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Battle of the Sexes

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Freestylechamp

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Jonathan was 22 years old, good looking, and nice hearted person but he has reached his limit. He tries to be nice to everyone but school is really pushing his patience, with teachers always breathing down his neck, and the people all wanting to push their views on anyone that happens to pass them by. Today it was women for equal rights in the workforce and who happens to be pushing for it was none other than one of his ex-friends. “Hey Jay, would you like to come to a rally to help us improve women rights at the workplace?” “No I really can’t I got a lot stuff to do.” He said as calm as he could.

Even though he was trying to be nice about it she looked at him like he just kicked a newborn onto a speeding highway. “Well, what do you have to do, you don’t work on the weekends and we have rallies all the time.” “Well, I’m busy all the time now things are different.” He told her and they were for the most part. They stood there in the common area and argue from her cause to women and men in general. “This is the reason why women can never break the glass ceiling because of men like you who can never take a woman seriously,” she said folding her arms in contempt. “No you know why women can’t break glass ceiling is because you want to be treated special.” “We don’t want to be treated special; we just want our fair share,” “Then why don’t you work in big C.E.O girl graduate college at a higher rate than men but all you do is spend your money on dumb shit what makes you think to can hold money from a fortune 500 company.”

It was starting to get personal with them and soon there arguing escalated to almost a fist fight but he just walked away while she yelled at him. He finally get to home and drops his stuff and goes over to his girlfriend house since he said he would come over after school so he could get some help with his studies. “Hey kayley you in there?” he called after knocking on the door.
 
Kayley was in the kitchen at the sink, she had her shirt of and was in her bra and jeans. her day up to this point was a bad one, dealing with all sort of problems, lancing a boil here, stitching up a cut there, but the icing on the cake was when a Meth-head puked on her and stained her shirt, now she was trying to wash the..... what ever this use too be out of the fabric an try to save the shirt, she was not happy about this and was in no mood for crap or drama.

" yeah I'm in the kitchen, taking care of something, I'll be out when I can." she called out loud enough to reach the front door. her place was small but the way it was set sound did not carry well within it.

God dam it, why do I bother with those losers she thought, they only doing it to themselves.

she began to scrub more furiously just thinking about how mad drug users made her.
 
Jonathan sighed and used his key on the door to come in he looked at her in kitchen and saw her scubbing her shirt. "what happen to your shirt?" he said coming up behind her he walked up behind her to look over her. and smiled "and what the fuck is that smell?" whatever she was washing out of her shirt still carry a bad smell. He walked past her and went to get a soda but he really wanted to smoke weed right now. He know she doesn't like drug so he was trying to hide it but today was once of those days.
 
" Crackhead puked on it and my best guess is Rum and take out" she said as she gave up on it, she was scrubbing that shirt for what seem like forever but it seem like she was going to lose that battle, crackheads:1 Kayley: 0.

she let the shirt sit in the sink and soak. seeing Jona grab a soda she thought that maybe the she have one too, she needed a pick me up and sugar was her little achilles heel. not that she would tell any one.

she then headed over to fridge to get her own the over to Jona to spend some cuddle time with the BF. she sat down next to him getting real close making sure to wrap her arms around him and placing her head on his chest, taking a deep breath in threw her nose.

that's funny, I know that smell, it's weed, but Jona does not smoke. it must be passive smoking, he was in the area of a pothead and passed threw the smoke. yeah that's it she told her self.
 
He smiled as she got close to him "So you had a pretty bad day too huh," as she laid his chest he kissed her forehead. "Still I think my day was worst then yours." That was one thing about him was that he turned almost everything in a competition. He would compete in anything he was just something he always did.

He rubbed her shoulders and turned on the TV. “So why don’t we share to see who had the worst day.” Hopefully she would forgive the smell he didn’t smoke that much trying to quit “so you go first,”
 
Oh great this game again Kayley thought to herself. that whole one-up thing was fun they first meet, great for passing the time an when they were first dating she got to learn a lot about him that way, but now it was getting tiresome.

" no I don't think so hun, I want to forget today happened." she cooed as she felt his lips on her forehead looking up at the tv to see what was on.

the shoulder rub make her melt, all her stress was building up there and the knots were thick and bunched up. she almost did not notice that her head was slipping on to his lap as she melted away at his touch.
 
