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Karameida
Sometimes a Dream, Sometimes a Nightmare
- Joined
- Jun 15, 2011
So, I'm just going to post a bunch of unrelated things that I found hilarious. You might recognize quite a bit of it...or not. ANYWAYS! Feel free to post stuff YOU think is funny.
"I'm an acquired taste. Don't like me? Acquire some taste."
"Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term 'Selective Participation'"
"I ALWAYS mean what I say. I don't always mean to say it out loud but I always mean it."
"I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."
"Damn right I'm good in bed. I can stay there all day!"
"I chose the road less traveled and now I don't know where the hell I am."
"It's called Karma and it's pronounced 'HAHA, FUCK YOU!'"
"Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads."
"So, when is this 'old enough to know better' supposed to kick in?"
"If I ever had to run for my life....I would probably die."
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."
"Auto Correct, quit funking with my curse words! You mother fork lifter!"
"I was asked why I drop the F-bomb so much....I replied 'What the fuck is an F-bomb?'"
"One day youtube, twitter and facebook will join together and be called 'You twit face'"
"Whenever I have a problem I sing, then I realize my voice is a lot worse than my problem."
"I've met some pricks in my time but YOU sir are a fucking cactus."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I have to do."
"GUN CONTROL :: Buying one when you really want two."
"Did you just fall?"
"No, I attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm skilled."
You didn't see that...
Startled kittens flee
"I'm an acquired taste. Don't like me? Acquire some taste."
"Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term 'Selective Participation'"
"I ALWAYS mean what I say. I don't always mean to say it out loud but I always mean it."
"I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit."
"Damn right I'm good in bed. I can stay there all day!"
"I chose the road less traveled and now I don't know where the hell I am."
"It's called Karma and it's pronounced 'HAHA, FUCK YOU!'"
"Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear in bubbles over our heads."
"So, when is this 'old enough to know better' supposed to kick in?"
"If I ever had to run for my life....I would probably die."
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."
"Auto Correct, quit funking with my curse words! You mother fork lifter!"
"I was asked why I drop the F-bomb so much....I replied 'What the fuck is an F-bomb?'"
"One day youtube, twitter and facebook will join together and be called 'You twit face'"
"Whenever I have a problem I sing, then I realize my voice is a lot worse than my problem."
"I've met some pricks in my time but YOU sir are a fucking cactus."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I have to do."
"GUN CONTROL :: Buying one when you really want two."
"Did you just fall?"
"No, I attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm skilled."
You didn't see that...
Startled kittens flee
