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An Unlikely Pair [Wormwood x MellowYellow]

Wormwood

Moon
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Oct 28, 2013
Mylo drummed his fingers irritably against the scarred wood of the table where they sat, looking even more pissed off than usual under the lurid light of the dimly lit tavern. "You're sure about this?" he asked for the thousandth time, and it was more apparent now than ever that he was likely trying to convince himself rather than Argo. He had brains, sure, but smarts weren't what you needed to take down monsters. It would take sheer physical strength and a hell of a lot of elbow grease, and Mylo's lithe frame just wasn't going to cut it. And he knew it. Argo, the minotaur he'd come across a week ago at this very pub, was built like a tank. To say he was finely muscled would be an understatement; the dude was a slab of pure muscle.

Mylo leaned back in his seat, pushing away the blonde locks that had fallen across his forehead. "Okay," he said after a long moment, as if he had come to a decision at last. "Partners. We take this one down without a hitch, and we can take down any of 'em."

Sure, going after a nest of goo creatures was ambitious at best, and at worst, stupid, but Mylo and Argo were newbies at this game. Go big or go home - so went the mantra of the Gorgon's Head tavern. Postings went fast, and the only reason this particular hunt hadn't yet been claimed was because of how dangerous it would be. They would need to prove themselves if they ever wanted to get out of the kiddie pool. Mylo was strategic, though, and paired with Argo, he really felt they had the potential to succeed, even if he had his own reservations about the minotaur.
 
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"When am I ever NOT sure about something?" Argo replied, his large hard fist wrapped around the thick mug of foaming ale. "Trust me, we can handle this. What are a bunch a' slimeballs gonna do, make us all sticky? All you gotta do is hit 'em in their main cluster and they'll fall apart." the bulky minotaur said. He wasn't exactly that new to the game, like most minotaurs he was practically born fighting. He had spent the entire 21 years of his life fighting, and it was only in the last few years that he started to do it 'professionally.'

"Exactly, it'll be fine bunny boy. Just keep your mouth closed and it'll be fine." Argo added. He pulled the large glass up and downed half of it in one swift swig. He had known Mylo for some time now, and while they weren't 'super best friends forever' they at least had the common goals and interests.

The towering minotaur stood up, brushing his large calloused fingers through his mane of brown fur "Lead on." he said, reaching down and wrapping his fingers around his large double-ended axe. He was almost 2 feet taller than Mylo in height, and his naturally broad muscles made him seem almost twice the width. He didn't wear much in the way of armour, save for his trousers, his shoulder pads, and some metal places on his pectoral and spine.
 
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"B-Bunny boy?!" Mylo stammered, turning red and staring into his untouched mug. That shut him up quickly for once. He flinched as Argo stood, his height casting a shadow over him. That was definitely something he still hadn't gotten used to.

"Yeah, I'll lead," he said with wavering confidence, trying in vain to piece back the shattered fragments of his pride. As cocky as Argo was, he wasn't without sense; he knew Mylo was just as skilled, albeit in ways that were worlds apart from his own. Still, stick two big egos together and they were bound to conflict with each other.

When Mylo stood, it was apparent just how ridiculous the two of them looked together, and every head in the bar turned to look at them. The so-called "bunny boy" was just an inch or two shy of five feet with emerald green eyes and brown-and-cream toned fur. He, like Argo, donned light armor, if it could be called that. A sleeveless vest and trousers made from the pelt of an unknown creature made up his ensemble, allowing him to be just as quick on his feet as if he were nude.

He cursed under his breath. Mylo hated being the center of attention.
 
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Indeed, they did look like a very odd pairing. Had Argo never seen Mylo in action before he would call this whole situation ridiculous, but he knew the rabbit man had some very fine skills. Mainly intellectual stuff, but he was also very quick on his feet. Much more than the burly minotaur, who was more likely to brave an attack head on rather than futilely try to dodge it.

He let Mylo lead on from the tavern following his lead at a slow and steady pace. The rabbit had the map after all, and if there was one thing Argo sucked at it was reading maps and following directions. Mylo, thankfully, seemed to be much more capable of doing such things. They left the large town, still drawing eyes due to how odd they looked together, and out into the vast grassy plains that surrounded the walled town. No other wildlife around to hinder their progress.

