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Blond moments.

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No offense, blonds.

Post some of your more "stupider" moments.

The most recent I can remember was at work, someone had said Thrice. Me, being the genius that I am said something along the lines of "Okay, so I get once, and thrice, but what if something happens twice? Like two times. What would it be then?" they just kind of stared at me, and I thought about it for a moment, then walked away.
 
One time, can't remember the reason, I had to write down ID... and for the life of me, I could not spell it. I asked someone how to. Haha
 
Mine happened on my birthday actually...

My friend and I were out and we had to go to the bathroom (and cause we're girls we have to go together). When we got in the bathroom we started taking about how MASSIVE our waitress's boobs were and saying all kinds of creepy, embarrassing things but it was only because it was just the two of in there. We both go into a stall, mine the lock doesn't work so I start swearing loudly and go over to the next stall that looks kinda shut but not really plus I didn't see any feet. Btw there was only three stalls.

Anyways...unlike a normal person that would knock...or at least shake the handle first...I decide that I'm gonna spartan kick the door open.

and there was a person inside.

I WAS SO EMBARRASSED! It was partially her fault for not saying anything...but still....I said sorry a million times.
 
I say the wrong words ALOT. For example, just today, I was playing Twilight princess and I was talking to a friend about how you use your horse to herd the goats in the beginning, but instead I said "horde"

I just talk to fast sometimes. >.<
 
Did you have to say spartan kick? That shit was funny. Ok i got one

It was about two years ago me my friend and my mentor were at game stop and I was buying a new game the guy looks at me and says how old are you I looked at them and said "shit!" They looked at me and laughed then I was giving him my info and he asked for a dob and I asked them, "Yo what is my dob?"

They were on that for about five days.
 
Hahahaha nice!

At work we constantly have things that are changing, different stuff that the guys have to do to their paperwork before they give it to me. Well one day I told them all about a change and almost all of them said something about it. At the end of the day I told me boss and said I was met with a lot of "Groping and moaning" when I meant griping and moaning.

Yeah, I turned beat read.
 
My blond moments are when I insult my manager/coworkers without even knowing it.

"So I turn really bitchy around pretty women." Which I do...but at the moment I was talking friendly to my boss (female) and coworker (female). >.>;

I love when I forget how to count change. I'm tired, I got up early to come to work and I'm standing there...trying to remember how to count out 27 cents using a quarter.


Online though:

I went to go 'pity' someone for their headache.
I was like "Oh I'm so sorry you have a headcake."
Didn't realize it. The person about 20 minutes later was like. "....headcake?"
"Yeah. Headcake. You know, your head hurts. Headcake."
"... You mean headACHE...don't you?"
"......" *Block*

>.> I was so embarrassed.
 
One time when my sister had to be escorted away in an ambulance, the cops had asked for my sister DOB and name. I said all that right but when they asked for mine it took me a full ten seconds to come up with an answer. Whoo...and when they asked for the number to the house I was all like...uuuh~
 
Aquarion said:
wow you are dumb as hell.
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I remember a few months ago I ran up to my brother and said, "Hey, I have a lock on my door!" I'm not exactly observant, even for living in a house for almost a year. @.o Then again, I only spend time in my room when I sleep.
 
Alex said:
Aquarion said:
wow you are dumb as hell.
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Ok, ok no more insults to her on the threads.

Me and my friend was at the store and he needed about another two dollars for what he was buying. I checked my front pockets but not my back. I told him that I dont have any money on me. Later that day when we went to Wawa I went inside my back pocket and found twenty. He looked at me and said "Yo I asked you for two dollars earlier?" I looked at him and said, "Oh shit you did!" I had it in my back pocket so I did not forget where it was.

I tend to forget where I put my money all the time. My pockets are like dark wholes.
 
My dad gave me 100 dollars to go to lows to buy some pipes to fix our sink and to get the shelves for my room. I go in there and pulled the stupid girl routine so I could get some guy there to do all my work for me ;D I love being female sometimes. While He's cutting the shelf boards I check my pockets and I couldn't find the money. I assumed I forgot to grab it off the table I had about 5o bucks so I figured it should be enough. I pay with my money and when I got home it wasn't on the table.

I start freaking out and checking all over the house.

Wanna know where it was?

MY FREAK'N POCKET!

It took weeks for them to pay me back. FML
 
Nice!!!

I was playing with my little cousins and they took my keys.When I got home I could not find my keys I looked everywhere inside the car. My mom asked me ‘did you lose your key?’ I told her yeah. So I got to make a new one and about three days later there mom calls and tells me that they took the keys out of my pocket. I told her “I forgot they took it out.

Two years later we did the same thing but this time it was a picture of me and my girl. I forgot that they can pickpocket people and blamed my little sister. She calls again and asked me if I gave them the picture.
 
Sweetly_masked said:
Trygon said:
Nevermind, my excuse is that you're 17, Marquis. Peace out~
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Banning freak'n ninja!
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He does that. He can hit baseballs that look like they were pitched into the stands for home runs.

>.> bad analogy.

My biggest blond moment was downloading this game after watching the frustration that it caused my friends. Trygon knows the game. I Wanna Be the Guy.

It has been a hell of a lot of laughs, though.
 
So, I can drive. This fact makes me very very happy. It makes me so flippin happy I feel the need to brag and when I'm walking to my car, no matter now far away I am, I will take out my keys and swing them on my finger cause I feel cool. It's totally what the cool kids do. Wanna know what makes me not feel cool?

When I drop them.

I will literally stare at them for a minute, not wanting to bend down and pick them up because It's like I'm admitting how lame I am.
 




            • I don't know if this really counts as a blond moment but ...

              My friend once dared me to see if a padlock would
              fit through my tongue piercing. Of course, I gave it a go.
              And it locked.

              As to why I did it, well .. I clearly wasn't thinking.
              And the key? Nowhere to be found.

              I had to get it cut off.

              The padlock, that is.


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oh me, oh my... i've had several! XD

recently i went to get my keys to go out and then when i was heading out the door, i suddenly didn't have my keys anymore. i didn't remember putting them down, but figured i must have since i wasn't holding them anymore. i then search and search the house and, of course, can't find them. giving up and feeling pissed, i suddenly find them in my freakin' pocket or linked to my belt loop via the clip. UGH!!!
 
I think ym best idiot outbreak has to be headbutting the floor... twice... in a row. Yeah, I was half asleep and trying to fix something and kinda fell asleep, until my head rebounded off the floor.

Let me tell you, that's a huge ouch.
 
lolz Cheerio...gotta hurt.

I guess another one of my blonde moments would have been when I was in the bathroom doing my hair by the sink. My mp3 was on the sink while I was listening to it. I went to grab the brush from atop the toilet, accidentally yanked the earphone cord and well it fell into some unknown bucket of water by the sink. It broke...and I cried. Worst day of my life. XD
 
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