support that idea. But like I said, we all have preferences or hang-ups about different types of people. The rules allow for that. Just exactly what are you getting at with this one, Mia?
Mia: What makes you think I’m getting at anything? I’m just putting these things to you for comment.
Paige: What makes me think you’re getting at something? I’ll tell you what makes me think that. Every question you’ve asked has had an edge to it. I’m just interested to see how you want to skew this one.
Mia: There are stories going around …
Paige: Please, no more stories.
Mia: There are stories going around that you used to be partial to putting down black guys.
Paige: Sure, I’ve heard those, but I’m not descending to your level to deal with this sort of tittle tattle from disappointed and inadequate former lovers.
Mia: It’s more than that. There were complaints, weren’t there, when you were doing virility tests, that you deliberately made it difficult for black guys while you helped others through.
Paige: You do talk rubbish, Mia. Abassi’s black. I told you how he behaved when he first saw me and how I responded. I married the guy. What sort of prejudice is that?
Mia: The sort that comes out in private, that leads to you humiliating Abassi, rather like Sonja did. The sort of humiliation that he may rather enjoy. The sort that leads to him exploding like he did at the Games.
Paige: I’ve told you that I’m not going to reveal any bedroom secrets. Whatever we do or do not do is strictly private.
Mia: It’s not so private if you passed it on to Sonja so she could use the same trick in public.
Paige: I’ve already dealt with that. Like I say, I don’t talk about personal and private matters.
Mia: Actually, Paige, you’ve not dealt with that at all. And you’ve not been above disclosing personal and private matters in the past. You were discovered to be the person behind leaks to the Gossip Channel revealing details of the sexual peccadilloes and inadequacies of some of the competitors you’d dated after meeting them in the virility tests. You were suspended from the tests for that and had only just been reinstated when you met Abassi.
Paige: That’s history.
Mia: It’s an historical record that supports the stories that have been circulating since those infamous Games last year. They’re still appearing in the media and they’re going to keep on appearing unless and until you can deal with them. This is your chance, Paige. Now, come on, what do you say?
Paige: What exactly am I being accused of here?
Mia: OK, I’ll put it to you straight to confirm or deny. This is what it comes to. You enjoy humiliating Abassi in private. He likes it too, a lot. That’s your private affair, as you say. But you took it – this is what I’m putting to you to confirm or deny – you took it a stage further. Without his knowledge or consent, you set up Sonja to imitate you, gave her all the information she’d need to humiliate Abassi in public, making him lose the contest and break his personal vow to you. But it didn’t work out quite as you expected. He was so embarrassed and humiliated that he’s now impotent, unable to get through the virility tests. You’re both frantically trying to salvage his career and your marriage. What do you say?
Paige: Mia, let me assure you and the viewers that I am a happily married, sexually satisfied woman. Abassi and I …
Mia: Sorry, Paige. I have to interrupt you there. It’s time for our commercial break. Don’t go away, folks, we’ll be right back to hear Paige’s response to these allegations.
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Mia: Hello and welcome back to first in the 2078 series of Interview Hour on the Sexplay Channel with me Mia Kang. My guest tonight is the model and celebrity, Paige Armato, also known as Mrs Abassi Oni. Just before the break, I put to her that her husband’s recent spectacular elimination from the inaugural Inter-planetary Sex Games last year was a result of her attempt to manipulate the contest to fulfil a particular fetish of hers. What’s your response to that, Paige?
Paige: Like I said before the break, I am a mature, happily married woman who is sexually fulfilled, completely and totally. No qualification, no equivocation. Yes, the elimination, and in particular the manner of it, came as a great shock to my husband. We had to cope with that as a family and I won’t deny that it’s been a struggle. He didn’t feel ready to get back on the base straight away and who can blame him after he was defeated by such outright trickery. He needed to get himself together and that’s what he’s been doing. He’s looking ahead to the World Games later this year and training hard to get back into shape. He’s the sort of guy who doesn’t like coming second and who is determined not to enter another contest until he feels he’s in shape, not just to take part, but to win. I am right behind him, as are his fans and his sponsors. In fact, more sponsors have come forward since last year.
Mia: Thank you for that very full answer, Paige. I’d like to explore that last point about sponsorship, but first let’s talk about his training. What form does that take? I’m not talking about basic fitness, but about the sexual side. He’ll be going head to head, so to speak, with girls to try himself out. How’s that part of the training been going and, more to the point, how do you feel about that as his wife? A little bit jealous maybe?
Paige: There is nothing to be jealous about. It’s professional, not personal. It’s not like he’s having an affair with these girls. They’ve got a job to do and they do it. They’re there to test him to the limit. That’s the only way a serious contestant like Abassi can get into the sort of form that wins high level matches.
Mia: But how is it going? What’s he been saying to you about his performance?
