Sissyfit-Boi visits the CANDY Shop!

[siSSyfit-Boi]

I enter the shop and the 1st thing I notice right away is that they have an ample supply of cd's and dvd's as well as American "spandex" super hero comics like Batman and Superman, and the latest manga titles. On the shelves there are Tamiya model kits and sci-fi GKs from the Dr. Who T.A.R.D.I.S. right up to Battlestar Galactica. There's action figures like the Misa-Misa doll that can satisfy any gratuious fanservice fetish and cool and crazy swag from overseas that can complete any cosplayers outfit.

I enter as "sissyfit-boi" blonde hair with the peroxided dyed highlights and my eyes pools of liquid blue rounded globes. I'm wearing a pair of Calvin Kleins tight enuff to accentuate my curvacious bubble boy butt and "peachie keen" colored halter top that barely covers my Harry Potter Thunder Bolt navel piercing.

I spy the shop girl paging thru a fan magazine in gothic grab with glossy black nail polish and protruding metal nose ring which only adds to her charm. She looks up at me and sneers sarcastically. "CAN I HELP YOU... puh-leeeze!?!"

"Ahem.... yesss..." I stanner pausing only a moment to apply another coat of cherry favored, Clapstick lip gloss. "i'm looking for the latest new Anime Roleplay game called REX Nebular And The Cosmic Gender Bender!"​

"Rex Nebular..." as i continue. "... is an intersellar adventurer much like the character Hans Solo from Star Wars in his space ship called the "Slippery Pig" is offered an amazing 25,000 galactars (which i think is a lot of money) to recover a valuable artifact from a mysterious, forbidden, Planet known as Terra Androgena. Much like the war ravaged world Olympus in Appleseed... Androgena is the results of a Battle of the Sexes... where the Superior Female race has been finally eradicated from existance the wretched sub-species known as man. For breeding purposes They have created an ingenious clever device named "The Gender Bending Machine"! Mysterious science thing, say like... the "Internet Penis Magnifier" where one merely has to log on his computer and his manhood increase in size to one or two inches...!"​

The shop girl hisses. "YEAH... YOU WISH!!! If Women re-ee-ally ruled the world everytime a man broken up with a girl his penis would shrink by at least one inch!"

The shop girl just glows at me. "ARE YOU GONNA BUY SUMTHIN' OR WHAT?"

OOC: The Gender Bending Machine has all sorts of roleplaying possibilities, a central theme cuz to visit other areas of this world like the city Macho-troplis or the Undergound Haven you need to be of the proper gender... Be warned constant switching back and fore may cause a machine malfunction and you might end up a creature with both sexual reproduction organs.

 

[siSSyfit-Boi]

{{{VOICE-ACTIVATED AUTO-TRANSCRIBING AUDIO LOG}}}​

REX: LOG ON. Ah, there we go! This is Rex Nebular, making his first offical log entry, aboard the fastest, stealthiest ship in the galaxy, The Slippery Pig. Yes siree, this log is a GREAT idea! I'm gonna make an entry every single day! This will become the definitive record of my life! Yes siree, I'm not gonna miss a day! Anyway, not much happening today. Oh, spilled some coffee onto the ThermaWave's 47-prong bedistor board... must remember to order a replacement. LOG OFF. Okay, where's my dram bedistor board mail order data?

REX: LOG ON. Oh, nut's, the battery must be - Aha! It still works! Wow! Guess what I just found in the back of my sock drawer! That self-transcribing log I bought last year! What a gas! I'll have to start keeping my log again! Let me clip it right here on my belt so I won't forget about it.

(((SNAPPING NOISE)))​

REX: There LOG ON, Now let's ee... is it a boxer day or a jockey...