As Leo walked on the road, he saw a pile of disarray. A dead man, his neck slit, and two horses lay still, soaked in their own blood. The blood trailed onward in a line. Apparently, something dripped blood all the way to wherever the marauders went. Leo wasn't a strong man, but he was a pious one. As he was on his pilgrimage anyway, what better way to find God than by doing his work? He put many stones in his pockets, for he had no other weapons.
He followed the trail right to a warehouse with a bunch of men surrounding one woman, attractive and stripped nude. He had to save her, the brutes were going to violate her sacred virginity!
He climbed up on top of the rafters, into the darkness. He took a deep breath, and said in the voice of god:
"You fools. Listen to me, and save yourselves. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!" (Pulp Fiction FTW!)
The men were confused and angry, though they could not find Leo. His years of monkhood had taught him all the secrets of how to disappear. He began to throw the stones at their heads from various places. Several of them fell, dead. The rest ran scared.
He ran down to her, and cut her loose. Giving her his robe, he carried her out to a place to hide. The air was calm and he finally looked to her. "What is your name?"