Paige: Strange as it may seem, we don’t spend a lot of time discussing each other’s work. We talk about our career development, sure, but we don’t come home and give a minute by minute account of what we’ve done that day. There are other things to talk about – and to do, if you get my meaning.
Mia: Yea, I think I get your drift there, Paige. Maybe this is a good moment to close the bedroom door and ask about sponsors. He’s got some new ones lined up, is that right?
Paige: Yes, three have come forward this year so far with some exciting new deals. We’re not ready to reveal who they are yet, but I think you’ll agree when you see the launch that Abassi is moving up a step in the image he’ll be projecting.
Mia: It’s interesting that, despite his elimination, he retained all his sponsors and has attracted new ones.
Paige: That’s just a reflection of his personality and of the quality of image he projects that sponsors want.
Mia: Quite.
Paige: I’m getting a feeling that there’s another of your points coming.
Mia: Well, yes, Paige, indeed there is. A lot of commentators were saying that the top class game was getting stale with Abassi winning every time. The outcome was predictable. Other contestants were losing sponsors. Takings on tickets and merchandise were falling. Which led to more sponsors dropping out. A classic deflationary spiral.
Paige: Wow, Mia, have you been taking evening classes in economics?
Mia: I majored in the subject, actually. But let’s stick to the point. From an economic point of view, it was a good thing for him to lose, because it made the game more open, which attracted more interest and therefore more sponsors. And to lose in such a spectacular fashion added spice to the equation.
Paige: You’re mixing your metaphors there, Mia. You put spice into food, not equations.
Mia: Good point, Paige. As the face – and body - of Spices of the World, you’d know about that. But I’m going to stick with this, because it’s a serious point. There’s economic support, much discussed on the business channels – although you probably don’t watch those – that this was a put up job, to rejuvenate the game.
Paige: No one could ever accuse you of consistency, Mia. A few minutes ago this was all arranged as part of my public sexual humiliation of my husband. Now it’s part of a worldwide macroeconomic scam to rejuvenate the flagging interest in the Sex Games. For a girl like me who doesn’t view the business channels, that’s got to be a pretty impressive achievement.
Mia: I’m not suggesting that it was your idea. And there isn’t necessarily anything inconsistent here. Maybe you just took advantage of something that was going to happen anyway.
Paige: And Sonja, what about her, where does fit in? No one knew she was in the contest at all until she drew the wild card. What does she get out of this?
Mia: She gets a lot of publicity to boost her career. She’s hardly been off our screens since.
Paige: You should write fiction, you really should. You’d make a fortune.
Mia: I remember being surprised at the time how quickly Abassi got aroused when Sonja took off her robe. OK, she was made up to look like you, but he knew she wasn’t. OK, he might have found her attractive as a clone of his wife, but there are a lot of girls out there who’d be very pleased if their guys reacted that fast.
Paige: I have that effect on him. I told you how it was when we first met.
Mia: Sure, but that was a long time ago. Most guys have sex just before going onto the base. I’m not sure if it’s strictly within the rules, but they all do because it means they can last longer, which makes the contest more interesting, so there’s no harm and no one complains. But to get hard so suddenly made me wonder.
Paige: Abassi is a very virile guy. Trust me, I have first-hand experience.
Mia: I’m sure he is and that is just how I’d expect him to react with someone who looked like you if he’d not had sex for – well let’s just say since the virility tests a month before.
Paige: Go on, spell it out. What do you want me to deny now?
Mia: I don’t want a denial, Paige, I want the truth. Basically the story is the same. Except this time there is a wider dimension. It’s all arranged that he’ll lose. Just to help him along and make sure he’ll cum, you withhold those wonderful privileges of yours so that he’s really desperate when he goes onto the base. And you prime Sonja on how to dress and behave so that she will really get him going. That explains why he doesn’t back off to calm down. He can’t. And then she pulls out your prize dildo and his balls explode with a month’s worth of cum all over the front 20 rows.
Paige: Why, tell me, why would I ever want him to lose? When he made that promise to me, never to cum for any other woman, it was the most romantic thing that I had ever heard of. It was his idea, not mine. I’d never even suggested it. Why would I, when cumming is a risk of his job?
Mia: Career, Paige, his career. That promise – the promise that was so romantic for you – was blighting his career and the whole professional sport. Like you said to us earlier, you talk about your careers.
Paige: Then why didn’t he just get right back into the sport? Capitalise on this boost he’s given to the Games. He’s not earning prize money while he’s at home and he’s not getting appearance money from his sponsors. This just doesn’t make sense.
Mia: Oh but it does. It makes all the sense in the world if what you did to him has made him impotent.
Paige: Have you thought of the consequences if what you’re saying is true? Abassi will lose all his sponsors and his career.
Mia: If I’m right, you’re both stringing along his sponsors until he can, hopefully, get himself back in full working order.
Paige: You know what I think, Mia? I think you’re trying to fuck up Abassi, just like that bitch Sonja did.