He smiled a little he sounded, because it sounded like she hated him bring up what happen but like her stroking her shoulder. He looked at her head sliding as she was getting more and more relax. “Are you going to stretch out and purr for me, Baby,” he laughed watching TV. He enjoyed spending time with her and continued to rub her shoulder. He wanted to ease some of her stress for now and just relaxed with her.

He couldn’t get to do this with his others girlfriends and wished that today didn’t happen but it did and he wanted to talk about it and ask her opinion about it. While others would lie in his face she would be honest with him and tell him on his mind.
 
" you know this kitty only purr's when she get's her milk" she cooed letting every thing go not even thing how vaguely sexual that sounded, cause she wanted some coconut milk right now what she was really thinking.

but his hands were so good, he was hitting all of her spots, if she had any energy in her she be jumping him but work was taking it's toll on her.

no one told her working as a nurse at a free clinic was going to be this draining, that content stream of problems that she had to deal with, she give it up in a heart beat, but she knew that she was making a differences and that was what kept her around so long.
 
He smirked listening to her talk about milk. “You’re too tired to work for it anyway so no purring for you.” He exhaled thinking that weather what she said was an innuendo or not they didn’t have as much sex as they use to. Sometime it even seems like a shore for her to do it. That mix with him seeing all these girls and his ex from today pushing there sexy body at him. If wasn’t that he didn’t think his girlfriend had a sexy body she was a little tiny thing in more areas than one.

“You girls have it so lucky,” he just thought out loud; to him girls would have it easy because they are living in a man’s world. The plus to that fact man would do anything for a woman. Show a little bit of leg and men with break backs just to get to you in just the sheer hope to be with one. How did he know that cause he was a player, he didn’t go to the gym to work out just because he wanted a better body for health reasons he did it to impress girls.
 
Lucky, did he just say we have it lucky? she thought to her self as she raised an eyebrow at the comment.

cause she never had it lucky, she grew up on a dog ranch, that sold puppies to pet stores all over the state, so she had to deal with tones of dog shit daily, an that was just the start of her troubles.

"Lucky how honey?" she said with just a bit more of a serous tone in her voice as she got up off his lap to meet him face to face, cause she wanted to see his eyes as he replies.
 
“I think it was lucky for you to be born a woman instead of a man. “ He had to think about what he was going to say. She got up from his chest and was started to be serious about it. Were they going to get into an argument too over something like gender as well? “Girls can just flash a little skin, bat their eyelashes, wink, and act stupid to basically get anything they want. Guy can’t show a little skin and get crap free. Wink and have a girl open doors or pay bills and no offense but men don’t have cleavage to show off. If I wanted to flash a girl I will get sent to jail. Girl flashes someone and get stuff. Namely anything they want,” he wanted to get all of this off of his chest today has been stressful and he thought since I’m already started I might as well go all the way.

He got off the couch and stood in front of her “and you know what is so bad about it, women complain about little things a lot of time because men stare. I hate walking out and seeing the girl in my class with short shorts and a tight tank top but get an attitude with me with looking at her body. God knows she must have spent an hour in the mirror so she knows what she haves on is going to draw in attention.” He rant goes on for a good ten minutes about what he feels as a double standard and women using their sexuality as an advantage.
 
Kayley listened to Jona's little diatribe against women, the more he went on that less sense he made to her. he made it sound like just because she has tits and some extra curves that God has handed all women the keys to the golden palace and that woman kind could get away with anything but murder, an she started that he thought the women could get away with the too.

she heard him out till his rant took his breath away, waiting for her turn, which came and she was taking the gloves, an if the did not work, he sure as hell was not going to be getting any action for a long time.

then her moment came

"So you think just because a woman dresses sexy that we can get anything that spark's and catch's our eyes, well guess what that same sexy outfit got a woman raped last week and they caught the guy, and you know what he said to the cop's" stopping only to take breath as she help her fists in a ball trying not to wave them around in the air

"He said she provoked him in to raping her just by wearing a tight shirt and jeans. she did not even talk to the guy at all, she was just walking down the street and bam he attacks her" yelling out and him as she held her fist on either side of her head and so wanted to slam them into Jona's chest for thinking such thing.

" an I don't want to go in to having to feel afraid all the time when I walk down a poorly lit street at night alone, why do you think I call you all the time after I work the late shift to walk me home. before you I had to call a cab to drive me 2 blocks. an then tell the cab driver not to leave till I was inside my apartment, just so I felt safe!" raising her voice even more as she started to tear up at how uncaring Jona was.

she was going to give him one chance to say some thing smart, something profound or else she was going to kick him out of there!
 
