I have a crush on my weather girl. D:

[Shovel]

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Scroll down a bit for a picture. Every time she comes on to do the weather I'm like "STFU everybody!" D:

Do you have any silly crushes on news anchors, weather girls, or anything like that?

 

[dramamine213]

Noooooooooooo... *looks at Shovel with an odd grimace*

I've been sexually attracted to actors, but not locals. They're far too plain or ugly for me to be sexually attracted.

 

[shinyka]

To give advice that was totally not asked for: getting in touch with a weather girl is easy! Just one of the following pickup lines!

~I think I feel a high pressure front coming in. In my pants.

~Hey baby. Want to read my barometer?

~The weather is looking nice today. Wanna' fuck?

~Hey, I saw you on the weather the other day. Then I saw you naked. In my mind.

~You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night long. Naked. And screaming.