Mia: Ah, so that’s interesting, Paige. You’re admitting that she fucked him up.
Paige: I can’t deny it. Everyone saw it happen. She fucked him.
Mia: No, that’s not what you said. You said she fucked him up, not that she fucked him.
Paige: She did fuck him up – she shoved a huge dildo up his ass. How can I deny that?
Mia: You’re twisting things now, Paige. This is being recorded. We can replay what you said if you want and the viewers can judge for themselves what you said and what you meant. Shall we do that?
Paige: I really don’t know what I can say that I’ve not said already and I’m sure the viewers don’t want to hear me repeating myself. It was a big shock for Abassi. Of course it was. He’d been top guy for so long, it was bound to have an effect. It was a blow to his confidence.
Mia: A blow. Come on. It must have completely shattered it, being bundled out of the contest so quickly and so decisively, especially from a relative unknown girl.
Paige: Especially from a complete non-entity who used underhanded tricks. He was overconfident and didn’t realise the potential threat that she posed. We agreed on that, Abassi and I. We’ve discussed this a lot and that’s what we put his defeat down to ultimately.
Mia: Will you give me – and the viewers - a straight answer to the question that buzzing around the social media. Is Abassi impotent? Yes or no.
Paige: I’ve already said he’s back in training and he wouldn’t be doing that if he couldn’t get it up.
Mia: There you go again, avoiding the straight answer. Is it because you are afraid to say it or that you just want to create this air of mystery?
Paige: Mia, you’re pushing me places I don’t want to go, into my private life with my husband. That is something that we should be allowed to keep private. He’s a public figure, of course, we both are, but we are entitled to some privacy. But I’ll try to put this to rest, although I resent being forced into personal revelations. The last time we made love – because that is what we do, Abassi and I, we don’t just have sex or fuck – the last time we made love was last night at 10.30. It was sweet and gentle and loving, as it always is between us, and when I woke this morning I was still glowing, not to mention a little bit sore too. Does that satisfy you?
Mia: That’s very frank of you, Paige. I’m sure all the viewers appreciate your honesty and your courage in disclosing such intimate details. But now will you give us the answer to my earlier question?
Paige: You’d better remind me which of your previous questions you’re referring to.
Mia: You said that Sonja fucked him up. Just tell us what precisely that means. How did she fuck him up?
Paige: I’ve dealt with that. It’s a question of confidence. She took him completely by surprise and to be defeated in that way by someone that you don’t rate – and be clear on this, he didn’t rate her, still doesn’t, neither of us does – of course it battered his confidence. And his work involves confidence. He can’t perform in the games without it. He’s just like any man. Confidence affects performance. It’s the same for all the competitors, men and women.
Mia: Paige, I respect how frank you’re being with us here. We’re on very intimate ground and it’s not fair to press you further on Abassi. But I do want to know, as I’m sure the viewers do, more about you and how you’ve been coping. This must have been a difficult and testing time for you and for your marriage.
Paige: That’s true, Mia. My marriage is more important to me than anything else and this has certainly been our most testing time as a couple. I’m pleased to say that we’ve come through it stronger and closer than ever.
Mia: And don’t let’s forget that in many ways you’ve been more affected than Abassi. He’s been able to retreat and recoup his strength while you’ve had to carry on with your career in and out of the public eye.
Paige: Please don’t make me sound like a martyr in this. There’s only one person to blame and I don’t need to repeat who she is. My role is by my husband’s side and that’s where I’ve been, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health.
Mia: You once said that you got so frustrated after being deprived of sex for just two days that you were literally climbing the walls, unable to function.
Paige: I believe I did say that and it shows how strong the bond is between us as a couple.
Mia: I’m just wondering how you’ve been coping, with the physical side of things that is.
Paige: I should have known it. All that crap about respecting my feelings and appreciating my frankness. Here we are again on the same old treadmill. I wondered why you mentioned life in and out of the public eye. You’re back peeking through the keyhole of our bedroom door again.
Mia: No, Paige, you’re wrong. I was sincere in what I said earlier and I’m not prying into your bedroom. It’s just that you’ve said – and admitted just now – how important sex is to you and how you feel when you are deprived of it.
Paige: Thank you, Mia. I’m sorry if I misunderstood you. Maybe I’m being a bit too sensitive and suspicious.
Mia: It’s just that you must have needed to look elsewhere for that physical release that Abassi couldn’t give you. Is that why – I’m just wondering – there are stories coming out that you are working on the virility tests. Is that the only outlet you find to satisfy your sexual appetites?
Paige: Mia, you are one first class son of a bitch. Now let me put you straight on that once and for all. I’ve heard these stories, but the truth of the matter is that-
Mia: I am sorry, we’re right out of time. But thank you, Paige Armato, Mrs Abassi Oni. Folks, join me next week when my special guest will be Sonja, the girl who put Paige’s husband out of the sex games and out of commission. Until then, thanks for watching.
