In the silence at the party

[lowblow emma]

You know the scene. You are at a party, there is lots of noise and you are talking loudly so that your friend can hear. Just as you confide a confidence, everyone goes quiet and the whole room hears. What are you saying?

Here's my idea.

The clinic says I'll need another course of antibiotics.

 

[ilaughatmyself]

And don't forget to order that hoe we talked about.

 

[sirix]

the doctor says it might be contagious

 

[bimbo a la blonde]

"so...what if I did fuck your wife....??"

 

[Spent Syrette]

Yeah, the host's a total dick!

 

[ilaughatmyself]

Then, get this, she noticed the huge amount of acne I used to have.

 

[lowblow emma]

Is your cock really that tiny?

 

[bimbo a la blonde]

"...of course you can get Syphillus from sucking on a door knob!......"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... So I said, 'No, but I've been half-shot.'!"

 

[Spent Syrette]

"No! I said I was a Nazi!"

 

[lowblow emma]

I'm going to throw up.

 

[bluesesshy]

it was all over the bedroom walls!

 

[XXtraPrince]

"... And then she began to stroke it...."

 

[lowblow emma]

My clit is unusually large.

 

[XXtraPrince]

(Tinkling sound of a dozen dropped drinks)

 

[Camille]

"...and then he told me I had a big vagina!"

 

[Adam Edwardson]

"Of course i don't love her! But she has nice tits, don't you think?"

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Those will absolve a multitude of sins!"

 

[lowblow emma]

Do you think anyone will notice if we slip upstairs for a quick fuck?

 

[XXtraPrince]

"Let them - no-one's opinion matters but yours and mine, and we'll both be too busy to care!"

 

[lowblow emma]

"So the baby isn't her husband's, it's actually her brother's."

 

[SeductiveKitsune]

There was soooooo much blood!

 

[bimbo a la blonde]

".....so he got on his knees and I told him to eat me....."

 

[XXtraPrince]

"So we heard a loud report, like a truck backfiring, and all of a sudden there were cops everywhere!"

 

[lowblow emma]

'I first came across our hostess when I was working undercover for the vice squad.'