The trek was lengthy enough, going over roving hills and walking along a thin river stream. It made sense to follow this path, after all slimes were known for their love of liquids (Even though they vastly preferred the taste of bodily fluids.) and they had an all-liquid diet. "In that cave right there?" he asked in a hushed tone, using his menacing axe to point to the gaping maw of one large dark cave by the stream.
 
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"That's the one," he confirmed slowly, looking up from the map and rolling it up tightly. "X marks the spot." He swallowed hard and felt himself tremble. Mylo had never been in so much as a brawl before. He was relying entirely on Argo here. He knew he was going to have to swallow his pride and trust the minotaur if he wanted to step foot in the ominous cave before them.

"Warm, dark, and wet," he said, his voice uncertain. "That's how they like it." Now that they were alone, it was futile for him to make an effort to appear brave. The other man was fully aware of how scared he was. Hell, Argo was probably a little unnerved as well, despite himself.

"Now or never. Get ready, you wads of snot!" he shouted with zeal. Mylo figured if he was going to taunt what was lurking in the cave, he might as well do it before they were on the inside. Breathing in deeply, he took his first step into the cave, but not before shooting a glance over his shoulder to make sure Argo was close behind.
 
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Argo nodded stiffly "I think that cave must be...pretty deep. They ah..there might be a lot of slimes in there..." Argo said. Now he was a little nervous too, unable to think of anything but the horror stories of slimes encasing their victims and draining them completely dry. It'd be fine, Argo was a tank and Mylo was the smartest guy he knew.

He was quick to charge behind his new comrade in arms, his heavy hooves smacking noisily off the dark hard floor of the cave. He kept his grip firm on his axe throughout his sprint, and his grip only hardened when he saw shifting green forms appearing from the blackness of the cave before them. What at first looked like one solid mass soon broke apart, turning into several goo creatures.

Their forms were malleable and ever shifting, starting off as slow-moving puddles before transforming into almost humanoid mounds of slime. Argo swung his axe at the closest, his mighty strength cleaving into the jelly and cutting its central cluster wide open. It fell apart, collapsing into a dead puddle. "Remember! Stab the core!"
 
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Mylo's fear was only confirmed by the slimes that came in relentless droves, splintering off from what had appeared to be one solid entity; but, true to form, it was Argo who rushed in and took it upon himself to save the day. Mylo wasn't skilled in combat, and most weapons that were able to do any substantial damage were just too heavy for him to wield. However, he did keep a pair of seldom used daggers hidden away in his vest.

Brandishing the blades, he charged after Argo, but a sharp tug at his heel caused him to tumble and fall forward, the daggers clattering pitifully at the minotaur's hooves.

When Mylo looked behind him, he yelped louder than when he'd fallen, because he hadn't slipped in a puddle as he'd thought; a slime that had dripped down from one of the many stalactites adorning the cave's roof had ensnared him.

"Argo!" he managed to choke, the ice-cold slime slipping up his thigh and beginning to adapt its temperature to his own body heat.
 
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"Huh?!" Argo asked, swiftly looking around to see Mylo get snagged by one of the gooey beasts. Damnit, already?! They'd only just got here. He suddenly spun in 360 degrees, the power of his muscular arm allowing him to cleave his blade throgh several slimes in a swift swing. Well there went four more potential threats.

He rushed toward the rabbit, slicing through another slime as he went. Yet it seemed there numbers were continually increasing, more moving toward him with a growing sense of speed and purpose. He plucked a dagger off the cave floor and threw it toward Mylo, before throwing another broad swing at the crowd of creatures trying to surround and ensnare him. So many of them, and even if they were easy to kill there were still so many to kill.

This was going to be a problem.
 
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Argo's efforts, though heroic, proved to be futile when a formless slime lifted itself up to absorb the thrown dagger and spit it back toward the mouth of the cave. Mylo opened his mouth to speak again, though it was a poor choice; the slime that had discarded his dagger took this opportunity to take a lewd shape and stuff itself down his throat, and the rabbit had no choice but to suck and swallow it deeper as it took residence in the hot, moist orifice of his mouth. Another slime quickly joined in, sliding across the uneven cave floor and attempting to pin down his body, but the predator currently inhabiting Mylo's throat staved it off, protecting its prey and food source.
 
