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Enos and Uncle Dis RP

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Enos

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Apr 11, 2011
Jones made his way to Randy's house, he'd just heard some disturbing news from his wife and he intended to confront Randy VIII on it. He couldn't believe that Randy VIII would sleep with Cat! That was his wife not Randy's and Jones was going to give him a harsh talking too!
 
Randy VIII answered the door in his pajama pants, not yet ready to go to the gym. He'd guessed that Jones might come to speak with him before going anywhere--if he still intended to do so at all--but hardly saw it as an occasion which required dressing. Rather than say anything or try to make some sort of defense, he stepped outside and shut the door behind him, allowing Jones to speak first without being heard by anyone inside the house.
 
Jones glared at him, "You slept with my wife," he growled, "How could you do that?!"
 
Randy gave an unenthusiastic shrug. "I had what she needed an' I happen to like 'er."
 
"What did she need from you that I couldn't have given her?" Jones bellowed, his nostrils flaring.
 
"Yes, I really want to know....she wouldn't tell me what the two of you did!" Jones growled.
 
"Well..." Randy launched into an explanation of what had happened, making hand gestures where applicable.
 
Randy giggled at his reaction. "Now, see, that's the problem right there," he noted. "You don't like all that stuff--but she do. You ain't just boring in general, you boring in the bedroom, too. A woman got needs, you know?"
 
"W...well if she really has to have those things...I can try," said Jones weakly.
 
"There's another li'l problem, sug'," said Randy VIII, swiping the tip of a tentacle under Jones's chin. "Not only would you not be able to do a lotta them things, but you don't really want to, an' trust me, that makes a hell of a difference."
 
"She said something like that," Jones grumbled, "but I don't want you sleeping with her either!"
 
"Hey, they's always gonna be things in life that we might not necessarily want, but still's best for us in the end," Randy cooed, draping his tentacles over Jones's head and shoulders. "You do want 'er to be happy, don't you?"
 
"W...well yes.....but...but you aren't going to....you know...go and see her anymore right?" Jones grimaced under the slippery feel of the tentacles.
 
"Better somebody you know an' trust than a total stranger, right?" asked Randy with a tilt of his head.
 
Jones shook his head, "I don't know, I think maybe we'd best not see each other for awhile," he said, "I need to get back to Cat, there's still a lot we need to figure out,"
 
"Hold up, hold up," said Randy, tightening the grip of his tentacles just a bit. "You ain't backin' out on me now, are you?"
 
"Yes, as a matter of fact I am!" Jones cried, taking off his glasses and shaking them at Randy.
 
Randy pulled him forward, tentacles wrapped firmly in place, so that in a split second they were nearly nose-to-nose. "I don' think I like that," he said in a low voice. "And you ain't gonna like it too much either when yo' wife's bored with you an' everybody goes around callin' you a tit. You might wanna rethink that move."
 
Jones turned red, gritted his teeth and gave a low snort, one of his hooves pawed at the ground and he gave a powerful wrench, freeing himself from Randy before he lowered his horned head and charged.
 
Randy's eyes lit up and he ducked around Jones, toppled him, and pinned him in a matter of seconds.
 
Randy laughed. "Look at that, you do got a spark in you!" he remarked with amusement. "I ain't ever seen you do that."
 
Jones gave him a sharp kick and rolled over, knocking Randy off, he was about to charge at Randy again when Bert, having come down to investigate the noise, stepped between them and grabbed Jones's horns, cutting his arms on the sharp tips in the process. Jones struggled but Bert gave a hard twist and forced Jones onto the ground, "Calm down! Stop this now!" Bert shouted harshly, his barking, authoritative tone was enough to make Jones go still. Red faced and panting, Jones glowered at Randy.
 
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