Anti/Sex Jokes

[alphahagane]

Post any Anti Jokes or sex jokes here.

1. Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

2. A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What will it be?" The duck does not reply because it is a duck.

3. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It was not, numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

4. What is it called when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl?
There is no name cause its never going to happen.

 

[Dementia]

Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel’s pierced?
That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.

 

[Pyro]

How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

 

[Baba Yaga]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

 

[Rave]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse says, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

You reminded me of a good one, +10 Sexy points<3

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

 

[Ranger]

This...this made my day.