He watched her stand up and listen to her speak. He has heard all of this before but he wasn’t going to mean to her; even if what she was saying sounded stupid. “Do you know that a lot of rape that isn’t reported is women on men, why because when your young guys are brought up to be the protector and women are the house makers, and speaking of those cops we can get into a fight right now with me simply defending myself and I would brought in to jail.” He said with convictions.

He then went to the couch to sit down so he wouldn’t get to into arguing and flips channels “Society always paints women as victims but when you think of gold diggers you think of a woman taking advantage of on men. It’s a term that everyone knows. Men are the ones that have to work and provide.”
 
" You think I don't know our system is a out of whack! she was just a hair away form screaming at him,

"It bothers me too!, that some women are so two faced as to manipulate the system and the world we live in to their own gains!" she yelled as she began to move farther away from him, just being close to him just was upsetting her even more. she could not even believe the just a few short moments ago she was cuddling up with this very same man. it sicken her almost.

"Oh and what about older men dating younger women, it's fine for them to do it, they even get called Gentlemen and other nice thing like that, but if an older woman was to date a younger man, she get's called a Milf, a Cougar, a cradle robber!" she yelled again, feeling her voice get horse an raspy. she then headed into her bed room noticing that she was having this fight in her bra. she grab the first she see saw and put it of and came back out to face him once more.
 
He sighed and rolled his eyes while she went to go get a shirt. He was tired of having this argument with everyone girl he met. “Maybe they are called cradle robber is because women are smarter than men so for her to get a man that is not on her maturity level is strange. You see women date older men all the time; you don’t see young guys with older women because of maturity men don’t want to settle until they are older and women want to be provided for.”

He got up off the couch knowing that this wasn’t going to go anywhere “I tired of being the guy that treat women equal, and they say I treat them like one of the guys. But when I treat them like a lady they are quick to say I’m independent and don’t need a man. Besides the only bad thing about being a woman is child birth which lasts less than day but the guy waits on her hand and foot for months dealing with mood swings and craving and sex with the baby inside.”

He went to door wishing that he could show her how easy his life would be if he was a girl. “You don’t know how easy you got it.”
 
Kayley thought that Jona had his head so far up his own ass, that she was sure that he just got a job working for the government.

She had been a nurse long enough to know that child birth is not just a one day thing of labor pains an so forth. there was the swollen ankles, the weight gain, the stretch marks, sleepless nights,the cravings, leaking breast and she was sure she was forgetting a number of other things as well.

she then headed over to the kitchen and to the shirt that she left in the sink, it was ruined, their was no way to save it. she open the kitchen garbage and tossed the shirt in the trash.

then she stood there silent for a good long time and then


"!!!!FUCK!!!!" she screamed out at the pure frustration she was feeling at the moment

she then went to the front door to make sure it was locked, put the chain on and then turned around putting her back to the door and slid down to the floor.

she started to think to herself how she wish if Jona would just learn what it was like to be a woman. maybe he would understand them better.
 
Jonathan left and went over to his cousin’s house and there he started to drink and talk about what just happen. He was pissed that she got so emotional from him speaking his opinion. He blew it off and started to drink why his cousin talk about women. “Man I tell you, you can’t let women know how powerful they are. They like to be on top.” Sure his cousin wasn’t the best guy to talk to when it came to women as he was a gullible idiot that just broke up with “the one” for the fourteenth time now; but he wasn’t going to bash him for speaking his mind. He cousin’s had a guess bedroom and the weekend was tomorrow he figure he would wait and not talk to her for the weekend just so that she would cool off and realize how right he was.

He went to bed in his underwear as the worst day of his life ended. When he woke up the room looked somewhat bigger than before. He slept like baby and was just glad that it was a new day but trying to sit up felt weird, was there something on his chest? He looks down and sees breasts, pure female breasts only covered by the t-shirt that he had on last night. “Am I having a hangover?” he thought to himself pulling the sheets back and lifting his shirt up to see uncover pretty tits that shouldn’t belong on a man’s body “this is a weird dream,” he mumbled. Did his voice change too?
 
kayley woke up the next morning upon a tear stained pillow, she went to bed crying after the fight they had. this was their first big fight, an to her a big fight were those fight that always ended with one or both partners storming off in a huff of anger.

