Javorcek
Supernova
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2013
- Location
- United Sates - NY
C-Sec Captain Jina T’Mas had been working on the Citadel for yeeaarrsss. She’d seen it all: everything from drunk and disorderly conduct to a sentient alien ship bent on the destruction of her beloved space station. Though what she was looking at now was almost as shocking as having Sovereign come knocking at your front door. The Asari matron was in the middle of a –very- interesting message from a Nyxanna Myaiia. The other blue faced alien appeared to be bonded to one of the new recruits coming in. Okay, nothing unusual so far; humans and asari easily fell for one another because of their similar exterior appearances. But besides the usual pleas that wives sent in to make sure their precious bondmates stay safe, there was a rather odd request in the e-mail; one that involved leaking audio and video footage of the new human officer for use in a series of films that Nyxanna planned on producing.
Hmm… Nyxanna Myaiia…Nyxanna Myaiia… Why did that last name sound familiar…?
Captain T’Mas put down her datapad and took a seat at her computer terminal. It took a little bit of digging…well, it took –a lot- of digging to find what she was looking for. The crafty little bitch must have paid a lot of money to ensure that her personal information would not show up show up linked to anything compromising. It was only because Jina had searched for the film Fleet and Flotilla XXX: Quarian Girls Gone Wild did she find Nyxanna's name. Yeah, she -may- watch a little bit of Quarian porn...or a lot of Quarian porn, so much so that she knew the director of one of her favorite movies off the top of her head. But still…a letter from –the- Nyxanna Myaiia, perhaps her –favorite- adult film director of all time (and T'mas had lived for a -long- time), was something else. And she wanted Jina’s help gathering footage for a new porn series she was creating! AND Jina would get a cut of the profits!
Heh…this was too good to pass up.
So Jina immediately send a reply back that ‘Yes of course she would be happy to assist…as long as she got an autographed copy of the first vid and 25% of the profits’. After all, Captain had it’s privileges…such as having access to all the CCTV cameras that monitored her officers. As well as any hidden cameras or bugs they may wear when out on undercover missions. Now she just had to get that new human in here and send her off on a little police business.
“Send me that new human female officer.” Jina called into the intercom by her desk and got a clipped ‘affirmative’ in response. Humans…they all looked the same to her. Even their names were so similar, she was pretty sure that there were at least 50 different people with the surname of Smith working in C-Sec. How the hell was she supposed to keep them all straight?