Buddha, time to out myself as a ridiculous old crank.
I got into RPG's thanks to a couple of teens on my street who introduced some of the younger kids to pen and paper gaming. Our first session was Twilight:2000 (fifty points to anyone who recognizes THAT name) and inside of two hours every character was stone dead or bleeding to death in the catacombs of a Polish monastery. I was six, and I was hooked.
So that's about 27 years now of playing and storytelling in various forms and forums. I got into PBEM games and writing on forums in high school, which would be about... seventeen years ago, I guess.
Aaand now I'm going to go polish my dice, have some milk of magnesia, shout at some kids to get off my lawn and maybe dig myself a shallow grave to lie down in for a long nap.
/cantankerous