Two Demi gods walk into a temple, or how I got a soul mate.. ((Me and StR))

[ThomasRHellsing]

Thomus Alexander Maximus wasn't exactly what most expected when you talked about a demi god. Most expected a mountainous man like Hercules, or a thin spindly person like Nemesis. The truth was, the demi god's biggest feature was he looked truly sexy. He almost looked like a statue this level of perfect was rarely possible. His teeth were perfect, his skin was perfect, his hair was perfect. The armor custom made for his figure sure didn't hurt. A dark red almost black chest piece, cut off at the shoulders. Leather upper arm bracers went from his elbow to his shoulder. While a short toga and gloves fingerless after the second knuckle on each hand were “blood” red. His eyes were sapphire blue bright and typically glowing in a way that implied he loved what he did. His hair was silver two bangs hanging over his perfect face. The rest was brushed back. The back was in a simple ponytail. Thomas looked like a scout, or commander ready to fight. A leather band on his head, that's main color matched his armor. A symbol of Aphrodite on the armor's chest. A frown on his face as he looked at his mother. He was pissed, an vocalized it, "REALLY, MY ZEUS'S SAKE, REALLY?"

The twenty four year old was angry. Down right furious as he looked at his perfectly built mother. The demi god was a bit stronger then the average man, but he couldn't lift a mountain. He was also a bit more resilient, but a lightning bolt would still fry him. Only the fact his big "Demi god gift" was charm kept him from trying to choke his mother. He was still tempted to try, as his "Aunt" spoke, "You should be honored, the first man to keep his rank when marrying one of my children."

Thomas flipped the goddess off. She snarled as Thomas said, "Sure she looks hot, but I don't want to marry some crazy bitch. I want to have fun, as I spread my word ad seed all across the world. I refuse!"

His mother shook her head, "Nuh uh uh, remember when I had you save my priestess from the Harpies. She was meant to die an the Fates were pissed at you. So between me and your Aunty, we convinced them to make you two soul mates in the tapestry of fate."

Thomas growled now, "What the Taurterus, Mom your legs are easier to spread then a, then a, person with really easy to spread legs! Where do you get off marrying ME off?"

The woman shrugged, "Your 24, that's old for a human. I want grand babies to spoil! So get to work! Besides while I'm sure using my gift to get into the toga's of every woman from here to Egypt is fun, it effect the love in the world, your man slut ways are ending NOW!"

Thomas roared and pulled his sword swinging for his mothers skull. He wasn't surprised when she disappeared. Her laugh echoing. Artemis was trying not to smile. Looking at the Amazon he said, "Any chance you could kill your mother and mine if I tossed you the Sword of destruction, my abilities are more taking based."

 

[Said-The-Raven]

Achima glanced over at the demigod and gave him a look as if to say he was mad... insane. Slowly she rolled her eyes and looked away from him. Her irritated ringing through the air, "Why would I help you of all people?" She crossed her arms and glanced at a cut on her leg. Damn he had hit her hard... this hadn't been an easy fight in any capacity... but she had been infuriated when they crossed paths.
He had trespassed onto Amazon lands and she'd made his offense known with her sword. So began a violent fight between the two of them... a fight that lasted hours. She had finally been knocked unconcious and to the ground, exhausted.

When Achima came to, she saw the demigod arguing with the Goddess of Love herself. She was still out of her element, and a bit dizzy... how had she managed this? He defeated her... how did he defeat her... she was the strongest warrior in her village. She groaned and touched her head as she walked towards the road back to her village. "Get out of here pretty boy... if I am going to mate with a man it won't be one that looks like a damn princess... I prefer my men strong, virile..." Slowly, she pushed hair from her face. She had long brown hair that caught the warm summer sun, it shimmered in the light. Her skin was a gentle peach tone, offset by a pair of dark brown eyes. Achima's hips were full, perfect for love making and holding children. Her breasts were full and perky, but bound up for battle.

"Out of here before I have the whole village after you... and they will come for your pretty little self." She snorted out in rage.

 

[ThomasRHellsing]

Thomas rolled his eyes, "Dumb cunt, do you even know what you were guarding?"

He gestured towards the toga that had been on a nearby pedestal. It was gone. Looking at her, he said, "My Mother is Aphrodite, he loaned your mother Artemis that Toga. Your mother gave it to your people. Which pissed my mother off, so she sent me to get it. Keep in mind she told me it was an artifact of power that you Amazons were probably misusing, she didn't mention it was a damned toga."

taking a few deep breathes, to calm down he said, "Turns out our mothers are conniving CUNTS, they had us meet, so we could fight. See there's an old Amazonian law, "A woman who is defeated by a man becomes that man's property", that's one reason why your people are so anti man. Your the daughter's of Artemis is another reason. Bitch eats more beaver then bears."

He knew he was pushing it but he didn't care. Glaring at the sky he said, "Our mothers decided to meddle a bit more. They made the fates bind us. We're soul mates, that means if I leave and your own sisters don't kill you, for the shame of being my toy now, you'll have dreams about me just like I will you. Eventually we'll both go insane if we're separated."

Thomas sighed as he sat down, "And before you say no one knows, this was a direct result of our mothers meddling which means your high priestess of Artemis is probably getting a visit from your bitch of a mother."

Sighing he said, "Do you have anything you need to go and get, my charm ability means an army of women are literally no threat to me. Against you I wanted to test myself, but against an army, well let's just say one of my brothers caused the first orgy ever. He also had less control and less raw power then me."