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Guardian

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Most annoying game/anime/movie characters ever invented. Go:

Navi from Zelda.

HEY LISTEN

HEY

HEY

HEY LISTEN.
 
WATCH OUT!

Toad in the original SMB.

I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle!
 
Eileen SH4. >8U SWEET JESUS WOMAN YOU TORTURE ME SO.

Scenario: I'm running from FUCKING DOGS TRYING TO EAT MY LEGS AND WALTER. If you haven't played the series, Walter is essential a man who runs extremely fast and wants to beat you in the face with a pipe/bullets. So, dogs are mauling my legs, Walter is hitting me in the face with a pipe... EILEEN IDLY WATCHES ME DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, THOUGH I GAVE HER A WEAPON TO FIGHT WITH. >8U I hate escort missions. HAET.
 
can't believe this hasn't been mentioned...


GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK

nothing like hearing Danny DeVito, or an impersonator, chant that at you while you're desperately hurrying over to the downed beastie.
 
Peppy's voice actor from StarFox 64, DESPITE the game spun the very phrase that turned into an internet phenomenon.

In this case...

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(Press Z or R twice!)

Half the times, I look upon this and say to the screen, "GODDAMMIT! I KNOW HOW TO DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY!"
 
Referring to the OP...odd you mention. I had that shirt on today:

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As far as Star Fox, its an Aileron roll anyway....

My most recent complaint goes to Lost Odyssey's Jansen.

"ARE YOU SOME KIND OF BEAST?"
"OH YEAH! LET'S GET IT ON!"
 
Capell from Infinite Undiscovery

"DIMINUENDO DIVE!"

Until he gets his man-voice late in the game, then it's less annoying. But he loses his man-voice after he finally gets laid with the love interest.
 
I hate the random soldiers in Last Remnant. YOUR WITTY FIGHT COMMENTS ARE NOT WITTY >8U STFU AND FIGHT LIKE THE SWORD WHORE YOU ARE.
 
YO! JOE!
YO JOE!

GOOOOO JOOOOES!


... The animated series of GI Joe is almost beating out Navi for me. Does anyone else remember this show? Not the stupid movie, but the show. It's animation but not a movie.... but I'll still stick it in here.
 
Roommate has this one:

The voice for Protoss Commander ("You need to construct additional pylons") StarCraft.
 
Any of the weaker officers in Dynasty Warriors 6.
"YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!"
10 seconds later.
"Ah, I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!"
20 seconds later.
[INSERT NAME HERE] has returned!
"I HAVE RETURNED TO DEFEAT YOU!"
"YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!"
5 seconds later.
"I MUST RETREAT!"

Repeated over and over again for 30 minutes.
 
Team Fortress 2 Scout

Need a Dispensa heaa! Need a Dispensa heaa! Need a Dispensa heaa! Need a Dispensa heaa! Need a Dispensa heaa! BOINK BOINK BOINK! :O

Captain Falcon Super Smash Brothers

FALCONE PUUUUUAAAAAANNNCH! YES! SHOW ME YER MOVES! ;D

Ashley Resident Evil 4

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP! D: HELP ME LEON!

Tails Sonic the Hedgehog

SOOOONIIIIIIIIC! D:

Navi Legend of Zelda

HEY LISTEN LOOK WATCH OUT HEY HEY HEY :D

Any Character from Star Fox 64

DO A BARREL ROLL! HEY GET THIS GUY OFF ME! PRESS Z OR R TWICE! HEY EINSTINE IM ON UR SIDE! WE NEEED UR HELP STARFOX ANDROSS HAS DELCARED WAR! HES INVADED THE LYLAT SYSTEM AND IS TRYING TO TAKE CORNERIA OUR ARMY ALONE CANT DO THE JOB HURRY STAR FOX D:

Guildmaster Fable

TRY TO GET UR COMBAT MULTIPLYER EVEN HIGHER

Any Starcraft announcer

NOT ENOUGH MINERALS. YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS! YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.

Edit:

AHHH I forgot Zell from Final Fantasy 8! He was such an annoying douchebag! D:
 
Dead Space.

I can't remember their names, but the chick on your team that always pops up her 'projection contact' right when you're in a very dark desolate spot.

"And I kill this thing and this thing and AH!"

*CRACKLY NOISE OF STATIC FOLLOWED BY WORDS*

My best friend Kat used to laugh at me whenever the chick would appear, because I'd end up screaming cause it startled me. >.>

Damn game.
 
I fucking looove Dead Space! The only thing that annoyed me was when you'd find a survivor, and no matter how hard you tried to save them, they'd continuously fling about, flailing and screaming, and you're all "STFU YOU'RE GONNA ATTRACT THEIR ATTENTION!" and end up smacking them in the face to shut them up, only come to find out you've killed the poor guy/woman. That or they actually do get the attention of those freaks and Isaac ends up watching yet another horrid gruesome death before having to rape and pillage the ass of said freak. Survivors.....blech!
 
Any anime character that is voiced by this one voice actress. I can't name any specific character or her name, but I know she's done voices in Escaflowne and Blood+

So I guess my post sucks. I should go hunt down her name.
 
Ms_Muffintops said:
Any anime character that is voiced by this one voice actress. I can't name any specific character or her name, but I know she's done voices in Escaflowne and Blood+

So I guess my post sucks. I should go hunt down her name.
Would that be Serena Schezar?
 
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