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Argo grunted, continuing to back away so he could reach Mylo and save him. Stupid bunny boy, his ass was just too irresistible it would seem. He struck down another slime with a swift swing, but one puddle of goo lunged forward. It formed a mouth hole and engulfed the minotaur's sizable bull cock. Felt good, no doubt, but he had a job to do. He speared one control cluster with the butt of his staff, killing the slime latched onto his dick before he started rushing toward Mylo.
 
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Mylo had been forced onto his back before Argo could get to him, the slime having slipped his hide trousers off with minimal effort. A thicker slimecock almost identical to the one stuffed down his throat had risen out of the pool to make its home in Mylo's ass, wrenching a muffled cry out of his throat. Still, belly-up and being fucked sloppily from both ends by a cave monster, his cock was already stiff and dripping.

The next slime that went for Argo coiled tightly around his calves before taking the form of a humanoid female complete with a pair of emerald, gelatinous breasts that rippled against his cock trapped between them.
 
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Argo grunted when he felt the jade figure wrap around his cock, the heat of the goo earning a low groan from him. Stupid slime, it felt way too nice wrapped around his shaft...but he kinda had a partner to save. He gave another strong swing of his axe, slicing away the duo of goo monsters approaching from his right. He stomped backward, dragging around the slime monster wrapped around his bull dick. Argo spun around again, slicing apart the slime beast that had attacked his mouth.
 
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Mylo had tried forcing the tentacle-like appendage out of his mouth by gripping it with both hands, though it was too slippery to grasp and seemed to only stiffen. His heart felt like it was going to burst out of his chest, and breathing through his nose was getting more difficult like this. Just when he felt like he was going to pass out, he could see Argo swing his axe expertly through the beast, reducing it to little more than a puddle, its consistency like water.

The slime contained within his ass, however, seemed almost angry as it thickened, and Mylo could feel it growing inside him, shoving itself ever deeper as he struggled to pull himself off it.
 
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"HANDS OFF THAT SWEET ASS!"

Another mighty swing, smashing through the other slimes control cluster with enough force to drive the blade into the cave floor, Now that Mylo was free from the slimes, Argo stood before him, holding his axe out to protect him from the few remaining slimes. "You better get the hell up Mylo." he said, nodding toward the daggers on the floor. "We ain't out of the woods yet!"
 
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Mylo shifted onto his knees, reaching out to fumble for one of the daggers before scrambling to his feet. "Paws off that bull dick!" he commanded, slicing the dagger through the slime that stubbornly milked Argo's cock, the creature causing his thick shaft to swing wildly once it had released it.

He felt a bit embarrassed at having the minotaur see him naked and helpless, being raped by a slime, but he had saved him. And they both were sort of half naked, anyway. You couldn't walk away from an experience like this without warming up to each other the slightest bit.
 
"What can I say, bitches love my dick." Argo said, sticking his tongue out playfully. with a loud yell he rushed forward with Mylo at his side, the two adventurers intent on ending the slime menace. These bastards had been a real pain for the village, sure...but for Argo he was going to take it personally now that they had turned on Mylo.

After slaying the remainder of the slimes with his partner, Argo set up a fire in the cave and lit it up. It was getting late, and the worst breeds of monster appeared in the night. Too risky to head back to town right now. "How you feeling Mylo?" Argo called out, starting to set up a spit roast with some of their rations.
 
"I've been better," he admitted, sitting with his back against a stalagmite. He'd been able to retrieve his pants after the battle, though they were slick with the debris of a slain colony of slime monsters. It was clear that Mylo was still pretty shaken up over everything that had happened that day. They had come out of it alive, though, and that was the important thing. He was doing his best to remember that.
 
Argo frowned when he heard that. Sheesh, now he was just starting to feel guilty about all this...He broke off two drumsticks of meat from the spit and handed one over to Mylo. "Sorry I didn't get to you sooner." he said, letting his broad hairy shoulders slump slightly. The minotaur bit off a large chunk of meat and swiftly swallowed it in one motion. "Those other slimes got in my way and held me up from helping you out quicker than I did."
 
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