Shedao Shai
Planetoid
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2013
- Location
- Behind the door
Someone was shining a spotlight into his face, and about a million angry dwarves were trying to hammer their way out of his skull, and an emergency air-raid siren was going off.
Jack moaned and buried his head in the sofa cushion, but it kept going off. Slowly, he raised his head and glared blearily across the room in the general direction of the racket. Whomever was bombing the city was going to incur his wrath in the most fatal of ways--he'd probably draw a vulgar picture of their mother or something. After he broke his head open and released all those stupid dwarves back into the wild, he reckoned.
The siren went off again, and he staggered upright. He was wearing jeans and nothing else. At least he'd undressed before crashing out. The taxi driver had been glad to see the back of him, he reckoned. Jack held his liquor as well as the next man, but eight shots of hard drink had thrown him for a loop. At least he hadn't made a mess or anything. That was one thing he always prided himself on. Aside from the hangover, he really didn't have much to show for a night at the bar. He hardly ever took it to an extreme.
Muttering under his breath, he stumbled to the door and opened it, unleashing a ferocious squint at the subject of his ire... the rather disheveled and pretty subject of his... um...
Ire. That was it. He wasn't drunk, just hungover.
"What is it?" he asked. "I didn't order any cookie dough."
Jack moaned and buried his head in the sofa cushion, but it kept going off. Slowly, he raised his head and glared blearily across the room in the general direction of the racket. Whomever was bombing the city was going to incur his wrath in the most fatal of ways--he'd probably draw a vulgar picture of their mother or something. After he broke his head open and released all those stupid dwarves back into the wild, he reckoned.
The siren went off again, and he staggered upright. He was wearing jeans and nothing else. At least he'd undressed before crashing out. The taxi driver had been glad to see the back of him, he reckoned. Jack held his liquor as well as the next man, but eight shots of hard drink had thrown him for a loop. At least he hadn't made a mess or anything. That was one thing he always prided himself on. Aside from the hangover, he really didn't have much to show for a night at the bar. He hardly ever took it to an extreme.
Muttering under his breath, he stumbled to the door and opened it, unleashing a ferocious squint at the subject of his ire... the rather disheveled and pretty subject of his... um...
Ire. That was it. He wasn't drunk, just hungover.
"What is it?" he asked. "I didn't order any cookie dough."