She so wanted to call in sick, but that was just not who she was, good old responsible Kayley, you can count on her.

but what was she going to expect from a guy like him, sure he was a good boyfriend, but he used to be a player and she knew that once a player, always a player.

Oh she thought he was different, that he could move past his player ways, that he give up girl gawking.

the more she thought about it, the madder it mad her.

the good thing was, when she got mad, she would clean and in a fit of rage like this, her apartment was going to be spotless
 
Jonathan went to the bathroom like he always did in the morning but he didn’t hit him until he just lightly pull on his boxers for them to come falling to his girlish ankles and saw his little buddy gone, Gone! “What the,” where his once proud manhood stood was an open slit. He opened his legs and looked down to see he didn’t just have breast but a complete sex change during the night. He felt his urge to pee and quickly sat down on the toilet only to fall into it forgetting he lifted the seat as well as the hood “Mother fucker!” he cover his mouth listening to his voice. Somehow he expected his voice to stay the voice as it was in his head but His voice was now girly too.

He struggled to get his thoughts together but he couldn’t think. He wanted to go to Kayley but after the big fight he wouldn’t know how she would take it. After a little fight he got out the toilet and flushed it then looked at his clothes a baggy shirt and pants weren’t going to cut it and his clothes wouldn’t fit him now how could they. He quietly and quickly got all of his stuff and rushed over to see Kayley not knowing what he was going to say to her. At the door he uses his key to see the place spotless. “She pissed,” he said notice he actually had a cute voice “Kayley, it’s me. I know you’re mad but I need your help. I fucked up somehow.”
 
Kayley was in her badroom when she heard some one enter, she only gave Jona a key, and the landlord had to announce him self if he entered a unit, but the voice was female and she did not recognize it.

Ok she was freaking out now, a strange person her house, had a key, !! SHE KNEW MY NAME!!!

Oh god i have a female stalker and she's her to profess her undying love towards me and if I refuse, she going to kill me and take over my life and live it like it was her own.

Kayley grab the first weapon that she could fine, a swiffer sweeper.

" I can do this, I can face her, you strong, you mighty, your she-ra" she keep saying trying to psych her self up to face the stranger.

she then jumped out of her bed room screamed at the girl and swag the swiffer sweeper at this strange girl.
 
Jona saw her freaking out holding a Swiffer in her hand swinging it crazy. “Kay-Kay, it me Jonathan! Kinda, Please stop swing that thing it really is me how else will I know that you have a scar on your breast because of dog scratch and you love it when I tickle your feet.” he/she try to guarding her body.
 
kayley almost connected with the Swiffer, before stopping it midswing.

" Jona????" she said all confused and bewildered.

she then turned around and started to mumble

" Okay I over did it on the cleaning, an now I'm high on clean fumes and hallucinating that my boyfriend is now a girl." kayley mumbled as she headed to her bed room to open the window to get some fresh air in the place.

" I think I'm going to lay down for a moment Jona, I am over worked after all." she said before flopping down face first on the bed.
 
She walked over there to her with her brown hair has grown to out to go around past her shoulders and was unbrushed. Sitting down next to her "I wish I can tell you that this is just a dream but I check and I’m really a girl. What should I do?” she asks looking at with her soft pleading eyes wanting someone to help her. He didn’t know what in the world he was going to do as a woman but thankfully it was the weekend and she didn’t have to go out. "Could you lend me some clothes?"
 
Kayley sat upwards and look Jona in the eye as he or is it she now, gave her the whole puppy dog eyes thing. she was almost going to fall for it till she remembered his comment about how women can get away with just about any thing by bat their eyelashes, an show off a little skin, an this puppy eye's thing was some where in that rant too.

"Oh your good, Jona, your good, use the sad innocent puppy face to get me too help you." she said as she shift her tone to be a bit more bitter as she pushed her off the bed.

" I hope you still know that's I'm angry at you for last night" she said as she threw a pillow at him... her.

this did change thing between them, but it still did not get him out of the doghouse. then she thought if it would be okay to call him a bitch???
 
She fell onto the floor and was able to keep her upper body on the bed to look at her. He laughed to himself inside when she call her on her puppy dog eyes. "Fair enough you can still be mad but please help me get some clothes, Your the only one I can turn too? you not going to just let me go out without a bra and panties would you? How will I make out there?"
 
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